Okay. This is a very random thread. Warning. xD This is a tiiiiny bit like Moonstar's RandomClan, but different. I find a pretty boring part in the warriors books and..well, "jazz it up" a bit. Make it more interesting. And random. xD
**The clans are with the Tribe. Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw are in the Tribes cave. Squirrelpaw is introducing Leafpaw to some of the Tribe cats, including Talon.**
Talon padded over. Theres caught-prey here, he offered, flicking his tail toward a pile of fresh-kill. Leafpaw blinked. Surely there cant be enough to share with us all? Eat. Talon flicked his tail once more to the pile of fresh-kill. Crag is organizing a hunt. There will soon be enough. **here is where the randomness starts** Leafpaw: You sure flick your tail a lot 0_o Talon: I knoez!! Isnt it a purty tail?! admires tail- Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw: o__0 -sound comes from cave entrance- Crag: (at cave entrance) leaps forward- YAAAAH!!! I BE HUNTING!! Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw: woah. 0_0 Crag: -leaps among the cats clawing at them- Muah ha ha ha ha! I shall hunt you all!! Talon: my tail be so purty stares at tail lovingly- Crag: -stops in front of Talon- -claws lightly at Talons tail- Talon: -gasps- Dun touch my tail! It be sacred! Crag: *_* its so purty Talon: Isnt it? waves tail slowly- Leafpaw: ohemgee Squirrelpaw: scary Brambleclaw: -comes up behind Squirrelpaw- What in Starclan is going -stops and sees Talons tail- Ooh! Its so SHINY!! Talon: ^__^ Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw: -back away- Squirrelpaw: LeafpawI think we should go now Leafpaw: 0__0 yeah. this is freaking me out. Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw: -start to back farther into the cave- Crag: -leaps in front of them- NO! You must stay! Talon: you hafta admire my tail!! sniff- Brambleclaw: *_* shinyyyyy Squirrelpaw: -whimpers- mommyhelp mee-runs away- Leafpaw: /o_o\ wait, Squirrelpawdont leave me here Brambleclaw: can Itouch it? Talon: -nods- ^__^ Crag: NO! You may not touch da sacred tail! Brambleclaw: -whines- but its so SHINY! Leafpaw: AAH!! runs into cave- Brambleclaw: oohher tail is shiny too! chases- Talon: no! my tail is better!...-sniffle-
from Dawn, chapter 13
**Brambleclaw, Stormfur, Crowpaw, Tawnypelt, and Squirrelpaw are standing on ThunderClan's side of the border. (forest home) They are about to attack ShadowClan to persuade them to leave the forest.**
Looking around, Squirrelpaw realized that all the cats that had returned from the sun-drown-place were beside her - Brambleclaw, Stormfur, Crowpaw, and Tawnypelt. She glanced up at the sky. Feathertail, are you watching us? She closed her eyes for a moment, hoping that they hadn't left their friend behind forever with the Tribe of Rushing Water. **here is where the randomness starts!!** Squirrelpaw: -hears voice in her head- "I am watching you, Squirrelpaw..." Squirrelpaw: Wh...what the... Voice: I have been watching you aaalll the time... Squirrelpaw: -shivering- Who are you...? Voice: You know me well... -Gray cat falls from sky and lands in front of Squirrelpaw- cat: Im FEATHERTAIL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -cackles wildly- Squirrelpaw: What the... Feathertail: Im here to PROTECT you from DANGERS!!! Squirrelpaw: Can you protect me from yourself? Cuz I think YOURE the danger... Feathertail: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! youre HILARIOUS!! Squirrelpaw: Thank...you? Feathertail: OMG! ITS MY BRO! -runs over to Stormfur- HEYY SUP?! Stormfur: 0________0 Feathertail: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOURE HILARIOUS TOO!!!! Squirrelpaw: -sighs- Just ignore her, Stormfur... Stormfur: gladly... Feathertail: -rolling on the ground- AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU TWO ARE TOO MUCH!!! Stormfur and Squirrelpaw: -backs away- Stormfur: umm...okay...whatever you say, Feathertail... Squirrelpaw: -crys- this is so scary... Stormfur: I know... Feathertail: AHAHAHAHA!! I CANT STAND IT! I HAVE TO GO CALM DOWN! -jumps back into sky- Tawnypelt: What the... **END!!!**
