Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

RE: The Nonsense Game

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

"Dun-dun."
Night, Batman, and Rainpelt all looked around, searching for whatever had made that music.
"Dun-dun."
A random bird stopped being random long enough to screeched at the sight of the music and fall to its death. How it saw the music, I don't know.
"Dun-dun. Dun-dun."
Suddenly, Batman, the formerly-random bird, Rainpelt and Night found themselves on a boat in the middle of an ocean.
"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun DUN DUH DAH!"
"HAWS!" Batman yelled, then realized his mistake. "I MEAN, KAWS! MAWS! LAWS! NAWS! BAKALADAKAKAKAKAKLAKALAKA!"
Rainpelt, Night, and the formerly random bird stared at him. Finally, Night decided to yell, "JAWS!!!"
"DUN DUNDUNDUDNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDUNDUDNDUDNDUDN DUH DUH DUNNN! DUH DUH DUNNNN! DUH DUH DUNNN!!!
DDDDDDUNUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
Suddenly, a large shark jumped out of the water.
"Why, howdy-ho!" he said all country-like. "Well, I'll be! Smack me with a spoon and call me a dish! It's mah ol' kousin Bat-ty-man!"
"AWS! BAWS! CAWS! ZAWS! DAWS! TAWS!" Batman continued screaming, unaware of his "cousins"s arrival.

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

Night smiled widly,and Rainpelt just fainted from fear.Night jumped on Jaws' back,laughing.
"Hey Jaws! Long time no see!"
"Well slap the chickens and paint me red! You lookin' mighty fine,Nighty!" "You too,Jaws!"
And to that,they swam off towards the sunset.

Lilyspirit · RiverClan Warrior

"I wanna swim towards the sunset!!!" Bubbleshine mewed and jumped after them in the water.

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

"Sha-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Shamoo the Whale mooed like a cow, coming up to swallow Bubbleshine whole. "Mm; tastes like cats - With a little bit of fear, salt, dog and a tiny bit of BBQ sauce thrown in!"

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

"Shamoo!" Jaws yelled,slapping Shamoo with his tail. "Let her go! Orders from the little ol' mistress on my back!" Still slapping Shamoo with his tail.

Lilyspirit · RiverClan Warrior

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Bubbleshine yowled. Luckly, she's on the Riverclan cat swim team!!!!!!! She swam to the boat and hopped on, hiding behind Batman.

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

Unfortunately for Bubbleshine, Shamoo was part of the Under Watt R. Univeristy's national land walking team.
Ignoring the slaps from Jaws, he jumped up onto the boat, and continued to chase Bubbleshine.
"My preciousssssssss!!!!!" he hissed.

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

"F is for friends who do stuff together.U is for you and me.N is anywhere and anytime at all,Down here in the deep blue sea! " Night sang,grinnng stupidly.

Rosetail · WindClan Warrior

D'aww, what happened to this? We need to wake it up! =D

Zomg I was just reading over Night's old post: Then Ryan jumped out of the bushes and then me and Rosetail went all like:"LYKE OMG!! RYAN!!!! MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!" (on pg 14) And we're watching HSM2 now.The baseball part. xD

Oi, these are so funny! People need to make more! Kay:

Up in TDPWECCGOTDAASITDPLTDOTH (see page 19), Hillbilly Hawkfrost is sad. In fact, he's almost as emo as Jaypaw! (le gasp!)

*watching Blackstar shooting lazer beams from his eyes* "Man, why can't I have any fun? Why does my dad get all the hair and the chicks? Why can't I go back in time? And most of all....WHY THE HECK AM I A HILLBILLY?!?!?!?"

~*~Up In StarClan~*~

Stonefur: "Mom, what's a hillbilly?"
Bluestar: "For the last time, son, I DON'T KNOW! Stop asking stupid questions and eat your popcorn!" *shoves popcorn down his throat*

English teacher: "Cannot...process....stupid....questions..." *explodes*

And, because the world can't live without English teacers, it explodes as well. =3

FIN

-- Edited by Rosestar at 05:47, 2008-07-10