Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

RE: The Nonsense Game

Oceanheart · RiverClan Warrior

And then while Spottedleaf and Redtail were arguing suddenly, "DUNUNUNAHNUNAHUNU BATMAN!!!!!"

"Oh, I guess the Batman show is on! Hey Whitestorm! Turn it up a bit will ya?" Redtail said excitedly. And then whoosh! Every single cat was crowded around a 15 year old 16' T.V. with black and white. Except there was nothing on.

Meanwhile, Batman had gotten into StarClan's gate! Where is everybody?

"OMG!!!!!111 It's lyke BATMAN!!!! And all the she-cats were asking for autographs and hugs in 3 seconds. And then Tigerstar from TDPWECCGOTDAASITDPLTDOTH was all like, "Hey why Batman when you have me?" And all of a sudden, all the she-cats turned towards Tigerstar and there was a sea of pink purses. They all got in a line and one by on hit him. *In Tigerstar's thoughts* "I deserved that one. That one too. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one. And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one.And that one.And that one.And that one. Ok, I get your point! I was a bad kitty."

To be continued.....

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

Then the universe exploded because Wolf didn't understand what was going on.
Suddenly, all of the High School Musical characters ran into what was once the universe.
Troy/Zac Efron: LET'S DANCE AND SING AT THE SAME TIME!
*All of the HSM characters start dancing and singing at the same time*

Rosetail · WindClan Warrior

"BOO!!!" All the cats shouted at the HSM actors, and Batman took all the pink purses and threw them at Zac. So Zac grabbed Tigerstar and swung him around to deflect the purses, like a deformed Star Wars scene.

*up in StarClan, brambleclaw's heavily-breathing voice in the background* "Tigerstar...I am your so-"

"Wait, wait, wait, brambleclaw, that's not your line!" Lionheart meowed.

Oceanheart · RiverClan Warrior

"Oops, yeah I'm sorry!" Hawkfrost started to say. "Wait is it, 'Hi, I'm Fillbilly Fawkfrost', or, 'I'm a pretty little butterfly'?"

Lionheart, "No actually, it's 'What Time is it?! It's summertime!'"
Hawkfrost in a girly voice, like Rosestar's, "Lyke Oh My God! Is Lucas Grabeel going to sing with me?!!!111"

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

*Meanwhile,in High school Musical land*

Spottedpelt:*dances with Zac Efron* WOO! What time is it?

Zac:Summertime!

Spottedpelt and Zac:It's our vacation!

Spottedpelt: What time is it?

Zac: Partyti-

Then,I hit Zac on the head with a GIANT frying pan.
"DIE YOU HIPPIE!!!" I yell while hitting him repeatedly.

Oceanheart · RiverClan Warrior

Congrats, Night! You have passed the IHZE (I hate Zac Efron) Club *high fives*! I'll write som more when I'm not stuck. :)

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

"Why thank you,Oceanheart." I meow,bowing down.

Zac: *wakes up* HEY! WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT ME?! I was having a nice dream about the land where everyoen is a pony and they eat nothing but poop butterflies! >8(

Spottedpelt stares at him like this: weirdface

We are so through,Mr. Poop-Butterflies...

Zac: Oh well! *looks at me* *goes to hug me* But it dun matter,no.'Cuz I got y-

I hit his face with a GIANT mallet.
"Not even in yoru dreams,Mr. Poop-Butterflies."

-- Edited by Night at 03:08, 2008-07-12

Oceanheart · RiverClan Warrior

"Nice!" I yell.

~---Up in Starclan----~

Bluestar, " Son, what's a poop butterfly?"
Stonefur," I ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!! And by the way, where did you like get those shoes?"
Bluestar," Oakheart? What have you done?"
Oakheart," YO doods! I did wut wuz off the heezy with them!"
Mistyfoot,"Dad, do you have to?"
Bluestar,"How'd all get here?"
Stonefur,"Tigerstar."
Oakheart,"Tigerstar, wait actually I think it was a boulder. Oh darnet. I'm getting too old."
Mistyfoot,"Car crash. *covers mouth* Did I just say that? I meant to say monster crash. Or maybe Monstar Mash! *starts singing Monster Mash*"
Bluestar," Why ME?"

-------------------------The End------------------------------------------------
Sorry it wasn't that funny. hmm

Only thing I could think of xD

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

Allow the expert to help you guys out.

A giant ogre walks up to Zac Effron beats him into a pulp, eats him whole, walks off a cliff, lands in a bunch of spikes which happen to be a minefield that explodes. Then a hurricane comes and blows the pieces in a river and the pieces are eaten by piranhas that get eaten by a shark.

Then the universe explodes....AGAIN!!!!

SERVES YOU RIGHT, ZAC EFFRON!!!!! BOOYAH!!!