We all have our moments: A moment to cry, a moment to laugh. A moment to be held, a moment to be let go. A moment to be sad for not having what we want, and a moment to be happy with what we got.
Yeah, we all have those moments. And I advise you not to put them to waste.
xDDDDDDDDDD You allz make me laugh. So I'm going to do this again. :)
And Spottedleaf and Clawface were bounding along like preppy teenagers when.... "Man, Spottedleaf, I can't believe I actually killed yeh duuuude. Yer so cute duuuuude." Clawface said in some really stupid "cool" voice. And the world came to a standstill with a screeching halt. And Mr. English teacher muttered, 'Pubescents..." "Wait, you KILLED ME?!' Spottedleaf screeched. And then she ran away. "I'm going back to Firestar, you FREAK!" And Spottedleaf walked up to Firestar, flipping her long, sparkly, blonde hair. "Hey Firestar. Yer hot so I'm taking you back." But Firestar was very angry. "I VILL NOT TAKE YOU BACK!" Firestar yelled. "I MADE MR. STUPID "E=MC SQUARED SEND ME ALL THE WAY BACK FOR YOU, AND YOU DUMP ME FOR THE "DUUUUUUUUUUDE" WHO KILLED YEH." And Spottedleaf was very sad, but then Firestar shouted more. "AND YOU DON'T HAVE LONG, SPARKLY, BLONDE HAIR!!!"
Up in StarClan... "Mom? What is this "blonde hair" they speak of?" Stonefur asked. "IT'S THIS THING TWOLEGS HAVE, SEE? LOOK!!! AREN'T I HOT NOW FOR TIGERSTAR?!" And Stonefur screeched when he turned to look at Bluestar, who was wearing a long, blonde wig.
Tigerstar sent his BadClan powerz to destroy Clawface. "YOU PUBESCENTS!!!" Tigerstar yelled. Clawface went to BadClan. "Dude, what was that for," he asked his his 'cool' voice. "I was thiiiiiis close to having Spottedleaf. We were gonna get married!!!"
Up in StarClan... "Mom, what is 'married'?" Feathertail asked. "I don't know, Feathertail. I don't know..." Silverstream said, with a look on her face like this... ------> O-o
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This is my wonderful competitive Pokemon team. Sprites from PokemonElite2000.com
We all have our moments: A moment to cry, a moment to laugh. A moment to be held, a moment to be let go. A moment to be sad for not having what we want, and a moment to be happy with what we got.
Yeah, we all have those moments. And I advise you not to put them to waste.
Up in Starclan Bluestar was 'galloping' through the fields happily as can be. Then she saw Oakheart, her love, in slow mo she walked over to him with the song "When I See You Smile' in the background. She gets to him and starts licking his fur, "I love you Oakheart! Forever and always!" and continued licking his fur. "WELL I NEVER!" she heard and she looked up. She was nose to nose with Silverstream. "You have nice fur Silverstream...." she said and gasped Look! POPCORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
I love it when they put that scene in the movies where two people start running in slo mo towards eachother with some cheesy background music playing. XD
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We all have our moments: A moment to cry, a moment to laugh. A moment to be held, a moment to be let go. A moment to be sad for not having what we want, and a moment to be happy with what we got.
Yeah, we all have those moments. And I advise you not to put them to waste.
Stonewalker walked into the forest from some other random universe. He said, "Come over here Twigflight!" Tgflight responded with "My name is Crapflight!!" Stonewalker nodded. Then a kit walked over and the bear next her her asked, "Still licking the air?"
ooc:// sorry these are a bunch of jokes that Eaglesight will understand!!!
Up in Badclan, Clawface flipped his flippy sk8erdood hair in Tigerstsr's face. "Dude, forget the chicks, let's go to a sk8 park!" So they went skipping and flipping their hair over at the sk8 park. Troy was there, trying to look all impressive for Silverstream. Then he did a 180 and landed on his face.
"Pubescants." Mr English teacher muttered before going to write a poem about how sk8erdood's minds are made of gooey slop. (xD) Then Mr. Einstein POOFED out of nowhere and read the poem out loud. "Kinky STUFF!" He yelled, jumping on top of the table. "Duuuuuude, where did that table come from?" Tigertstar meowed, flipping his new flippy red hair.
"LYKE OMG, TIGERDUDE, THAT TOTALLY DOESN'T MATCH UR EYEZ. Ur sooooooo uncolor-coordinated!" Sharpay said.
"Mother, whats a sk8 park?" "I have no idea." "Mom, whats uncolor-coordinated?" "LYKE OMG, Stonedude, you don't know what that means?!?" Bluestar said in her preppy-vanessa voice.