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-The Random Adventures of RandomClan- Chapter TEN Up!


Welcome to The Random Adventures of RandomClan!
This is my comedy! Even though it is called RandomClan, the Clan name is never mentioned. These cats just live in a regular house. Occasionally they'll take a trip somewhere else.
I have a few rules:

RULES:

1. Do not ask to be in this. I choose the users myself.
2. No spamming/flaming.
3. Please post your favorite quotes! Not really a rule, but oh well.

RandomClan:
Moonstar
Flamepelt
Stormfur
Twigstorm
Bubblepaw
Rainpelt
Tabbypaw
Ebonycloud

I'm terribly sorry to all of you who are not on here; I didn't wnat there to be too many people. There were MANY of you who I REALLY wanted to put on here, but you know. REALLY sorry. ;_;
Feel free to make your own comedy thread!

Any supposedly "bad words" don't mean what you think. here is the sheet:
wtf= what the fish
wth= what the heck
I do not consider crap a bad word. ;D


Btw: if somebody that's in my comedy doesn't ever post a reply, I will exchange their place in the comedy with somebody else. So post! ^^

-- Edited by Moonstar at 04:56, 2008-08-02

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RE: ~The Random Adventures of RandomClan~


Chapter One

Moonstar: GIB ME MY PUDDING!!!1111
Twigstorm: *is eeting chcolate pudding* No. MAI PUDDING!
Moonstar: *killz*
Twigstorm: AHHHHHHHHH
Tabbypaw: 'Ello Ebonycloud. :)
Ebonycloud: MOO
Stormfur: wth

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Eaglesight: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY RAINY! WANNA PWAY DS?
Rainpelt: dunt call me rainy
Eaglesight: why nawt? ;-;
Rainpelt: >:(
Eaglesight: kaykay, i cant take a hint... ;-; *kryz* I GUESS U DUNT LUB ME ANYMORE *runs out of room*
Rainpelt: :) MWAHAHAHAHA *shows fangs*
Edward Cullen: O_o
Rainpelt: EDDY! *chases*
Edward Cullen: O_O *runs*

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Flamepelt: 1086, 1087, 1088...
Twigstorm: .......
Flamepelt: 1089, 1090, 1091...
Twigstorm: .......
Flamepelt: 1092, 1093, 1093...
Twigstorm: OKAY I NO WE R BFFS BUT WHEN DO WE GET TO DO WHAT I WANT?????????
Flamepelt: But I'm not done counting my fur! ;-;
Twigstorm: >:( FINE. CONTINUE.
Flamepelt: *opens mouth to count* .............I lawst my plase. OH WELL! :D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Twigstorm: *explodes with anger*

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Tabbypaw: KAYKAY I BOARD
*silence*
Tabbypaw: HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*silence*
Tabbypaw: WELL THEN. >:( *smashes refridgerator*
Moonstar: *suddenly jumps out of nowhere* MY PUDDING OH NO!!11 >:( *stares at Tabbypaw*
Tabbypaw: :) H-hello.
Moonstar: *tackles to floor*
Tabbypaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moonstar: *gets rope*
Tabbypaw: O_O
Edward Cullen: *runs into kitchen* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rainpelt: EDDY COME BAK :D

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Flamepelt: 45, 46, 47, 48, 49...
Twigstorm: DEAR GOD KILL ME
Flamepelt: 50, 51, 52, 53, 54...
Edward Cullen: *suddenly runs past* OUT OF MY WAY! OVERLY OBSESSIVE FAN CHASING ME!
Rainpelt: WAIT EDDY WHAT ABOUT US? ;-;

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Ebonycloud: *eets turtle*
Stormfur: .....DUDE. O_O
Ebonycloud: :)
Tabbypaw: HELPPPPPPPPPP!
Ebonycloud: *goes into kitchen* WHAT HAPPENED? O_O
Tabbypaw: *ish tied up* Well it started when I smashed the refridgerator with all of Moonstar's pudding, then she came over...  and the rest is a blurrrrr.... o_o
Stormfur and Ebonycloud: :o

END OF CHAPTER ONE
Random, isn't it? XD



Chapter Two
Stormfur: Let us go to the beach today! :D
Moonstar: :)
Tabbypaw: *still tied up* WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE UNTIE ME?
Eaglesight: Da beach sounds leik fun. :D
Twigstorm: ZOMG!!!111 ITS RAINING TWIGS!
Flamepelt: *looks outside* O NOEZ NOW WE CAN NEVER GO TO DA BEACH
Ebonycloud: ... YES WE CAN.
*stands up on something to get taller* *snaps fingers at Tabbypaw*
TABBYPAW? The light of amazement needs to shine on me while I give speeches, remember?
Tabbypaw: GEE MAYBE IF YOUD UNTIE ME I COULD GET IT! >:(

Ebonycloud: >:( FINE. We'll go without it. *clears throat* We won't let a little thing like raining twigs get in our way! We're going to go to that beach and show these twigs what we're made of! They can't ruin out fun!
RandomClan: ...........o_o
*starts raining feathers*
Stormfur: AHHHH
Eaglesight: OUR TWIP IS RUINED! *leeves*
Twigstorm: Uh, YEAH! >:( *leeves 2*
Tabbypaw: WILL ANYBODY UNTIE MEEEEEEEEE?

