One day Brambleclaw and Firestar were walking through the forest when Tigerstar comes out and goes, "My sweet love! I have come to-" He notices its Brambleclaw and Firestar and says, "This isn't my stage, where did it go?" Brambleclaw and Firestar exchanged glances and quickly run away.
hehe sorry if it wasnt all to hilarious:D i thought it was funny lolz
bluestar was walking through the forest until some crazed rabbid squirlls started nawing... the bark off the tree (you were expecting the squirlls to eat bluestar made you look :P
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(: One morning when the sun was shining not so brightly in BadClan, Hawkfrost was sitting there rehearsing his script. " Hi, I'm hilbilly hawkfrost, what's your name? My favorite thing to do is sit on a hill and call Billy. And also I like to catch butterfles. I prefer to eat hot dogs, not fight hot dogs. Because, you know violence is bad. "
~ Up in StarClan~
"Mom, what's a hot dog?" Stonefur asked. "Oooh PPOOOOOPPPPCCCCCOOOOORRNN!!!!!!!!!!" "answered" Bluestar.
Tigerstar heard his hillbilly son and immediately Pop!ped towards him. Hawkfrost was surprised by his father's Pop! and forgot to hide his script. Tigerstar grabbed Hawkfrost's script and read it, then looked up with tears in his eyes. "Son, I'm so proud of you!" And then they hugged. Except Tigerstar had forgotten to take off his tutu, so it tickled Hawkfrost and caused him to sneeze on Tigerstar.
Meanwhile... Stonefur and Bluestar were staring down at the strange father and son. Bluestar was so weirded out...SHE HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER POPCORN. Looking at his mother, Stonefur died a second time in the shock of his mother forgetting about her popcorn.
*Everything rewinds, then fastforwards, then rewinds again, then fastforwards again etc. etc. until everyone is dizzy*
"Curse... you... Caption... Writting... Guy..," Narrator said with an attempted " :wacko: " emotion, and failing miseralbly. "Curse you non-existant :wacko: emotion!!!" said randomly, as he too attempted that emotion. "PPPPPPPPOPPPPPPPPCCCCCOOOORRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!" Bluestar exclaimed with a " ."
*Elsewhere*
"DUNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNHUNHUHNHUHNUHNHUHN BAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTMMMMMMMAAAANNNN!!!" Batman randomly sang.