Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Amourapaw · ThunderClan Medicine Cat Apprentice

RE: The Nonsense Game

Emberpaw · WindClan Apprentice

"WHAT HO, FAIR MAIDEN," The British Cowboy greeted.
"I'm not a maiden..." Said the man in a pink, frilly dress.
"Den why do you wear a dress, mon?" Questioned the cowboy, who was now a Jamaican lawyer.
"I'm not wearing a dress..." Said the man in the dress, who was now wearing a tuxedo.
"AHSHDJHBFUOFBUIOP;;" Yelled Bluestar, feeling utterly confused as she drove her car. "WHY AM I INSIDE A MONSTER?!"
"MAMA, STOP THE CAAAR! DAIRY QUEEEEEEEEENNNN!" Cheered Stormfur and Mistyfoot, who were both sporting a fine pair of ribbons.
Leon suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and Bluestar, who's head was sticking out from the window, threw popcorn at him.
"WTF did ya do that for?!" Leon demanded, pulling a red balloon animal out of his pocket. "DUH FEEEECK?!"
"NO U." Teh she-cat replied.
"I SAY." Leon yelled, his accent suddenly turning into a British one.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIONHEART." Bluestar spat out.
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?!" Asked Leon, who was walking in slow-motion.
"IIIIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW~!" Bluestar yowled in slow-motion, despite the fact that she was walking normally.

Souki · Rogue

"y heai thar..." began a random stray as he began the process of jumping another stray and taking his food before he froze, covering his mouth with his paws in horror. "w--wat teh eff!!?!?!?/1111/1/1/!!! y am i talkin in n00b spk!?!11/1?!? wat haz happnd!!?! N--nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........!!!!!!!!!"

The stray that had been spared by the sudden attack of n008!7!5 quickly got on his knees and clasped his paws together, muttering a fervent prayer to the Gods of the Interwebs before yelling, "See ya, nub!" and making a break for the ticket to an all you can eat buffet ("All you can eat of sludge, crud, and nuclear waste!"), leaving his ginormous wedding cake behind in the alley way. In the last, final, desperate meter, however, he was mowed down by a laughing, sub-machine gun toting five year old. He seemed oblivious to his father yelling, "ALEX! YOU GET YOUR BEHIND BACK HERE! AND GIVE DADDY'S GUN BACK!"

A few feet behind Daddy, a long haired male was busy primping himself in a compact and as a rain of gunfire tore through his fifty five thousand dollar hand bag, he snapped the compact shut and produced--to the never ending astonishment of all--a flame thrower. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T, GURLFRAND!" He then proceeded to tear the pavement in an attempt to chase after the five year old and Daddy in a pair of high heels and a prom dress.

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

Suddenly, Chuck Norris appeared and began plotting to reset everything.
"I'm plotting to reset everything!" Chuck Norris grinned, standing sideways in a cartoonish manner while writting an evil plot on a piece of paper.
Suddenly, Zac Efron appeared and decided to stop Chuck Norris.
"I've decided to stop you, Chuck Norris!" Zac Efron said boldly, waddling over like a cartoon character.
Then Bluestar appeared and said something about cheese before disappearing again.
"Something about cheese!" Bluestar grinned before disappearing again.
Then Zac Efron and Chuck Norris stared like th blinking emotion long enough for Chuck Norris to punch Zac Efron into KingdomCome.
"

" Zac Efron and Chuck Norris emotioned, before Chuck Norris punched Zac Efron into Kingdom Come.
The End.

"Wot teh fleep!?" Woll Smoth shouted.

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

Bringin' it back

Zac Effron suddenly was eaten by Megatron who jumped from the moon and landed on the frog. Then Optimus Prim got mad and arrested Megatron for squashing a frog which cuased the froggy kingdom to explode and then the universe exploded.