from Dawn, chapter 3
**the first part is rly short but w/e xD ...brambleclaw, squirrelpaw, and stormfur are about to cross the thunderpath to get to thunderclan territory right after the Great Journey.**
"You lead the way," Stormfur suggested. "You know the forest here better than I do." He glanced at Squirrelpaw. "Are you okay?" **here is where the randomness starts!!** Squirrelpaw: DUH! of COURSE not! why do you ASK that? im INSANE!!!! of course im not okay!! Stormfur: Oh, yeah. I forgot. Whoops. -rolls eyes- Brambleclaw: Now, Squirrelpaw...did you take your medicine this morning? Squirrelpaw: -fidgets- NO! OF COURSE NOT! I HATE MY MEDICINE!! Stormfur: Oh great. She didnt take her medicine... Brambleclaw: -sighs- Wed better keep a distance from her... Stormfur: Can I keep a distance as in...like...my own territory? Brambleclaw: -grabs Stormfur- No! If I have to live through this, so do you! Stormfur: nonononononononononononoNONONONONONONO!!!!! Brambleclaw: Yes. Squirrelpaw: -gets in their faces- YAAAAAAAAAAAH! IM CRAAAAAAAAZY!! Stormfur: oh believe me Squirrelpaw, we know...we know... Brambleclaw: Um, Stormfur...maybe you SHOULD go to your own territory... Stormfur: YES! Thank you! -starts to run- Squirrelpaw: HAHAHAHAHA! I SCARED HIM AWAY! now, Brambleclaw...how do you like pie? Brambleclaw: -glances around- Uh...pie? I like pie... Squirrelpaw: GOOD! HERE! -whips out pie and chucks it at Brambleclaw- Brambleclaw: 0___0 yikes. -dodges- okay...uh...STORMFUR! TAKE ME WITH YOU!! Stormfur: Hurry! She'll follow us! Brambleclaw: -sprints after Stormfur- -stormfur and Brambleclaw disappear across the border- Squirrelpaw: YALL ARE CHEATERS!!!!!! **the end!! ^__^**
Here be another!! btw, when it says **here is where the randomness starts**, that is where I start writing my own stuff =D
from Dawn, chapter 13
**Brambleclaw, Stormfur, Crowpaw, Tawnypelt, and Squirrelpaw are standing on ThunderClan's side of the border. (forest home) They are about to attack ShadowClan to persuade them to leave the forest.**
Looking around, Squirrelpaw realized that all the cats that had returned from the sun-drown-place were beside her - Brambleclaw, Stormfur, Crowpaw, and Tawnypelt. She glanced up at the sky. Feathertail, are you watching us? She closed her eyes for a moment, hoping that they hadn't left their friend behind forever with the Tribe of Rushing Water. **here is where the randomness starts!!** Squirrelpaw: -hears voice in her head- "I am watching you, Squirrelpaw..." Squirrelpaw: Wh...what the... Voice: I have been watching you aaalll the time... Squirrelpaw: -shivering- Who are you...? Voice: You know me well... -Gray cat falls from sky and lands in front of Squirrelpaw- cat: Im FEATHERTAIL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -cackles wildly- Squirrelpaw: What the... Feathertail: Im here to PROTECT you from DANGERS!!! Squirrelpaw: Can you protect me from yourself? Cuz I think YOURE the danger... Feathertail: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! youre HILARIOUS!! Squirrelpaw: Thank...you? Feathertail: OMG! ITS MY BRO! -runs over to Stormfur- HEYY SUP?! Stormfur: 0________0 Feathertail: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOURE HILARIOUS TOO!!!! Squirrelpaw: -sighs- Just ignore her, Stormfur... Stormfur: gladly... Feathertail: -rolling on the ground- AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU TWO ARE TOO MUCH!!! Stormfur and Squirrelpaw: -backs away- Stormfur: umm...okay...whatever you say, Feathertail... Squirrelpaw: -crys- this is so scary... Stormfur: I know... Feathertail: AHAHAHAHA!! I CANT STAND IT! I HAVE TO GO CALM DOWN! -jumps back into sky- Tawnypelt: What the... **END!!!**