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TOPIC: When I'm Bored - A Collection of Random And Funny Facts, Newspaper headlines, and more.


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When I'm Bored - A Collection of Random And Funny Facts, Newspaper headlines, and more.


DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN, NOR DID I CREATE/WRITE, ANY OF THESE FACTS/HEADLINES/ARTICLES/ETC UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED.

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Now that that's overwith...
I just looked up "random facts" and got millions of lists and articles. So I wanted to share some. I also looked up "funny newspaper headlines" and other stuff like that, so...yeah. :) Sometimes I'll put in a few random thoughts of my own, but most of this is NOT my work (as pointed out in the above disclaimer).

*Please check this thread on your own when you want; I'm probably not gonna put updates in the thread title, since I'd have to change it twice a day.

So...
ENJOY!


(If this isn't allowed because most of this isn't my own work, please delete this thread, mods :D)



-- Edited by Tutelapaw on Friday 7th of August 2009 12:51:22 AM

-- Edited by Tutelasoul on Friday 7th of August 2009 04:52:34 PM

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Random Fact #1:
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.


Funny Newspaper Headlines #'s 1, 2, and 3:
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

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AHAH.
ILOVETHISANDAMEXCITEDFORFUTUREUPDATES.
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Excitement.
yayy! i love your updates! keep it uupp! :pp

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XDD Niice. That's like the newspaper headline I found, "Missippi's literacy program shows improvement"

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Haha yeah, Dusky. "Whoops" haha

Thanks Moonie, haha, you are so enthusiastic.

Random Fact #2:
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

(I think that's creepy.)

Funny Newspaper Headline #4:
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

(HAHA. Can't you just see that?)

By the way, I edited the first post a bit, please reread :)

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eww your hair grows when you die 3:
ahah a cow with an axe xDD

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Okay.. the fact that your hair still grows after you die gives me the creeps. Eww.. *dies of creepiness*
XD

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*watches Timbry's hair continue to grow*

Muahaha, go cow!

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"If he dies, then it will be God's will."

"If that was meant to be comforting, it was not."

"Everyone dies eventually. Once you are born, you begin to die."

"That was not comforting either!"

"It is the way of the Creed. Usually our deaths are violent but quick."

"Old man, are you trying to provoke me?"

-Stolen from a fanfic~-
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