And Bluestar watched her universe explode as she shoved popcorn into her mouth. In the middle of his girlish screaming, Stonefur managed to pause to say, "Mom, how can you eat popcorn if your world is exploding?" "Uh...POPCORN! Duhhhhhh!" Bluestar shouted in a preppy teenage voice, then shoved popcorn down Stonefur's throat. "EAT TEH POPCORN!"
Meanwhile... Down in BadClan, Tigerstar was filing his claws while wearing his pink tutu. Yes, filing his claws. In the middle of his girlish screaming, Hawkfrost managed to pause to say, "Dad, how can you file your claws if your world is exploding?" "Uh...TUTU! Duhhhhhhhh!" Tigerstar shouted in a preppy teenage voice, then shoved a file down Hawfrost's throat. "FILE DEH CLAWS!!!"
Down in nowhere, Batman randomly sang. "DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH BATMAAAAAAAAAN!!!! DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH WORLD-IS-'SPLODING!!!!! DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH SCREAM-LIKE-SMALL-BAT-LIKE-CHILDREN!!!!!!"
Back in StarClan, Bluestar was still shoving popcorn down Stonefur's throat while staring at Batman. Suddenly, Bluestar jumped on some random table with a guitar and sang, "DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH BLUESTAAAAAAAAAAAR! DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH AHM-SO-COOL!!! DUNUHDUNUHDUNUHDUNUH BLUESTAAAAAAAAAR!!!!"
"Hey, I'm the Narrator around here!" Narrator protested. "You can't change what I do!" "Yes I can!" narrator said. "I'm a narrator, so I can do what I want!"
*Not if I have anything to say about it!*
"Oh boy, the Caption Writting Guy," Narrator said, rolling his eyes. "Gasp! THE CATION WRITTING GUY!" narrator gasped. "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?"
*Sure! IF you give Narrator his job back.*
"DEAL!" Former-narrator agreed, taking the bom- er, "autograph. "Thank you, CWG," Narrator said.
Bluestar was watching the narrators fight then she went through her moody section of the book all over again.
"WHY DO ALL NARRATORS HAVE TO FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRR" Bluestar jumped on the narrators and sratched their faces. She jumped off relizing what she has done. "Ohh I am sorry, do you guys want to be the next leaders of Starclan?" The narrators stared at her and were quiet. She stormed off yelling " NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME GOSH!!!!!!"
lol idk what to write but i have some extra time so WHY NOT!!!! :]]
Meanwhile down in Shadowclan (otherwise known as Emo clan)
"Haha!!! It is Tigerstar back from the dead Wait why is everyone's fur covering their face?" *bluestar falls out of the sky and lands on Tigerstar. " Well hello there Bluestar long time no talky!"
xDDD Lilacpaw, that was hilarious. xD I can just imagine Bluestar falling from the sky... And that EmoClan thing? HILARIOUS! xD I shall now forever remember ShadowClan as EmoClan. :D xDDD
"Yes, huh. And why is that?" Bluestar asked. Then Bluestar and Tigerstar both sat together and thought...and thought...and thought......and thought.............and thought.................and thought.............................and thought...................................and - "CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS ALREADY?!" Narrator shouted. "GOSH fine." Bluestar and Tigerstar said in preppy teenage voices. "AHA!" They shouted. "AH REMEMBAH! I killed your Clan." Tigerstar said. "Nuh-uh." Bluestar said. "You tried to. But then Scourge killed yeh." "Oh yeeeeeah. Ah, well. Old times, old times." And then they both sat on some rocking chair and smoked pipes except that accidentally set their old-man beards on fire. So then Batman popped outa nowhere and like totally put it out. "Why you all lookin' at me?" narrator said. "I dun know how Batman put it out. I'm just readin' the script, kay? GOSH!" And then Troy popped out with his little fencing sword and said "THIS BATTLE IS NOT OVER YET!!!!" And then he suddenly stabbed...a...pillow. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! MY EVIL PILLOW-STABBING POWERS WILL WIN ME THIS BATTLE AGAINST YOU, EVIL BATMAN!" And then Batman ran away like the coward he was. And then Troy chased him. And then Gabriella came outa nowhere and screamed in a preppy teenage voice, "Troy! Mah heel broke. SAVE MEH!" And then a pie fell out of nowhere. And the universe exploded. And another pile fell out of nowhere and the universe reformed. And then Troy stabbed another pillow. And then Bluestar went, "Wait, isn't this a WARRIORS website? Where did Batman and High School Musical come from?" But everyone ignored her. And then mah English teacher popped out of the ground and said, "I'M SO COOL AND YOU ARE ALL PUBESCENTS!"
xDDDDD Seriously the English teacher thing is true. He always calls us pubescents. But he's hilarious. :D
Tigerstar sat back in his chair, rocking slowly... slowly... slowly... Firestar's first lost life popped up and smacked Tigerstar, then smacked Bluestar. "THATS FOR DYING, BLUESTAR!!! I DUN WAN BE LEADAH NO MOAR!!!" shouted Firestar.
"Not my fault I was on my last life, geesh."
"Uhh... yeah it was. You got hit by an exploding pie and lost seven lives, then got bit by a rat, and then killed by dogs. UR FAULT for making that exploding pie, man. C'MON HIPPIES!!!"
A whole Clan of hippies- NatureClan- ThunderClan- ran through the forest, putting green paint on seals fur. (kinda odd... seals in a forest.)
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