Flamepelt: >:( *leeves*
Stormfur: >:( *leeves*
Moonstar: WHY ARE WE BEING ANGRY RANDOMLY? >:( *leeves*
Ebonycloud: *shrugs randomly* *leeves*
Tabbypaw: WTF UNTIE THE FRIKIN ROPE

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*In Stormfur's Room*
Eaglesight: OMG IS THAT PETE FROM FOB? *ish staring at Pete Wentz poster on da wall*
Stormfur: OMG YES
Eaglesight: :O
Stormfur: Hey... where's Rainpelt?

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*In Rainpelt's room*
Rainpelt: HI EDDY!
Edward Cullen:  ;-; Can I be let go now?
Rainpelt: MWAHAHAHAHA BELLA IN UR FASE *shows fangs again*
Edward Cullen: O_o

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Twigstorm: I wants a shoe
Flamepelt: I habs as shoe :o
Twigstorm: can i habs da shoe? ;-;
Flamepelt: NO. >:(
Twigstorm and Flamepelt: *killing each other*
Twigstorm: GIB ME DA SHOEEE
Flamepelt: NO! ITS SHINY!
Twigstorm: BUT THEYRE BOOTS >:(
Flamepelt: AND ITS SHINY! :D

End of Chapter Two


Chapter Three

Moonstar: WHO WANTZ TO PWAY DS WIF ME? :DDDDDDDDD
Tabbypaw: FOR THE LAST FRIKIN TIME SOMEBODY UNTIE THE STUPID ROPE WHAT THE @%#*!
Stormfur: I'LL PWAY WIF YOU MOONY!
Moonstar: OKAYZ BFF LETS PWAY NINTENDOGS!
Stormfur: kays. :o
*both get out DS's and start to play*
Moonstar: I have a weiner dog named Sausage!
Stormfur: I have a chihuahua named Mr. Poop!
Moonstar: o_o *slowly scoots away from Stormfur*

[Rainpelt's Dungeon]
Rainpelt: WHERE IS SHE? HUH HUH HUH?
Edward Cullen: ;-; I dunt know.
Rainpelt: YES YOU DO! >:(((((((((((((
Edward Cullen: NO I DUNT WHAT THE POOP
Rainpelt: I guess we'll have to learn it the hard way then. >:P *holds up knife*
Edward Cullen: O_O I DONT KNOW WHERE BELLA IS! DONT KILL ME!
Rainpelt: KILL YOU? Oh no, I had something else in mind... :) *strips off Edward's shirt with knife*
Edward Cullen: O_O Oh no.
Rainpelt: Oh yes. :)
*holds knife up to his pants*
Edward Cullen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO DISTURBING
*Suddenly Eaglesight walks in dungeon and sees Rainpelt about to strip Edward's pants off*
Rainpelt: H-heh, heh heh. :)
Eaglesight: o_______________o

[Twigstorm's Room]
Flamepelt: 222,603,522,305; 222,603,522,306; 222,603,522,305...
Twigstorm: NOT AGAIN! >:(
Flamepelt: Oh, I'm not counting fur this time. I'm counting how many times I've flushed the toilet in the past month. ^_^
Twisgtorm: ...you have an impressive memory.

[Kitchen where Stormfur and moonstar are playing DS]
Ebonycloud: Hi Tabbypaw! ^_^
Tabbypaw: YOU DONT EVEN NOTICE I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE AND A HALF DAYS?
Ebonycloud: Hi Stormfur and Moonstar! ^_^
Stormfur: STUPID DOG! LEARN TO SPIN ALREADY!
*gets hammer and pounds DS*
Ebonycloud: O...k?
Moonstar: Come here, Sausage! ^^ Good Sausage, you're such a cute little Sausage! I love to pet you, Sausage; I just wanna squeeze you!
Stormfur: Dude... you don't know how wrong that sounds. O_O
End of Chapter Three
Sorry if it's a bit innapropraite, i don't think it is, but I'm not other people. ;D



