Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Mistpaw · ShadowClan Apprentice

The Nonsense Game

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

Lol, that made me laugh. XD Well, I'm very random, so...
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Crowfeather was stuck in between a very hard situation: He could either save the love of his life, Leafpool (who happened to be dangling on a stick over a flaming bowl of nacho cheese dip) OR he could dive into a giant slice of apple pie. Tough descision.

"Go to teh pie," Tigerstar cackled, gently lowering the stick Leafpool was attached to.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Leafpool. "What about US Crowfeather?"

Meanwhile, Riverclan was ready to eat the pie.
Crowfeather turned towards Leafpool. his heart melted as he stared into her alarmed eyes, shining like polished pearls. And right then, he couldn't help himself. He ran over and saved what he wanted to save just in time.

-- Edited by Moonpaw at 05:09, 2007-10-15

Mistpaw · ShadowClan Apprentice

OMG LOL!!! Nacho cheese dip.... That's a good one! Now I'm going to do one some nonsense stories about the kittypets and loners!

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Princess missed Firestar and Cloudtail. She wondered how they were doing, wherever they were. "Maybe I should have gone with them?" She thought. She wasn't looking where she was going and suddenly she walked right into a wooden fence made from bricks.

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Smudge had a new hobby. He had used to like watching the shapes of the clouds in the sky, now, instead, he watched the shapes of the poo in the litterbox. "Ooh! Look! This one looks like a bunny!" He meowed. "Hey, Smudge!" Said another kittypet. "If you think that's cool, you should see what my human made in his toilet yesterday!"

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"OMG! Barley! You aren't going to believe what I found!" Shrieked Ravenpaw. "WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?"
"It's a spork!"
"A spork?!?!" Cried Barley. "WHAT THE HECK IS A SPORK?!?!"
"It's a cross between a spoon and a fork! DUH!"
"Ravenpaw, you moron! That isn't a spork! It's a pair of tighty-whities, and judging by the smell, the last person to wear it has soiled himself!"

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

LOL. XD

At RavenpawLand....
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Ravenpaw was petting a turtle with a purple cloud and Barley was checking a traffic light for ticks when all of a sudden...:
Ravenpaw shouted, "THE SKAI IS PARPLE 2!"
"PENGUINS WIKE GROUNDHOGS DAT GO HONK HONK WITH YELLOW POLKADOTTED PAJAMAS MADE WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE HIPPOHONEYCLOSTROPHOBICZXYLOPHONESRUMPHUS."

And then Firestar who wasn't even there said "shuddup!".
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At Riverclan.....

Mothwing was on a diet cuz she didn't believe in Butterflies so the evil Willowpaw spirits got mad and chased her up a smiley face and pushed her over a bottle of chocolate milk which was sooiled with moldy cheez.

Mistpaw · ShadowClan Apprentice

Tigerstar was annoying Brambleclaw again. "Luke.... Uh... I mean Brambleclaw! I am your father!' He said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Screamed Brambleclaw.
"Join me Luke.... I mean Brambleclaw! The Dark Side is stronger!" Said Tigerstar. Then Firestar showed up and smacked Tigerstar with a frying pan. "STOP COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD TO HARASS BRAMBLECLAW YOU JERK!" Shouted Firestar. "Dad? Where'd you get the frying pan?" Asked Squirrelflight. "I stoled it from Onestar of course!" Firestar replied. "ZOMG LYK GIV BAK MI FRYING PAN U #%$@!1!!!!11!!!!!11!1!1" Screamed Onestar.

Meanwhile, In StarClan:
"Mother, what is a frying pan?" Stonefur asked.
"I have no idea." Said Bluestar.

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

OMG I WAS PRACTICALLY ROFL-ing AT THAT ONE! OMG YOU SHOULD WRITE A COMEDY SERIES, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_______________^ :DDDDD LOL ROFL

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In Thunderclan, Firestar was making an announcement.

