Meanwhile, in Starclan: Starclan was observing the screaming cats below. "How about a snowfall?" Redtail suggested. "No. Too light. How about... a hurricane?" Bluestar threw in. Lionheart shook his head. "None of these are bad enough." Suddely, Cloudspots jumped up. "OOH OOH! A TORNADO! A GIANT TORNADO!"
Murmers of excited agreements circled the ancestor crowd.
"GREAT!" Snowfur exclaimed. "Where's Cactusflower? She can make it." (NOTE: CACTUCFLOWER IS NOT A REAL WARRIOR)
Cactusflower bowed her head and closed her eyes. When they reopened a gust of spinning dirt and other random items began swirling towards the frightened cats below. "MWAHAHAHAHA!" Starclan laughed as they all grabbed popcorn. The movie was just about to begin.
"Say, what movie are we watching again?" Asked Bluestar wearing a cowboy hat. "Umm... I think it's the Chronicles of Narnia," Bluestar answered Bluestar Wearing A Cowboy Hat's question putting on a pair of sunglasses. "Which Chronicles of Narnia?" Bluestar asked Bluestar Answered Bluestar Wearing A Cowboy Hat's Question Putting On A Pair Of Sunglasses. "Too... many... long... NAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEESSSSS!!!" Lionheart cried dramaticly, breathing fire at the popcorn machine. "OMG, U DESTROYED TEH POPCORN MACHINERZORZ!!!!1!11ONE!" Batman yelled, jumping up and down for no reason. "" Bluestar emotioned, slowly backing out of Starclan heaven-place-thing and going to the doller store, so as to buy a new popcorn machine. "Since when can you buy a popcorn machine at a Doller Store?" Lionheart asked. Bluestar shrugged for no reason.
XDD I lol'd funny Levi. XDDDDD Liek all da nmames. xD
Meanwhile, in Thunderclan:
"HI EVRBODY IM GLAD I LEADER NOW!" Firestar screamed. Cloudtail shrieked. "TORNADOOOOOOOOOO"
Suddenly the tonado disappeared just as verybody turned to look.
"CLOUTAIL YOU LIAR!" Firestar accused. Brambleclaw, being the new deputy, said: "WE SHOULD GO BURY HIM ALIVE!" "YEAH!" The clan said "WIF SOME CHEESE!" "YEAH!" "AND WE SHOULD GET LLAMAS TO GO WITH HIM!" YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the clan was pumped.
"You are sooo not my boyfriend anymore." Preppy Birghtheart said with attitude. "Like, you totally are an embarrassement to my nail polish which complains how, like, embarrassing you are. :|"
MEANWHILE, IN STARCLAN: Cinderpelt: HI BLUESTAR! Bluestar: HI CINDERPELT! HI SNOWFUR! Snowfur: HI BLUESTAR! HI TALLSTAR! Tallstar: HI SNOWFUR! HI YELLOWFANG! Yellowfang: oh I hate the Hi Game! >:((((((((
"Hey! This isn't Chronicles of Narnia! This is Batman!" Shouted Lionheart. "Which Batman?" Asked Cinderpelt. "The one with Catwoman and the Penguin!" "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed everyone else. "Quick, someone change it before the movie starts!" "Yeah! Let's watch Dude Where's My Car?" "OMG NO WAI! Dude Where's My Car? sucks!" "LotR FTW!!!!!!!" "LotR can kiss my butt! Let's watch Harry Potter!" Everyone in StarClan started arguing over which movie to watch. All was in chaos, then, suddenly, Silverstream shrieked: "POOOOOOOOPPPPCOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, a very large piece of popcorn flew at Bluestar. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Bluestar Wearing A Cowboy Hat yelled in slow-motion, jumping slowly in slow-motion in front of Bluestar, slowly eating the popcorn whole while in slow-motion. Did I mention that all of this was in slow-motion? "BLUUUUEEEESTAAAAARRRR WEEEAAAARRRIIING AAAA COOOOWWBOOOYYYY HAAAAT!!!" Bluestar yelled, running in slow-motion toward Bluestar Wearing A Cowboy Hat. "GOOOO OOOONNN WIIIITTTHHHOOOOUUUUTTTT MEEEEEEEEE..," Bluestar Wearing A Cowboy Hat said slowly. "Waaaaiiiiitttttt aaaaa miiiinnnnuuuuttteee!" Bluestar yelled angrily, turning to Lionheart. "Whhhyyyyy aaaarrrrreeeee weeee taaaallllkkkkiiiinnnngggg iiiiinnn sloooooooowwww-moooottttiiiooooonnnnn?" "Whyyyyy aaaarrrreeee yoooouuu aaaasssskkkkiiiiinnnngggg meeee?" Lionheart demanded. Bluestar shrugged again in slow-motion.
