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Moonstar


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Post all of your funny APPROPRIATE omegle.com convos here!
In case you're not familiar, omegle.com allows you to chat with random strangers. Don't reveal any true information of yourself; no ones does. i always lie about myself. the convos are short so it doesn't matter and it's funny. but i like to mess with people.....

i pretended i was an obsessive jonas brothers fan searching omegle for nick jonas.
You: are YOU nick jonas??
Stranger: yes !
Stranger: nickjonas69
You: ...really??
Stranger: better believe it
You: oh...... nevermind... youre another imposter..... 69?
You: ugh... ive been looking for hours..... im so so tired.....
Stranger: maybe you should jus give in?
You: well i really think hes on here somewhere........ i mean eventually i might find him.
You: the person whose talking with him right now probably doesnt even know she is. shes so lucky.....
Stranger: is he really going to tell you that hes nick jonas?
You: i bet he would. he loves his fans....
Stranger: ah fair point
You: yeah......

and then he disconnected xDD
anywayss. post!


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oh my goodness XD my cousin Emily and i did this one. it just made my life.

Stranger: hey, m/f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: oh :]] cool
Stranger: yea
Stranger: where u from?
You: illinois
Stranger: nj here
You: cool :]]]
You: age?
Stranger: 17
You: 43
Stranger: ru really 43
You: why would i make up my age? thats pathetic
Stranger: why ru on here
You: cus my husband cheated on me with my third cousin and took my little girl from me. now i have nothing but the internet to keep me company
Stranger: darn that sucks
Stranger: u got a cam?
You: im 43 years old. im not the little Cali stripper youre looking for
Stranger: ru hot
You: im 43
Stranger: so ever heard of milfs
You: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how olds ur daughter
You: 12
Stranger: thats sad
Stranger: u never see her
You: once a month if im lucky. he wont let me drag her away from his home
Stranger: what a *insert bad word*
You: yep... though i dont use that word often
Stranger: y not
You: cus im mormon
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHAHAH!
i guess im pathetic for making up my age xDD
i like our sob story and how he just disconnected. lmao.

edit: aaandd anotherrr

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/?
Stranger: m/f?
You: what is that?
Stranger: male/female
You: i am a girl
Stranger: boy:)
Stranger: age?
You: i am 10
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the people on here are pervets >:[ thats why its fun to make your age really outrageous. XD


-- Edited by Moonstar on Sunday 16th of August 2009 07:37:28 PM

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LOLOLOLOL the first one was HALARIOUSS!!

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hahahahah xDD !!!

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Hahahaha I love the second one!!!! "Why?" "I am Mormon." "Oh snap."

HA!

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yes :) nice excuse "my husband cheated on me" :3

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Haha funny ones moony XDD! Im ganna try this.

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hahaha copied moonie and was "searching" for Miley Cyrus. (first name that came into my head)

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from
You: are you miley cyrus???
Stranger: no

Hahahaha short.









edit: another hahahahaha


Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Are you miley cyrus??
Stranger: if i were miley cyrus i would not be here
You: how come??
Stranger: what do u mean
You: why wouldnt you be here if you were my bff miley?
Stranger: because you're here XD
You: vaht?
Stranger: why she is your bff
You: because i luff her!!!!!
You: ja, ja??/
Stranger: jaja??
Stranger: haha?
You: svedish.
You: hahahahahhaha
You: man i am funny.
Stranger: do u live in spain?
You: no
You: i live in canada
Stranger: canada
You: yeah
Stranger: canadian
Stranger: capital
You: ottawa
Stranger: ottawa?
You: yeah
Stranger: not quebec
Stranger: ??
You: that's a province..
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ha
Stranger: i'm student
Stranger: i'm poor
You: aww
You: i live in victoria, bc
You: i'm not poor :)
Stranger: u r rich
You: fairly, yes
Stranger: i'm enviable
Stranger: i'm listening to music
You: cool :)
Stranger: do you know
Stranger: twilight
You: yesssss!!!!
Stranger: supermassive black hole
Stranger: i really like robert
You: he was better as cedric
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: Robert Thomas Pattinson
Stranger: yeah
You: i have to go, we are going boating
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
You: yes, bye :)
Stranger: bye



I feel a bit guilty tricking people haha...but...it's fun to make up a life :)
I don't live in Canada but I've been to Victoria tons of times.


-- Edited by Tutelasoul on Monday 17th of August 2009 01:28:53 AM

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You: Hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FAIL!

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Sorry for double post! It wont let me edit the last one!
I wanna thank you Moony! I never knew about this site till now!
Heres my favorite one I've had tonight:

You: Hi!
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: i'm from Mars,are you humans?
You: No! I'm from pluto actually.
Stranger: But unfortunately, it was kicked out of nine planets,right?
You: I know. we are no longer a planet =[ We feel very disconnected
Stranger: i know your planet
You: Ever been?
Stranger: no ,i haven't enough money to go there,don't be so sad,i still very like it
You: Okay good. We are a happy planet
Stranger: i think so ^^
You: =]
Stranger: have you ever been to MARS?
Stranger: i think it is famous to humans
Stranger: haha~
You: I have actually! And i told you previously. I am not human.
You: I am a plutanian
Stranger: yes,i know,but have you ever meet humans?
You: I have. Sickening species.
Stranger: i heard that they will visit MARS
You: Me too. Be careful. They are vicous!
Stranger: i think it is terrible
You: Me too. I hope your kind doesn't end.
Stranger: who knows what they want to do,mey be we will be killed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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