Florestadream · RiverClan Warrior

Suddenly you hear a small sound, "Ni! We are the Knights who say Ni!"
"WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS?!" shouted Bluestar, staring down at the large men who kept shouting, "NI! NI! NININININI!!!!1!!!1!ONE!!!!!!"
Then Stormfur stared at his mother and said in an English accent, "Mother, Sir Robin is here, followed by a large shrubbery and... his most trusted men... One who is making hoof noises with two coconuts."
"MY STARCLAN, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD?!" shouted Bluestar, staring at her son and the Knights who say Ni! with confusion.
Then Tigerstar came with a flamethrower that once belonged to a man in a prom dress and sigh heels and shouted, "YOU ARE STARCLAN YOU STUPID MOUSE-BRAN!!!"
Then Sir Robin laughed and said, "My fine Sir -- err, cat, you seemed to have misplaced your, 'I', in the word, BRAIN. You said BRAN, instead. Here you are." Sir Robin then handed the, 'I', to Tigerstar and said, "Well, the Knights, my men, and I, shall be on our way now... We are needed somewhere else."
And with that the sound of horse's hooves (which were actually coconuts being clapped together) echoed behind the group.
Tigerstar let the flamethrower fall off the clouds that made StarClan's home with widened eyes and muttered, "I'm outta here if creeps like them cum 'round here again..."
Bluestar then shouted, "I'M WITH YA! STORMFUR, WE'RE OUTTA HERE!"
And with that, somehow the world and universe were back.

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

[SETTING: CONCERT HALL, FILLED WITH THREE THOUSAND AUDIENCE MEMBERS]

A lone figure walked onto the stage, as the many members of the audience clapped. The small cat, bowed, before reaching up and lowering his hood, revealing the face of Willsmithstar, a MusicClan cat who had been preparing for this day for months. The curtains behind him opened up, revealing five background singer cats, each one waving at the audience. As the audience stopped clapping, the lights dimmed, and a spotlight shijned on Willsmithstar and his other singers, just as they began singing.

Background cats: "Here come the Men in Black..."

Willsmithstar: "It's the M.I.B.'s, uhh, here come the M.I.B.'s"

"Here come the Men in Black
They won't let you remember
Nah nah nah"

"The good guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me -- M.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink be what was there
is now gone, black suit with the black Ray Ban's on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence
But yo we ain't on no government list
We straight don't exist, no names and no figerprints
Saw somethin strange, watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B.'s is at
Uh and..."

"Here come the Men in Black (Men in Blaaaaack)
Galaxy defenders (oahhaooohh ohhhhh)
Here come the Men in Black (Men in Blaaaaack)
They won't let you remember"

"Uh uh, uh uh, now
from the deepest of the darkest of night
on the horizon, bright light enters sight tight
Cameras zoom, on the impending doom
But then like BOOM black suits fill the room up
With the quickness talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer, neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Ain't no M.I.B.'s, can I please
do what we say that's the way we kick it
Yaknahmean? I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya
We're your first, last and only line of defense
against the worst scum of the universe
So don't fear us, cheer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're the fearless
M.I.B.'s, freezin up all the flack
(What's that stand for?) Men In Black"

"Uhh M
The Men in Black...
The Men in Black"

"Let me see ya just bounce it with me, just bounce with me
Just bounce it with me c'mon
Let me see ya just slide with me, just slide with me
Just slide with me c'mon
Let me see ya take a walk with me, just walk it with me
Take a walk with me c'mon
And make your neck work
Now freeze..."

"Here come the Men in Black (Men in Blaaaaack)
The galaxy defenders
Right on, right on
Here come the Men in Black (Men in Blaaaaack)
They won't let you rememberk (ohhhh nooooo)"

"Alright check it, let me tell you this in closin
I know we might seem imposin
But trust me if we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's for your own protection
Cause we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go witcha life, forget that Roswell crap
Show love to the black suit, cause that's the Men in
That's the Men in..."

"Here come the Men in Black (here they comeeeee)
The galaxy defenders (ga-la-xy de-fenders)
Here come the Men in Black (ohhhh here they come)
They won't let you remember (won't, let you, rememberrrr)
Here come the Men in Black (ohhhh here they come)
Galaxy defenders (ohh ohh, ohh ohh, ohh ohh)
Here come the Men in Black
They won't let you remember..."

The members of MusicClan took another bow as the audience clapped. And then Willsmithstar put on sunglasses, and holding up his Forget-Me-Not-Ray, pressed the button, erasing the memories of all the assembled.
"You were all trapped on an island full of dinosaurs... three times," he said. "And I'm a pilot, not a cat."