Chapter Four

Moonstar: *runs in room holding a life size cut-out*
Stormfur: wtf is that
Moonstar: ITS A LIFE SIZE DAVID ARCHULETA!
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Stormfur: o_o you have fun with that.
Moonstar: :DD I LUFF HIM!!!111
Stormfur: gawd not another Rainpelt... >_>

[In Rainpelt's Room (gosh I'm scared of this place now)]
Rainpelt: YOU CANT WEAR MULTIPLE LAYERS OF PANTS!
Shirtless Edward Cullen: ?
Rainpelt: THATS UNFAIR TO OBSESSED FANS LIKE ME. ;-;
Shirtless Edward Cullen: um...
Rainpelt: WTF WHERE IS SHE????????????????????

Wherever Bella Swan is:
Bella: *hanging from a cliff* HAHA I LUV DOING RECKLESS STUPID THINGS JUST TO ANNOY EDWARD!

Back in Rainpelt's Room:
Rainpelt: >:(
Edward Cullen: For the last time, I don't know where she is! And PLEASE stop stripping me!
Rainpelt: Well you'd already be stripped by now if you hadn't worn multiple layers of pants!!!111 furious

In Kitchen:
Tabbypaw: blankstare
Twigstorm and Flamepelt:
*playing cards*
Twigstorm: HA! KING BEATS ACE! GIBME UR FUR!
Flamepelt: *rips off chunk of fur and hands to Twigstorm* Next time can we play for something less painful, like, well, I dunno... FUN? >:(
Moonstar:
*runs in room snipping random objects with scissors* *accidentally snips Tabbypaw's rope*
Tabbypaw! HOOOOOOOOOOOORAY! IM FREE!
*skips around happily*
Flamepelt: BURRN! SEVEN BEATS THREE!
Twigstorm: ;-; *regretfully hands back chunk of Flamepelt's fur*
Flamepelt:
*glues fur back into place*
Twigstorm: That glue doesn't really work... it's mayonaise.
Flamepelt: NO IT ISNT!
*whole pelt slides off*
Twigstorm: ...
Flamepelt: *covering body* I'll just... be in a room... with no people.
*dashes out*

Backyard:
Ebonycloud: WHERE'S MY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDMICH?
Eaglesight: *comes out to backyard* HERE IT IS! ^^
Ebonycloud: *takes bite* Why is there glue in here?
Eaglesight: That's not glue. It's mayonaise. ^-^
Ebonycloud:
*gags and runs to bathroom*

In Bathroom:
Ebonycloud: *opens door and sees nude Flamepelt*
Flamepelt: O_O *throws towel on*
EBonycloud: *runs to toilet and pukes*
Flamepelt: OOH CAN I FLUSH IT? IT WILL BE MY 222,603,522,306th TIME!!!111
End of Chapter Four


Notice: Eaglesight will now be replaced by BUBBLEPAW.
Thanks ya'll!

Chapter Five

[Backyard]
Ebonycloud: BUBBLEPAW YOU STUPID APPRENTICE! GETME SUM LEMONADE!
Bubblepaw: :(
Ebonycloud: HURRY UP!
Bubblepaw: *mimicking voice* Hurry up... *regular voice* what does she think I am, a slave? *goes inside*
Flamepelt: HI BUBBLEPAW! ^^
Bubblepaw: HI FLAMEPELT! ^^ I was getting Ebonycloud some lemonade.
Flamepelt: *hands cup* Here ish some!!! 11!!
Bubblepaw: Oh thank you! ^^ Where'd you get it?
Flamepelt: ...somewhere... I like flushing toilets. I just broke my record!
Bubblepaw: What does that have to do with lemonade? :/
Flamepelt: Oh you'll see. *shoves outside*

Bubblepaw: Here you go Ebonycloud!
Ebonycloud: *takes and drinks*
Bubblepaw: :)
Ebonycloud: WTF *spits out* THIS IS PEE YOU IDIOT!
Bubblepaw: But...but...Flamepelt said... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs for life*

[Rainpelt's room]
Rainpelt: Hey sexy bay bay. >:)
Edward Cullen: ... can you please untie me
Rainpelt: what da mattah bay bay, want some toast? *hands toothpaste*
Edward Cullen: WTF THIS ISN'T TOAST. Wait, I don't want toast anyways. >:(  WHAT I WANT IS TO BE LET GO.

