"OMG!!! IT'S A BAT THE SIZE OF YO MAMA!!" screamed bluestar. "MY MAMA! HE'S THE SIZE OF YO MAMA!!" shouted redstar
"WHAT DO U MEAN TIMEOUT!!!" shouted optimus. "I'M TAKING A FREAKING BREAK CUZ U BROKE ALL OF MY CLAWS AND UR MADE OF FREAKING METAL U.... U...CHEATER!!"
Suddenly, the bat the size of yo mama landed, revealing-
"DUH NUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH BATMAN!" Batman sang/recited, running in place in fast forward. "" Emotioned Bluestar, Redstar, and Ares, the very last of which with a mouthful of popcorn. "What's a 'DUH NUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH BATMAN!'?" Bluestar asked, tilting her head to the side. "I have no idea," Sonic the Hedgehog said, randomly flying past amd crashing into a non-existant rockwall, falling through a couple of randomly placed clouds, and then being eaten by Kirby, who just happened to be eating roasted hedgehog at that time. "" Bluestar, Redstar, and Ares emotioned again, eating more popcorn.
(Yeeeaaaahhhhhh... Not the best I've done, but as long as it pushes the randomness forward...)
"Oh noes!" Screamed Sporkman AKA Barley. "Sonic must die!" Shouted Optimus Prime. "Back off y'all, I got a chainsaw and I ain't afraid to use it!" Said Darth Tigerstar. "ZOMG TEH SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Squirrelflight. Everyone ran around in circles screaming like little girls. "Yayz!" Said Ares who was stuffing popcorn into his mouth.