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TOPIC: The Nonsense Game


RiverClan Warrior

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The Nonsense Game


Brableclaw comes out and plays hopscotch with firepaw who dyed his hair black when all of the sudden the Vogons come and decided to blow up the planet to make way for a hyperspace freeway. then a dolphin comes along and throws nachoes at a vogon who decideds to lock up the dolphin for using the terrible throw nachoes at someone insult. (in dolphin the nachoes are a compliment) so 5 econds before the planet is destroyed, firepaw teleports 5 cats from each clan to him and he gets all of them to sneak onto one of the ships. after this, Zaphod Beeblebrox comes and throws himself into the total perspective vortex which doesnt do anything to him. Then John Cleese gets attacked by a raspberry stalker so he simply releases the tiger. Bluestar comes and the tiger and bluestar become friends and they plot to take over the world. In the end they got half way there and fell into a giant bowl of icecream that a twolegs kit was eating.... they ended up a chocolatey mess and got put in the time out corner.

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"weirdface" StarClan, CWG, Narrator, Parenthesis Guy, Sound Effects Dude, Camera Man, Nacho Boy, ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan, ShadowClan, and all of the StarWars characters (minus Kit Fisto) emotioned.
"weirdfaceconfuseddohblehcrybiggrinwinkideafurious" Kit Fisto emotioned badly. "Wut wuz tat al abot?"
"i dunt no," Luke answered, scratching his head. "Adn win dud wi gut a Cumoru Mun, Sind Afekts Did, ind Nocu By?"
"The power of the Brain compels you," Darth Vader said.
"Indeed," Palpatine agreed, nodding his head.
"O, b quit," Luke snapped, speaking in typos.
"How do you speak in typos?" Bluestar asked no one in particular.
"I DON'T KNOW! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!?" No One In Particular yelled, throwing his arms in the air.
"Hey! Don't throw me out of anger!" His Arms shouted. "And keep these things to yourself!" He added, throwing No One In Particular's arms back to him. They hit him right in the face.
"Ow!" Him yelled, rubbing his face. "Watch it!"


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Whoa, confuzing Levipaw. XDDDD roflz

Bluestar was very confused. So she said took it out on theweirdfacesmiley. "weirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdface". She said.
Redtail nodded. "I second Bluestar's weirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdfaceweirdface"
"WHY IS EVRYBODY TAKING OUT THE CONFUSEDNESS ON ME?" weirdface yelled.
"SHUDDUP weirdface NOBODY CARES" furious snapped.

Then a weiner dog came in eating clam chowder. "bleh this tastes horriblew!"
"WHY AM I SPITTING" bleh screamed.
"I DUNNO" weirdface shouted back.
"SHUDDUP weirdface NO ONE LIKES YOU" bleh said.

Then evileye ran over.
"WHYISAPURPLESMILEYBLINKINGCONFUSEDLY?" evileye questioned, then he put on his black sunglasses and slipped away unoticed.

"WHAT SHOUDL WE DO TO MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP" furious screamed in agony.
"I KNOW!" idea exclaimed. She chew.gif weirdface.
"WTHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH" chew.gif yelled.
weirdface died in teh deadly stomach acids chew.gif produced.

"TOOOO.......MANY........... SMILIES................" blankstare shouted in pain.


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WindClan Warrior

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XD!

"Whadduhheck?" Lionheart asked confusedly.
"hmmyawnweirdfacefuriousbiggrinashamedideaevileyeblehconfusedcry" Kit Fisto emotioned. "i dit no!!!onewon!1!1111!"
"AHHH! BAD EMOTION USAGE!" Bluestar yelled, jumping behind a giant piller. She was then followed by every other cat in StarClan.
"lolz rofl nic jb 10/10 kutgw!" Mace Windu said to Kit Fisto, admiring the fact that he could scare StarClan into hiding.
"yeh, rogl!biggrinbiggrinsmileawwwinkashamedbiggrin" Luke said.
"U STILD MI BID EMUTIN USAG!furiousfuriouscryblehevileyedohconfused" Kit yelled at Luke.
"hiw kin i stel yur bud emitun usge?" Luke asked.
"I find their lack of intelligance disturbing," Darth Vader half-quoted to Darth Maul.
"Like, duuuude, totally!" Maul agreed, speaking with a surfer dude-like accent. "Hey, dude, do you want to ride some waves with me? It'll be toooootally awwwesome!"
"Very well," Vader agreed, following Maul out of StarClan.
"weirdface" StarClan emotioned.


