Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

So, we needed to get a taxi to go home from this hospital because my younger cousin got his finger stuck between a heavy door and a wall. So, we catch a taxi and ask if it'll take us to where we're going. He said of course, and asked which way we wanted to go. We said to go one way, because we knew it well and always went there. So e starts, and I read on the window (slowly, mind you) "Close the door lightly!" And you know, I'm all proud that I managed to actually READ the letters, backwards too. So we're halfway to my other grandma's house, not the one who is with us, when the driver says, "There's gonna be a huge traffic jam here, with all the road work going on." So my aunt gets kinda mad and says,
"So why dd you take us here if you knew we would have to wait?" And he replies,
"Because it's all the same to me, you said you wanted to go this way." So my aunt is tense with anger, which I can feel cuz I'm sitting next to her. Just after we pass a stoplight she says,
"Alright, just leave us here, I'm not going to sit in this taxi with you anymore." And he pulls over.
Now, remember what I read on the window? Well, as she gets out, she slams the door, but apparently it was lightly, since I didn't hear it. I'm holding the door for my grandma, and as soon as she gets out, I swing the door shut, making a louder noise. The driver leans over and shouts,

"Hey dirty rag (there's no exact word for it in English)!" then he starts mumbling something. I'm wondering, "Why aren't we leaving yet?" Because I didn't understand what he said, although he was glaring at me. So my grandma says,
"What are you trying to say?" Since none of us understood him. He says, "Why are you slamming my doors?" And I say,
"I always close car doors like that, and nothing has ever happened to them!" But you know what I SHOULD have done? I should have said, "Sorry," opened the door, and SLAMMED it a lot harder. Or stuck out my tongue and ran in the opposite direction the car was facing. Although I'm pretty sure the driver would have come out and beat me up, so I'm kinda glad and kinda not glad that I didn't. So we catch another taxi, and go home. but you know what, if you ever go to Bulgaria, don't take taxis number 91119. The last 4~5 numbers are the number of the taxi.

@Flight: My grandma in the taxi is the one who makes the best pancakes, and I think she's the only one you've seen.

-- Edited by Duskstar at 17:34, 2009-02-22

-- Edited by Duskstar on Thursday 13th of August 2009 01:01:31 AM