Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

RE: ~The Random Adventures of RandomClan~ Chapter NINE Up!

Tutelasoul · ThunderClan Warrior

Sorry, Blizzard! Great minds think alike!!! ;-]

Shadowstorm · ShadowClan Deputy

Eaglesight: -sneaks up behind Archuleta-
Rainpelt: my plan is working perfectly....
Eaglesight: ... -hugs tightly- HES WARM AND SOFT!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG SO SEXY........omgvryvrysxy
Moonstar: -pokes- HE IS!!!!!!!!!!! His swim trunks are even sexier...
Eaglesight: TOOO...SEXY....MUST....FAINT... -faints-
David Archuleta: O_O -runs-
Twigstorm: DAVIE WE HAD SOMETHING SPESHAL!!!!!!!!!! ;_________; -breaks down crying-
Rainpelt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -breaks down crying-
Eaglesight: OMG SO SXY

That part. There. Halarious. xD

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

-hugs- THANK YOU! XD

Shadowstorm · ShadowClan Deputy

-hugs back- No biggie. I find these halarious as ever to read. I love them as much as I love the other fanfics I'm keeping up with. o3o

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

Aww thank you so much! ^^

Shadowstorm · ShadowClan Deputy

If you ever need to add a partly sane male kitty to it, Shadowstorm's up for it.

Shadowstorm: I question joo.
Me: Noes you don't.
Shadowstorm: .....................urriteIdont. Youhasmahbabypictures.

Hawkshadow · WindClan Medicine Cat

lol I luffs it

Rainpelt · ThunderClan Warrior

Heh heh, Rainpelt's ain't a rapist, she's just a very demanding Edward molester!

Love it, Moonstar--as always!!!!!!

Moonstar · RiverClan Leader

Chapter Ten

TV Room
Ebonycloud: ...is it safe to be in here.
Moonstar: no. -is watching Camp Rock-
Twigstorm: Davie. O_O :)
Moonstar: U no wut geiz? I'mma ovr Archuleta. Luv da moosik but dun fnk hes dat coot.
Twigstorm and Eaglesight: O_____________________________________O
Eaglesight: U ISH NO LONGER MY FRIEND.
Moonstar: Longer??? A LITTLE BIT LONGER!!!! ^^ JOBROS NEW ALBUM. =D JOE IS SEXY
Flamepelt: U FIT IN WIF ME NOW -kries happy tears and hugs-
Moonstar: :') -hugs bak-
Stormfur: >____________>
Twigstorm: WELL. We dun need Davie non-crushers in here! Let's leaf.
Eaglesight: OMG CRUSH. -leafs-
Moonstar: OMG JOE IS SHIRTLESS IN THIS SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 -licks screen-
Flamepelt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SXY
Moonstar and Flamepelt: -both lick screen-
Stormfur: ....... -inches to door-

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Bathroom
Twigstorm: To prove our obsession for David, even though there's only two of us now -sob-, we must shout random objects and how they remind us of David.
Eaglesight: TURTLE.
Twigstorm: ...?
Eaglesight: He hash a pet trtl. :)
Twigstorm: Uhm,,,, kks. -looks around- uh...TOILET.
Eaglesight: o_o
Twigstorm: He uses it. ;]
Eaglesight: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's purdy disturbing. :]
Twigstorm: I know. :]

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Rainpelt's Dungeon...Back to Normal
Rainpelt: Unfortuantely, my plan didn't go as hoped. :( Sorry Bella, David Archuleta won't be your husband anytime soon.
Bella: Thank God...
Rainpelt: SO IM SACRIFICING SKYLEAF
Bella: ...saywut.
Rainpelt: Skyleaf is my cat mate. Hes... yours now. :')
Bella: Uh... U EXPECT ME TO MARRY A CAT?????!!?!?!
Rainpelt: Did you want a toaster. :|
Bella: ...shoot
Rainpelt: Well. Now that that's settled, Edward, will you come out and give me CPR?
Edward: ...WHY?
Rainpelt: Cuz im CHOKING. God. EKKEKKKARGHTEKKEKK...
Edward: what the hel- heck?

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TV Room
Flamepelt and Moonstar: -both kri and hug-
Moonstar: I LUV JOE
Moonstar: I LOVE JOE TOO
Flamepelt and Moonstar: -kri and hug some more-
Moonstar: :') Sorry, I just love Joe so much.
Flamepelt: It's okay. I love Joe more than anything in the world. :')
Moonstar: Someone who understands my feelings for you... I mean Joe. :')
Flamepelt: :') I feel the same way. Nobody can ever take away your longing feelings to do innapropriate things to the Jonas Brothers. Do not be ashamed.
Moonstar: I know that now. I never will be. :')
Stormfur: Can you guys PLZ stop using the :') smiley???? ITS DRIVING ME INSANE.

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Kitchen
Tabbystripe: I'm gonna make some pudding.
Ebonycloud: ...again?
Tabbystripe: Well now that Moonstar has another obsession I can make pudding safely without being crumbled to a pulp or beaten with a very hard stick until I puke. :)
Ebonycloud: ...I pity you.
Twigstorm: -runs in suddenly- REFRIDGERATOR!
Eaglesight: Y
Twigstorm: ITS WHITE LIKE HIS SKIN
Eaglesight: THATS A RACIST COMMENT
Twigstorm: -shrugs-
Eaglesight: U MUST DIE -chases-
Twigstorm: ...O_o -runs-
Tabbystripe: -blinks- ?
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Backyard
Stormfur: -tanning-
Ebonycloud: ...You already have black fur. How much darker can you go?
Stormfur: Logic. I tan so much that it gets to an impossible dark color, thus changing my fur to the brightest white.
Ebonycloud: ...Good luck with that...
Stormfur: -puts on shades- I amazing.
Twigstorm: -suddenly runs through- GRASS!!
Eaglesight: Y U RACIST
Twigstorm: ITS SOFT LIKE HIS CHEST I should know... I felt it... :)
Eaglesight: GOOD 4 U
Twigstorm: I NO
Eaglesight: BUT U STILL HAFTA DIE
Twigstorm: HE GUNA DIE SOMEDAY 2
Eaglesight: -tackles- o_o
Twigstorm: What?
Eaglesight: Don't you EVER say that again. o________________________o