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Funny=)

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Ha ha. ROFL

Everyones are funny!!!

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RiverClan Warrior

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Then all of the sudden Chuck Norris descended down from the eavens and stole Darth Mauls lightsaber while delivering a roundhouse kick to Vader. Then he went to starclan after telling vader and maul to stop surfing and he said "smilecrybiggrinfuriousconfusedashamedwinkblankstareawwhmmyawnweirdfacedohevileyeblehidea" which meant i will teach you the ways of the lightsaber in the garsknicklinopian language. Unfortuanatly, starclan didnt know that langage so they locked chuck up in jail as they emotionedweirdface

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"Wait, wait, hold up!" The Director Who Randomly Chose To Appear At That Moment yelled, waving his arms from side to side as if trying to  knock away smoke. Upon seeing that his shouts weren't working, he bellowed, "CUT!" Everyone stopped what they were doing at once.
"Wait, shouldn't it say 'Everyone stopped what he was doing at once'?" Everyone said angrilly, upon seeing himself referred to as a "they." "HAS NO ONE ANY CONSIDERATION FOR MY FEELINGS!? cry "
Fine, all of the assembled stopped what they were doing at once. HAPPY!?
" smile " Everyone emotioned.
"Anyway, what does Chuck Norris have to do with Warriors?" TDWRCTAATM asked, pointing accusingly at Chuck. "And same for the StarWars characters and the superheroes!"
"Fine," Chuck said, preparing to disappear again. "But I'll be back." He added in a very low, evil-sounding voice.
"Yeh, uz 2!" Luke agreed, teleporting, along with the other SW characters, away.
"DUNANANANANANANNANANANANANANAAN BATMAN!" Batman sang, before jumping off of the clouds that Starclan's camp was on, followed by every other superhero.
"Good, and now that they're gone, BACK TO THE ACTION!" TDWRCTAATM  crowed. A flock of crows then flew out of his mouth.
"weirdface" Starclan emotioned.


-- Edited by Levipaw at 00:09, 2007-12-03

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so then tigerstar came up and holding his electric guitar that was AMZAING he had a fight with bluestar, of course bluestar pwned him because of her Electric banjo that made her better than hendrix.

weirdface brambleclaw emotioned extremely confused at the reason everyone had an electric musical instrument. Then bluestar and tigerstar yelled at him to get an electric triangle and join them. Brambleclaw did this when all of the sudden, The lord came and told them to find the holy grail like he told john cleese and the rest of King Arthurs followers to do(monty python and the holy grail scene) so they all went and got coconuts, pretended to ride horses, and failed in finding the holy grail. They fell in the nacho dip and found cookies and milk there. They forgot about everything and eventually went back home to continue their electric instrument battle. to which Chuck from the heavens emotioned"smilehmmcryyawnbiggrinweirdfacefuriousconfusedashameddohwinkevileyeblankstareblehawwideaidea"

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"AHHHHHH! BAD EMOTION USAGE!" Bluestar yelled, throwing her electric banjo off of a cliff and flying back to Starclan.

*IN STARCLAN*

"Does anyone have any popcorn?" Lionheart asked randomly.
"No," Takanuva said, appearing through a time-comedy warp-vortex.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" Kopaka Nuva screamed. Then, upon noticing that they were in the wrong studio, both Toa disappeared.
"weirdface" Everyone but Bluestar emotioned.
"AHHHHHH! BAD EMOTION US-"
*SLAP!!*
" :wacko: " Bluestar tried and failed to emotion, due to the lack of a :wacko: emotion.

"This is getting very random," Redtail observed, stuffing his face with popcorn.
"You said it :/," Yellowfang agreed, reaching over for some popcorn.
" :glare: " Redtail tried to emotion, not liking the fact that Yellowfang was stealing his popcorn one bit.



-- Edited by Levipaw at 17:59, 2007-12-16

-- Edited by Levipaw at 18:00, 2007-12-16

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