Firestar gathered all of Thunderclan into the clearing.
He cleared his throat. "The time has come to make a new rule," he announced. The audience roared with groans of rage. "NOT ANOTHER FRIKIN ONE." They screamed in protest. "YOU MADE MORE THAN EIGHTY-FIVE THOUSAND YESTERDAY."
Firestar ignored them. "Anyways, I have noticed that a mass of you dirty little weaklings I MEAN bright, little angels have not been massaging their earlobes with lemonade at evening when Brambleclaw gets thirsty. IT IS NOW A NEW RULE." Glaring at his clan, he added: "Anyone who does not follow it shall be sent to live with Tigerstar and Darkstripe in Badclan."

Tigerstar suddenly swooped down form the dark clouds. "URGH GAWSH." he bellowed, and he began harrassing Brambleclaw again.
Firestar took action. He quickly snatched a portrait of Sandstorm and him and began beating Tigerstar with it. "STOP COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD AND HARRASSING BRAMBLECLAW YOU JERK!" Tigerstar left. annoyed.
Sandstorm furociously stalked over to her mate. "Is that out expensive nice portrait resembling our LOVE?!?!?!?!" she cried in rage.
Firestar had a look of fear. "Um... no?" he said hopefully. Sandstorm was too mad though. "THAT'S IT. We're FINISHED. Forever. AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS! >:(" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Firestar cried.
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MEANWHILE, in Starclan...
"Mother, what is a portrait?" Stonefur asked.
"I ahve no idea." Said Bluestar.

Karma · Loner

Stonefur was to stubborn to take "I don't know" for and awnser so he ran off. In the woods he meet his dead pet pig "fathoof" stone paw yelled at him teeling him That coming back from the dead could cause the owner perminant wedgies, and to be on his way to discover what a portrait was.

Mistpaw · ShadowClan Apprentice

Me? Write a comedy series? That's what my parents say all the time XD

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Ravenpaw smelled trouble. He wasn't sure what was going to happen, but he knew it would be something bad. "ZOMG! MY SPORK SENSES ARE TINGLING!" Shrieked Barley. "Oh noes!" Said Ravenpaw. "To the Spork Cave, Ravenpaw!" Barley cried. So Barley and Ravenpaw who were now Spork Man and Spork Boy got into the Sporkmobile to fight their worstest enemy.... ~Drumroll~ DARTH TIGERSTAR!!!!!!!!!! But when they got to BadClan Darth Tigerstar couldn't fight them because he was already fighting the Queen of New Jersey AKA Optimus Prime for the One Ring. Aragorn and Legolas tried to stop them but instead they ended up fighting over who had more fangirls. "I totally have more fangirls then you!" Said Legolas. "You wish!" Shouted Aragorn. "What would the fangirls see in a guy who looks like a freakin woman?"
"Luke.... Duh.... I mean Brambleclaw!" Said Darth Tigerstar. "Get your furry little butt over here or you're grounded!"
"Dad, you are like, so embaressing!" Brambleclaw whined.
"I don't approve of your girlfriend! She is that dumbo Firestar's daughter!" Said Darth Tigerstar.
"HEY! ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH FIGHTING ME OR NOT?!?!?" Shouted Optimus Prime.

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

OMG ROFL. XDDD

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

all of the cats in starclan were eating popcorn as they watched the peculiar batlles down below.
"Mother, what's popcorn?" asked stromfur.
"I have no idea." said Bluestar.

"DIE OPTIMUS PRIME!!" Tigerstar lept at Optimus and began to scratch him only to break all of his claws.
"Timeout!" called Tigerstar.
"WHAT DO U MEAN TIMEOUT!!!" shouted optimus.
"I'M TAKING A FREAKING BREAK CUZ U BROKE ALL OF MY CLAWS AND UR MADE OF FREAKING METAL U.... U...CHEATER!!"
"WELL UR A.... A....a....gosh i can't think of anything. i guess u win."
Tigerstar starts doing the disco.

in starclan:
"Well that was awkward." said Ares
"OMG!!! IT'S A BAT THE SIZE OF YO MAMA!!" screamed bluestar.
"MY MAMA! HE'S THE SIZE OF YO MAMA!!" shouted redstar
"ARE YOU CALLING MY MAMA FAT!!!!"
"YOU BET I AM!!"
"Cat fight. May I have some more popcorn please?" asked Ares.