well howdydoody! okay this story i made just for fun, you get to see inside a person's head as they enter a strange place, it just so happenes, your in the mind of one of my newest characters, Daelo. He's got blue hair and red eyes, and he likes toast, he's very sarcastic and a dork at some times.
Ever had one of those days when your thinking, 'oh crud' then explode into dust? If you have raise your hand and stop reading this, if not, keep them down and keep reading. If your wondering 'what the crud is this weirdo talking about? I don't know why I should keep reading, this guy has blue hair, he's weird' than that would be mean to think, okay let me start my story otherwise your will turn into a spoon for three seconds, trust me, you will.
It just so happened that oh crud day happened to me, like twenty thousand, five hundred seventy-three years and a half ago, Well maybe it was only five years, but only for earth, oh I have to get back to my story, right. Okay this one morning I got up, got dressed, did normal crud, then walked down stairs and made me a peice of toast. Okay here's the very sad part: When I was about to bite into my toast I exploded into dust, but just before that I stopped and thought, oh crud, then exploded, now you might be thinking, 'HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?' let me get it straight, IT JUST DID. Then I found myself in some alternate universe-or so I thought-that had little gravaty and on an open grass field. Now if you still want to read then you might understand how the heck this happened, for those of you who want to stop reading, okay then get out of my thread, oh and never come back again or I will uh,...... Send Zathn after you and she will eat your leggs. I really don't know she's always whisperig to herself and I have to keep one eye open at night when I sleep cuz I'm afraid one day I'll wake up missing a patch of hair, an eye ball and my left foot. For those of you who are still reading good for you! You get to figure out who athn is, whopie.....
Okay I will tell you later when I have breath, for now I need to take an asprin, or as Zathn calls it, the bundle of watches. I really don't know honostly.
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"Well if we don't kill him maybe there will be death and destruction and maybe this realm will be destroyed and the Cykarie Realm (otherwise know as the Sye Realm in the future) will have a waged war with a realm Blackfang named after himself." Ryujini said then paused. The three of them broke out laughing.