Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Frostpool · WindClan Warrior

The Nonsense Game

Icepelt · RiverClan Warrior

when all of the sudden, a big hello kitty jumped out and started sawing away at the rainbow.
" What the heck hello kity!" everyone yelled while weedtail, who decided to stay calm, threw a boulder at hello kitty. Hello kitty ran away and they all continued to jump on the moon bounce while eating milkshakes.,

Shadowstorm · ShadowClan Deputy

Then a Blue Eyes White Dragon came and showed them what a window was.

STARCLAN:
Stonefur: "Mom, what's a window?"
Bluestar: "I don't know. All I know is that you can't run through it."
Stonefur: "Wow, mom. Didn't your mom ever tell you not to try to run through stuff?"
Bluestar: "No. Why? Did your mom tell you?"
Stonefur: "No. My mom's an idiot."
Bluestar: "So is mine."

-- Edited by Scarpaw at 22:51, 2007-12-24

Cherrytail · ThunderClan Apprentice

Leafpool was walking along one day, when suddenly she
heard KABAAM!! She looked back and saw that one of her
warrior ancestors had fallen out of the sky. Oh, are you
alright?? she asked.

Icepelt · RiverClan Warrior

" NO," he said somewhat angrily, "A great big flying snake thing came and 54ttsggnjjfed me. wait, it jksf89ufgnjk me. no... it used some wierd light thing on me and i lost my balance X("
all of the sudden Bruce lee came and fended him off, therefor defeating all the yu gi oh people and banishing them to an eternal abyss. Then starclan used pizzas to send chuck there too.

Cherrytail · ThunderClan Apprentice

One day a group of cats was walking along and Firestar noticed a iCat in the group.
Oh I was wondering where he went. Firestar said. "Onestar is gonna come after
me if I dont give it back soon.

-- Edited by Cherrypaw at 15:51, 2007-12-30

Icepelt · RiverClan Warrior

then, all of the sudden, Dorothy from the wizard of oz came and picked the Icat up. she thought it looked like a wonderful chewtoy for Toto.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Friestar let out a mrow of anguish, "WHY ME?!?!?!"

Cherrytail · ThunderClan Apprentice

WHY YOU?!? Tigerstar bellowed. Because I have hired all the superheros and
supervillians to come and destroy you!! He said barging in at the very WORST TIME!!
Suddenly Onestar came in " U GIOV MEE BOC MI ICOTT

Oceanheart · RiverClan Warrior

It all started when Darth Tigerstar was walking in BadClan. " Hmmm.What are these?They taste soooooo good!

                              *A short time later*

   " Can't moveI'm so bloated! idea biggrin " I shall call them BLOAtatoes, for they make me bloated for a moon and they taste like potatoes!"
A moon later: "Luke *cough* Brambleclaw, would you mind telling Firestar this prophecy and sending these BLOA-*Big grin* POtatoes with the prophecy?"

    Don't go to the dark side Luke *cough* Brambleclaw! Luke *cough* Brambleclaw's conscience was trying to bring him back from the pull of Darth Tigerstar's words.

    "Maybe, I mean sure. There is no harm in bringing a prophecy to my leader." Luke *cough* Brambleclaw said eagerly.
                                                                    ~

                                                "Firestar! I have a prophecy for you!" Luke *cough* Brambleclaw exclaimed. Firestar was about to take a bite of the BLOAtatoes when suddenly, "DUNDUNDUNDUDDUNDUNDUNDUN!!! BATMAN!!!!!!"
"Noooooooooo!!!!!!" Batman said in slow motion, knocking the POtatoes out of Firestars hands, I mean paws. "Do not eat those!! They are practically poision!!"

                                                                         * Up in StarClan *

                                                " Mother? What is a POtato?" Stonefur mewed questioningly
                                                Bluestar: " I have no idea. I only know one type of food since I have become insane: PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPPCCCCCCCOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                                                   To be continued.............

Wetleaf · ShadowClan Warrior

"PPPPPOOOOOPPPPPCCCCCCORRRRRRNNNNNN!" Bluestar yelled again!
Then Johnny Depp came and pretended to be a pirate. "ARR MAH POPCORN I WANT POPCORN!!!!"
And then Yellowfang's all, "You're a pirate, dude. You dun know what popcorn is."
And then Johnny Depp goes, "Oh. Yeah. I WANT THE YELLOW THINGS!" And he stole Bluestar's popcorn.
Now, Bluestar was not happy about this. So she jumped on his head. And poured nacho cheese on his hair.
"NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!" Bluestar shouted, pouring the cheese on his head. But then, Leafpool came squirting out of the nacho cheese.
"Thank you, Bluestar!" Leafpool shouted, who was bright orange. "LET'S GO KILL CROWFEATHER NOW!!!!"
But Bluestar and Yellowfang and Redtail and Johnny Depp are all, "NUU! SHUT UP!" And they shoved her back into the nacho cheese. And then Bluestar took an icee and poured it onto his head instead.
And then Toto spit out Firestar.
And then Zac Efron went, "AHM SO HOT U MUST ALL BOW DOWN AND LUFF MEH!"
But then Firestar bit his leg. So Vanessa Hudgens was all, "Don't you touch mah boyfriend!" And she kicked Firestar. And Firestar screamed like a little girl. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And he landed in front of Spottedleaf. "SPOTTEEEEEEEEEEEEDLEEEEEEEEEAF HEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
But Spottedleaf kicked him again. "Nuu. shut up. I finally get the point that I'm dead so I'm stealing Bluestar's popcorn." And she stalked Bluestar, who was shoving popcorn in her face.
But then Tigerstar popped up. "I am TIGERSTAR OF BADCLAN, AND I SHALL NEVER LET GO OF MAH GRUDGE AGAINST FIRESTAR BECAUSE I'M A NUTJOB!!!" And he kicked Firestar. And stole Bluestar's popcorn. And Johnny Depp and Bluestar and Spottedleaf were sad.
As Firestar flew through the skies of StarClan, he sighed. "This is getting rather tiring."
But then Batman popped up and kicked Firestar again. "DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN BATMAN!!!!!!!!"
And Zac Efron's all, "Stop it. I'm hotter. STAY AWAY!"
And then Batman and Zac Efron turned into the man in black and Inigo from the Princess Bride and fenced like dorks.
And Bluestar got her popcorn back and stuffed her face.
And then Stonefur asked, "Momeh? I dunno why I'm talkin' like sum hillbilleh Twoleg, but whaaat's feeencin'?"
And Bluestar slapped him. "Don't you dare talk like sum hillbilleh Twoleg! Whatever that is! And I don't know. :D"