Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

RE: The Nonsense Game

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

"I'm all right, I'm just very badly injured," Squirrelflight said, his/her voice muffled as it was heard from the Aligator ("I'M A CROCODILE!")' stomache.
"OMG! WE MUST KUT OPIN TEH CROKIDLIES STOMECH!" Batman yeleld, jumping down from StarClan with a chainsaw in hand.
"Uh, no thanks," Wavemon said frightenedly, spitting out Squirrelflight and then running away.
"OMG, AFTUR HIMZORZ!!!!11!!!11!!!1!!WUN!!!!ONE!!!" Batman yelled, chasing after Wavemon, down a random cave.
"I'M NOT RANDOM!" The random ("I'M NOT RANDOM!") cave yelled, breaking the narrator's narrator powers.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" The former Narrator yelled, shrinking into nothingness.

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

u should add in the caption writing guy levipaw!!!!

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

O_O! I didn't think about that! Thanks for the idea!

*Do I get to be in the story now!? FINALLY!*

Narrator: Shush, CWG.

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

CWG!!CWG!!!CGW!!! YAY!!!! EVERYONE CHANT FOR CWG!!!

random quote of the day: "is that a llama with a hammer?"

Mistpaw · ShadowClan Apprentice

Suddenly.... FredFred came out of Teh Interdimensional Vortex of DOOM and ran around screaming "7 DAYS! BEFORE YOU DIE YOU SEE THE RING!"
"Oh noes!" Said everyone else. Then Samara and a bunch of other horror movie monsters showed up and they all morphed into miniture Optimus Primes and started attacking Firestar who stole Onestar's frying pan and used it to fight them off. "ZOMG LYK GIV BAK MAI FRYING PAN!" Said Onestar. "RUUUUBBBBERRRRRR CHIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN FIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ares yelled.
And everyone threw rubber chickens at eachother.
"Seacrest, OUT!" Said Brambleclaw. Then they had a football game between StarClan and BadClan. StarClan won because they had the power of Spork on their side. "Teh Power of Spork compels j00!" Said Bluestar.

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

*GASP!* AN OPPERTUNITY!

*Suddenly, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, and every other Jedi/Sith appeared in StarClan*
"U CANNIT UZE TEH SP0RCS, U FIRCE RIPPA OFA!" Luke yiled- *ahem* yelled noobishly, brandishing a lightsaber. All of the other Jedi and Sith followed suit, activating their own lightsabers.
"Prepar 2 dy! biggrin

" Kit Fisto said, with bad emotion usage.
"OH NO! BAD EMOTION USAGE!" Bluestar yelled over the buzzing of the lightsabers. "STARCLAN, INTO YOUR EMERGANCY BATTLE POSITIONS THAT ARE ONLY TO BE USED IN CASE OF A JEDI AND SITH INVASION!!!"
Everyone was still for a moment, and then, screaming, they walked over to their hiding places.
" weirdface

" The StarWars characters (minus Kit Fisto (Hey, wait! I, PARENTHESIS GUY IS HERE! HOORAY!)) emotioned, as they had never seen someone walk away screaming before.
" ashamed

" Kit Fisto badly emotioned

*I... can't... TAKE IT! *Hits Kit with a rubber ducky, knocking the bad emotioned user out cold**

"YAY!!!" Everyone screamed. Then, noticing he was the only one screaming, Everyone roared, "AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO APPLAUDS OR SREAMS IN COMEDIES!?"

-- Edited by Levipaw at 19:08, 2007-11-12

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

almost everyone is here!! YAY!!

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

*Suddenly, Batman flew baqck into StarClan, followed by very many other superheroes*
"O NOEZ! SUBURHIR0Z!" Luke yelled, and then jumped off of the clouds that supported StarClan's camp, falling down to earth at very high speeds while screaming.
"Luke, I am your father!" Darth Vader said, before following Luke over the clouds.
"KUM BEC HER!" Batman yelled, dropping a very large freezer onto Darth Vader.
"U KEILED MAH APRINTECE!" Lord Palpatine yelled, before jumping at Batman, who was standing at the edge of the clouds, and who sidestepped, sending Palpatine flying over the edge. Pretty soon, all of the StarWars characters had jumped off of the clouds, and there was much rejoicing.
"Yay! Yay! Yay!" StarClan said, in a very passable impression of the same "Yay!"'s from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

WOOT!!! another hilarious chapter from kovian/levipaw
i am having writesblock right now so i can't think of anything to write right now