I hope I will be able to write another one today. I think I will. My grandparents are visiting from 2 states away and they're getting here this afternoon so I will write another one before they come ^^
Nathan: Wait...that's not my line. What's my line?
Shadowstorm: I KNOW YOUR LINE! IT'S, "I LOVE YOU SHADOWSTORM!!!!!"
Nathan: What the fruitcake? Who are you?
Shadowstorm: Sniffle! My name is Shadowstorm! How could you not know that?!
Music: *pushes Shadowstorm to ground and bats eyelashes at Nathan* Who needs HER? My name's Music. As in, the wedding bells you hear when you look at me. *swoon*
Nathan: ...what wedding bells?
Shadowstorm: *gets up* First of all, why are all the guys so weirded out by all us obsessive fangirls? And second of all...*gets out a baguette* MUSIC, YOU BETTER RUN! FEAR THE DEMONIC LOAF OF BREAD!!!
Music: AAAAAAAA-...wait, it's just a loaf of bread.
Nathan: *clears throat* A DEMONIC loaf of bread. Get with the program. And this is really freaky.
Shadowstorm: *swings baguette mindlessly* Nathan likes my demonic baguette! He backed up my demonic baguette!!!! AAAAAH!
Jonas Brothers Concert
Nick, Kevin, and Joe: *sing "When you Look me in the Eyes"*
Flight: Oh my fruitcake, Nick is looking at me! He's singing it to ME!!!
Dawnbreak: Nuh-UH!!! He's singing to ME! *jumps ten feet in the air* I LOVE YOU NICK!!!!!
Moonstar: *swoon* *faint* *get back up* *chokle* Joe...Joe...Joe...
Flight: Don't you mean Joey?
Joe: *sings to the melody of the song* Do not call me tha-at naaaameee...
Nick and Kevin: 0_o...*singing* When you look me in the eyes...
Kevin: What the fruitcake? *singing* Tell me that you love mee...
Night: Oh, Kevin, I DO love you!!!!!
Moonstar: You're in my way. JOE...JOE...JOE...
Brendon Urie: *jumps on stage* Thanks for letting me steal da stage, Jonas Brothers! HELLO EVERYONE!!! *winks in the opposite direction of Moonstar*
Entire audience: *goes silent*
Flight: Cricket...cricket...
Moonstar: OMG HE WINKED AT ME! DID YOU SEE THAT???!?!!?!?
Night: Mooneh, you need to choose one guy and stick with 'im.
On the set of iCarly
Shadowstorm: Music. Let's get this straight. Nathan is MINE, got that?
Music: *fingers in ears* Lalalalalalalalalala, I can't HEEEAAAR you
Nathan: This is just slightly strange.
Director: *stomps onto set* No no no no NO!!! This was NOT my vision!!!
JoBros concert
Moonstar: *on stage* Um...guys...
Joe: *is holding on to Moonstar's arm* Brendon, she's MINE!
Brendon: *is holding on to Moonstar's other arm* PSH! In your DREAMS, JOEY!!!!
Joe: *cheerleader hair flip* Oh no you DIDNT!!!
Moonstar: What the fruitcake? Why did Joe just flip his sexy hair like a girl?
Joe: *flips hair again* Yeah, I know, it IS sexy, isn't it.
Brendon: Not as sexy as ME!
Moonstar: You are both equally sexy, okay? Just let go.
Flight: *jumps on stage and grabs Nick* Okay, now that I'm ready to speak...*winks at Nick* Why did the roles just switch? Why are Joe and Brendon fighting over Moonstar instead of Moonstar obsessing over them?
Night: *jumps on stage and grabs Kevin* I have no idea. But all I wish is that Kevin would stop running away from me.
Kevin: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. *shakes Night off and runs offstage*
Nick: Wait, dude, what about the rest of the concert??!!!?
Flight: Sweetie, I think the rest of the concert is down the tubes. *makes flushing noise with her mouth*
Nick: 0_o Don't call me sweetie...and don't make that toilet sound.
Flight: What toilet sound? I only coughed.
Nick: That was...a cough. Oh god.
Set of iCarly
Shadowstorm: Dude, Music, he's MINE already!
Nathan: Actually...I'm neither of yours. *motions to someone off set*
Brunette girl: *walks on set and puts her hand on Nathan's shoulder*
Nathan: This is my girlfriend.
Shadowstorm and Music: *faint*
Nathan: *stares at them* Phew, good, they're out. Hey, Bethany, thanks for faking for me.
Bethany: No prob. That's what cousins are for.
After JoBros Concert
Moonstar: *stares angrily at her shoulders* LOOK at this, guys! This is YOUR faults!
Joe and Brendon: *each holding one of Moonstar's arms*
Joe: *sniffle* I'm...sorry...
Brendon: I'm MORE sorry.
Joe and Brendon: *start fighting over who's more sorry*
Moonstar: *sighs* Maybe I'll have to resort to Drake Bell.
Flight: *sighs dreamily as she gazes into Nick's eyes* I won't have to resort to Drake Bell...
Night: *crosses arms and pouts* I will. Why do all my boyfriends run away from me?