Suddenly ares flew into the middle of popcorn fight and swooped around eating as much of the popcorn as possible. Eventually there ws no popcorn left. "Ares you hog you ate all of the popcorn!!! Now what are we going to do?" Shouted Bluestar angrily. Suddenly Gonedos appeared out of nowhere and said "How about a bob-omb pie fight?" "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE YOUR NOT DEAD!!!" shouted a koopa that had been killed by a bob-omb pie that Gonedos had given him. "I'm here cuz i want to see what happnes if i blow dead people up."
Meanwhile in badclan: Tigerstar was taking his afternoon nap when firestar appeared out of nowhere and began smaking Tigerstar with a rubber chicken. "STOP HARASSING BRAMBLECLAW U JERK!!!" shouted firestar "LIKE OMG I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!!" "oh....er....sorry i thought u were harassing brambleclaw again." "NO I WASN'T NOW LET ME SLEEP U MORON!!!" .............................................................................................................................................................................................. Firestar smacks tigerstar again "WHAT DID U DO THAT FOR!!" "no reason. i just felt like it. adios!"
in thunderclan:KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL I WANT HIS FLUFFY FUR TO LINE M- WTF! aahhhhhh! screamed leafpool. WHACK WHACK! TIGERSTAR YOU JERK I TOLD YOU NOT TO HARRAS MY CATS!yelled firestar! no you didint you told me not harras brambleclaw!so MWU FU FA HA HA!
mheanwhile in starclan:oakfur:yay bluestars back with the popcorn machine! RAGEDSTAR:all hail blustar all hail bluestar!BLUESTAR:ha ha FOOLD YOU! its just a cardboard box!*falls in to crazy fits of lafter*
ohh this one looks like a pie i wonder if it tastes like a pie? mabey you should try it?
Bluestar: LIEK ZOMG U LEIK TOTALLY FELL FOR THAT!!! ROFLZ !11111111 Starclan: >:(
Suddenly, a llama appeared out of nowhere.
Starclan: ...........AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Redtail: OMGZ ITS LIKE MAGICAL Whitestorm: HE SHALL BE OUR LLAMA Snowkit: I SHALL ALWAYS AND ETERNALLY LUV DIS LLAMA Yellowfang: LET US CALL HIM FREDFRED Starclan: HORRAYYYYYYYY!!!
Suddenly, Tigerstar came and stole FredFred
" ........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " Buestar yelled in slow-motion for no reason. Everybody sarted running around in circles like maniacs. "FRED FRED! HE WAS SOOO YOUNG!" "WE COULD'VE FOUND HIM A MS.FREDFRED TO GIVE BIRTH TO A BABY FREDFRED!" I WISH BLUESTAR WASN'T A MEENIE SO WE COULD HAVE POPCORN!" "WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?" "DONT MENTION POPCORN.... FREDFRED LUVED POPCORN...... D:::"
Lionheart quieted everybody down. "I say we hold a proper memorial service. I shall bring teh popcorn." "OOH OOH OOH!" Bluestar shouted. "I SHALL BRING DDR!" "Fredfred was just stolen!" Redtail cried in rage. "THIS IS NO TIME FOR DDR." "There is NEVER a wrong time for DDR!" Bluestar exclaimed.