[Moonstar and Stormfur's room]
Stormfur: *knockknockkncokondadoor*
Moonstar: Come in! ^^
Stormfur:
*enters room full of David Archuleta posters*
Moonstar: TADA!
*ish making more posters*
Stormfur: WTF HAB U DUN 2 OUR ROOM O_O
*grabs FOB poster out of the trash can and hugs*
Moonstar: o_o David Archuleta.
Stormfur: Chicken wings... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Moonstar: o_o David Archuleta.
Stormfur: DO YOU HAB ANYFING TO SAY FOR URSELFES?
Moonstar: o_o David Archuleta.
Stormfur: OH FORGETZ IT!!!11

[In Laundry Room]
Twigstorm: okays why am i inz herez again?

End of Chapter Five
Sorry, not very funny...


-- Edited by Moonstar at 00:30, 2008-03-04

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Pages
Chapter One- Page 1
Chapter Two- Page 3
Chapter Three- Page 5
Chapter Four- Page 8
Chapter Five- Page 12
Chapter Six- Page 15
Chapter Seven- Page 16
Chapter Eight- Page 18
Chapter Nine- Page 20
Chapter Ten- Page 21



-- Edited by Moonstar at 04:55, 2008-08-02

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RandomClan Sigs/Avvies!
Feel free to use!

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-- Edited by Moonstar at 21:45, 2008-05-25

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WWHOOT! RandomClan, RULES! Thanx for letting me be in it!

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Any supposedly "bad words" don't mean what you think. here is the sheet:
wtf= what the fish
wth= what the heck
I do not consider crap a bad word. ;D

Chapter One

Moonstar: GIB ME MY PUDDING!!!1111
Twigstorm: *is eeting chcolate pudding* No. MAI PUDDING!
Moonstar: *killz*
Twigstorm: AHHHHHHHHH
Tabbypaw: 'Ello Ebonycloud. :)
Ebonycloud: MOO
Stormfur: wth

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Eaglesight: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY RAINY! WANNA PWAY DS?
Rainpelt: dunt call me rainy
Eaglesight: why nawt? ;-;
Rainpelt: >:(
Eaglesight: kaykay, i cant take a hint... ;-; *kryz* I GUESS U DUNT LUB ME ANYMORE *runs out of room*
Rainpelt: :) MWAHAHAHAHA *shows fangs*
Edward Cullen: O_o
Rainpelt: EDDY! *chases*
Edward Cullen: O_O *runs*

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Flamepelt: 1086, 1087, 1088...
Twigstorm: .......
Flamepelt: 1089, 1090, 1091...
Twigstorm: .......
Flamepelt: 1092, 1093, 1093...
Twigstorm: OKAY I NO WE R BFFS BUT WHEN DO WE GET TO DO WHAT I WANT?????????
Flamepelt: But I'm not done counting my fur! ;-;
Twigstorm: >:( FINE. CONTINUE.
Flamepelt: *opens mouth to count* .............I lawst my plase. OH WELL! :D
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Twigstorm: *explodes with anger*

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Tabbypaw: KAYKAY I BOARD
*silence*
Tabbypaw: HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*silence*
Tabbypaw: WELL THEN. >:( *smashes refridgerator*
Moonstar: *suddenly jumps out of nowhere* MY PUDDING OH NO!!11 >:( *stares at Tabbypaw*
Tabbypaw: :) H-hello.
Moonstar: *tackles to floor*
Tabbypaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moonstar: *gets rope*
Tabbypaw: O_O
Edward Cullen: *runs into kitchen* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rainpelt: EDDY COME BAK :D

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Flamepelt: 45, 46, 47, 48, 49...
Twigstorm: DEAR GOD KILL ME
Flamepelt: 50, 51, 52, 53, 54...
Edward Cullen: *suddenly runs past* OUT OF MY WAY! OVERLY OBSESSIVE FAN CHASING ME!
Rainpelt: WAIT EDDY WHAT ABOUT US? ;-;

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Ebonycloud: *eets turtle*
Stormfur: .....DUDE. O_O
Ebonycloud: :)
Tabbypaw: HELPPPPPPPPPP!
Ebonycloud: *goes into kitchen* WHAT HAPPENED? O_O
Tabbypaw: *ish tied up* Well it started when I smashed the refridgerator with all of Moonstar's pudding, then she came over...  and the rest is a blurrrrr.... o_o
Stormfur and Ebonycloud: :o

END OF CHAPTER ONE
Random, isn't it? XD



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RE: ~The Random Adventures of RandomClan~ Chapter One Up! (Randomness Warning)


ROTFLOL!! OMG, I LOVE IT!!! KEEP IT COMMIN! biggrin

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Thank you!
^^
Any fave parts? :D Liek quotes or something?

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"MY PUDDINGG!!" and "45, 46, 47, 48, 49.."

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XDD Thank you so much!
P.S. I lub those parts. XD

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