a really big giant guy comes from outer space and takes over the world and poisons humans by putting rat poop in the soda and then the giant guy dies from drinking soda, and the landfills fill up so much that we have to bury it deep down in the center of the earth, and no one can ever drink soda again, and all of the soda addicts out there die and then the rest of us drink orange juice, but the landfills are filling up the core of the earth so we have to all hold our bathroom stuff in, but then scientists find a way to pollute the moon instead of the earth and the moon explodes from overpollution, and the sun explodes from someone's face and so now we have no sun, and pluto drifts away from the solar system for absolutely no reason at all, but scientists dont care cuz they say pluto's not even a planet, and the earth is ready to explode from overheating from my laptop, but then i turn my laptop off, and somewhere in there my sis Swirlpaw farts and suddenly... THE WHOLE WORLD EXPLODES!!!