xDDD Zomg Scarclaw the exploding pie made me laugh.
The seals took one look at each other and flopped away, shrieking. "NUU!!!! I LOOK LIKE AN ASPARAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then Bluestar walked by, muttering, "Not my fault...the box said the exploding pie would cure wrinkles..." And then Zac Efron stole Tigerstar's tutu. And Tigerstar sobbed. "No...my precious tutu...YOU SHALL DIE!!!!" And then Tigerstar shoved his file down Zac Efron's throat. And then Vanessa Hudgens got pissed off, and kicked Tigerstar. But her heel broke because Tigerstar was so fat. And she sobbed. "Zaceee....mah heel brooooke...SAVE MEH!" And then Batman popped outa nowhere and started singing, "DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then my English teacher popped out and shouted, "YOU'RE ALL PUBESCENTS!"
xD From now on, all of my posts shall involve my English teacher calling people pubescents. xD
LOL I THINK I CRACKED A LUNGGGGG!!! you people are so funny. Silverstream saw all the commotion and decided to check up on some old buddies. Down in river clan....... " OH EM GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..... LEPORDSTAR IS TILL LEADING!!?!?!" What a geek..... she hasnt died dramatically 9 times yet.... wow." and with that silverstream padded back up to Starlan.
As Silverstream was padding back up on the rainbow of loviness back to StarClan, Batman popped out and sang, "DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH BATMAN!!!!!!!" And then he took out some random sword and cut the rainbow in half. And then Silverstream shrieked as she fell to the ground. And then, far away in ThunderClan, Graystripe felt a wave run through him. "I feel my Silverstream senses tingling!" he mewed. "SILVERSTREAM, I SHALL SAVE YOU!" And then he ran super-fast to Silverstream and caught her before she fell. And Millie sobbed. "Graystripe...I thought we had something special!" And then she was angry. "Fine then. It's over, Graystripe. I'm going out with Zac Efron." And Vanessa Hudgens was sad. But Zac said, "I'm sorry, but you were too ding dang clingy!" And then Zac picked up Millie and they ran away and eloped. And Graystripe and Silverstream were confused, cause they had no idea what the word eloped meant, but Silverstream finally said, "Thank you Lavaboy, for saving me." And then Graystripe was pissed off. "I'm not Lavaboy. I'm Graystripe. And the name is Sharkboy. God." And then he dumped Silverstream on the floor and padded away. And then Bluestar laughed as she shoved popcorn in her mouth. "THAT WAS GREAT!!!"
And then Silverstream was all like "LAVABOY!!! I mean.....SHARKBOY....I Mean.....GRAYSTRIPE!!!! DON't leave me like this!I thought you loved me?" Graystripe turned towards her and looked into her deep beautiful blue eyes. "I'm sorry Silverstream,but I found someone else...." "WWWHHHAAATTT?!?!???!?!?!",Shouted SIlverstream."WHO IS IT?WHY I OUGHTA KICK HER SCRAWNY LITTLE @$$!!!!!" Graystripe was afraid of this.He knew that she would get mad,so he tried to brake it to ehr slowly."It's......It's.......Vanessa Hudgens." "WHAT?!!!?!?!?!???!?" She shouted even louder."YOU PICKED HER OVER ME???!!!??!?!?!??! " Graystripe nodded his head rapidly. "FINE!SO BE IT!I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!!" Then she climbed the OTHER rainbow of loviness all the way to Starclan,huffing and puffing away all teh little piggies houses.Even the brick one.Then Tigerstar appeared out of no where and started talking like some hill-billeh kittypet.
"YO GRAYSTRIPE!!!! Whazzup ma man?Hoya doin' man?" "WILL YA KEEP IT DOWN THERE?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?" Shouted Silverstream. "Whoa,somebodeh woke up on the wrong side of the den." Replied Tigerstar. "ANYWHOOOO.Yo Graystripe.You and ur girlfriend wanna coem with me,scourge and Hawkfrost to the Linkin park concert?" "HELL YEAH!!!!BELIEVE IT!!!!" Garystripe shouted,jumping up and down like a spaz.And then, Graystripe,Vanessa,Tigerstar,Scourge and Hakfrost skipped merrily to teh concert and when tehy came back to camp,tehy brought everyone soem Linkin park t-shirts.
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We all have our moments: A moment to cry, a moment to laugh. A moment to be held, a moment to be let go. A moment to be sad for not having what we want, and a moment to be happy with what we got.
Yeah, we all have those moments. And I advise you not to put them to waste.
Thanks Wetleaf ! I was just listenign to some Linkin park songs anyway.
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We all have our moments: A moment to cry, a moment to laugh. A moment to be held, a moment to be let go. A moment to be sad for not having what we want, and a moment to be happy with what we got.
Yeah, we all have those moments. And I advise you not to put them to waste.
And then Nightcloud popped up in StarClan, and she was PISSED. OFF. "How dare that measly excuse for a cat KILL MEH!" And she ran down the rainbow of loviness and attacked Leafpool. And they had a catfight. Literally. And then Batman and his evil self cut the rainbow of loviness in half. And then Batman Returns said that he was a naughty boy. And sent him to BadClan. Where Tigerstar welcomed him....by shoving a file down his throat. And then my English teacher popped out. "YOU'RE ALL PUBESCENTS WHO FILE THEIR NAIL/CLAWS!!!!"
AHAHAHHAHAHA YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME CRACK TWO RIBS!!!!!!lol this is funnnn!!! props to whoever thought of this!!!!!!!
Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw sat back and watched the show. " Soda Squirellflight?" Brambleclaw shouted over the fighting. "HOW DARE YOU OFER ME SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!" and with that Squirrellflight tumbled away finishing her show off with a triple back tuck.