Welcome to The Random Adventures of RandomClan! This is my comedy! Even though it is called RandomClan, the Clan name is never mentioned. These cats just live in a regular house. Occasionally they'll take a trip somewhere else. I have a few rules: RULES: 1. Do not ask to be in this. I choose the users myself. 2. No spamming/flaming. 3. Please post your favorite quotes! Not really a rule, but oh well.
I'm terribly sorry to all of you who are not on here; I didn't wnat there to be too many people. There were MANY of you who I REALLY wanted to put on here, but you know. REALLY sorry. ;_; Feel free to make your own comedy thread!
Any supposedly "bad words" don't mean what you think. here is the sheet: wtf= what the fish wth= what the heck I do not consider crap a bad word. ;D
Btw: if somebody that's in my comedy doesn't ever post a reply, I will exchange their place in the comedy with somebody else. So post! ^^
Moonstar: GIB ME MY PUDDING!!!1111 Twigstorm: *is eeting chcolate pudding* No. MAI PUDDING! Moonstar: *killz* Twigstorm: AHHHHHHHHH Tabbypaw: 'Ello Ebonycloud. :) Ebonycloud: MOO Stormfur: wth
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Eaglesight: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY RAINY! WANNA PWAY DS? Rainpelt: dunt call me rainy Eaglesight: why nawt? ;-; Rainpelt: >:( Eaglesight: kaykay, i cant take a hint... ;-; *kryz* I GUESS U DUNT LUB ME ANYMORE *runs out of room* Rainpelt: :) MWAHAHAHAHA *shows fangs* Edward Cullen: O_o Rainpelt: EDDY! *chases* Edward Cullen: O_O *runs*
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Flamepelt: 1086, 1087, 1088... Twigstorm: ....... Flamepelt: 1089, 1090, 1091... Twigstorm: ....... Flamepelt: 1092, 1093, 1093... Twigstorm: OKAY I NO WE R BFFS BUT WHEN DO WE GET TO DO WHAT I WANT????????? Flamepelt: But I'm not done counting my fur! ;-; Twigstorm: >:( FINE. CONTINUE. Flamepelt: *opens mouth to count* .............I lawst my plase. OH WELL! :D 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Twigstorm: *explodes with anger*
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Tabbypaw: KAYKAY I BOARD *silence* Tabbypaw: HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *silence* Tabbypaw: WELL THEN. >:( *smashes refridgerator* Moonstar: *suddenly jumps out of nowhere* MY PUDDING OH NO!!11 >:( *stares at Tabbypaw* Tabbypaw: :) H-hello. Moonstar: *tackles to floor* Tabbypaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Moonstar: *gets rope* Tabbypaw: O_O Edward Cullen: *runs into kitchen* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rainpelt: EDDY COME BAK :D
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Flamepelt: 45, 46, 47, 48, 49... Twigstorm: DEAR GOD KILL ME Flamepelt: 50, 51, 52, 53, 54... Edward Cullen: *suddenly runs past* OUT OF MY WAY! OVERLY OBSESSIVE FAN CHASING ME! Rainpelt: WAIT EDDY WHAT ABOUT US? ;-;
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Ebonycloud: *eets turtle* Stormfur: .....DUDE. O_O Ebonycloud: :) Tabbypaw: HELPPPPPPPPPP! Ebonycloud: *goes into kitchen* WHAT HAPPENED? O_O Tabbypaw: *ish tied up* Well it started when I smashed the refridgerator with all of Moonstar's pudding, then she came over... and the rest is a blurrrrr.... o_o Stormfur and Ebonycloud: :o
END OF CHAPTER ONE Random, isn't it? XD
Chapter Two Stormfur: Let us go to the beach today! :D Moonstar: :) Tabbypaw: *still tied up* WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE UNTIE ME? Eaglesight: Da beach sounds leik fun. :D Twigstorm: ZOMG!!!111 ITS RAINING TWIGS! Flamepelt: *looks outside* O NOEZ NOW WE CAN NEVER GO TO DA BEACH Ebonycloud: ... YES WE CAN. *stands up on something to get taller* *snaps fingers at Tabbypaw* TABBYPAW? The light of amazement needs to shine on me while I give speeches, remember? Tabbypaw: GEE MAYBE IF YOUD UNTIE ME I COULD GET IT! >:(
Ebonycloud: >:( FINE. We'll go without it. *clears throat* We won't let a little thing like raining twigs get in our way! We're going to go to that beach and show these twigs what we're made of! They can't ruin out fun! RandomClan: ...........o_o *starts raining feathers* Stormfur: AHHHH Eaglesight: OUR TWIP IS RUINED! *leeves* Twigstorm: Uh, YEAH! >:( *leeves 2* Tabbypaw: WILL ANYBODY UNTIE MEEEEEEEEE?
Flamepelt: >:( *leeves* Stormfur: >:( *leeves* Moonstar: WHY ARE WE BEING ANGRY RANDOMLY? >:( *leeves* Ebonycloud: *shrugs randomly* *leeves* Tabbypaw: WTF UNTIE THE FRIKIN ROPE
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*In Stormfur's Room* Eaglesight: OMG IS THAT PETE FROM FOB? *ish staring at Pete Wentz poster on da wall* Stormfur: OMG YES Eaglesight: :O Stormfur: Hey... where's Rainpelt?
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*In Rainpelt's room* Rainpelt: HI EDDY! Edward Cullen: ;-; Can I be let go now? Rainpelt: MWAHAHAHAHA BELLA IN UR FASE *shows fangs again* Edward Cullen: O_o
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Twigstorm: I wants a shoe Flamepelt: I habs as shoe :o Twigstorm: can i habs da shoe? ;-; Flamepelt: NO. >:( Twigstorm and Flamepelt: *killing each other* Twigstorm: GIB ME DA SHOEEE Flamepelt: NO! ITS SHINY! Twigstorm: BUT THEYRE BOOTS >:( Flamepelt: AND ITS SHINY! :D
End of Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Moonstar: WHO WANTZ TO PWAY DS WIF ME? :DDDDDDDDD Tabbypaw: FOR THE LAST FRIKIN TIME SOMEBODY UNTIE THE STUPID ROPE WHAT THE @%#*! Stormfur: I'LL PWAY WIF YOU MOONY! Moonstar: OKAYZ BFF LETS PWAY NINTENDOGS! Stormfur: kays. :o *both get out DS's and start to play* Moonstar: I have a weiner dog named Sausage! Stormfur: I have a chihuahua named Mr. Poop! Moonstar: o_o *slowly scoots away from Stormfur*
[Rainpelt's Dungeon] Rainpelt: WHERE IS SHE? HUH HUH HUH? Edward Cullen: ;-; I dunt know. Rainpelt: YES YOU DO! >:((((((((((((( Edward Cullen: NO I DUNT WHAT THE POOP Rainpelt: I guess we'll have to learn it the hard way then. >:P *holds up knife* Edward Cullen: O_O I DONT KNOW WHERE BELLA IS! DONT KILL ME! Rainpelt: KILL YOU? Oh no, I had something else in mind... :) *strips off Edward's shirt with knife* Edward Cullen: O_O Oh no. Rainpelt: Oh yes. :) *holds knife up to his pants* Edward Cullen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO DISTURBING *Suddenly Eaglesight walks in dungeon and sees Rainpelt about to strip Edward's pants off* Rainpelt: H-heh, heh heh. :) Eaglesight: o_______________o
[Twigstorm's Room] Flamepelt: 222,603,522,305; 222,603,522,306; 222,603,522,305... Twigstorm: NOT AGAIN! >:( Flamepelt: Oh, I'm not counting fur this time. I'm counting how many times I've flushed the toilet in the past month. ^_^ Twisgtorm: ...you have an impressive memory.
[Kitchen where Stormfur and moonstar are playing DS] Ebonycloud: Hi Tabbypaw! ^_^ Tabbypaw: YOU DONT EVEN NOTICE I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE AND A HALF DAYS? Ebonycloud: Hi Stormfur and Moonstar! ^_^ Stormfur: STUPID DOG! LEARN TO SPIN ALREADY! *gets hammer and pounds DS* Ebonycloud: O...k? Moonstar: Come here, Sausage! ^^ Good Sausage, you're such a cute little Sausage! I love to pet you, Sausage; I just wanna squeeze you! Stormfur: Dude... you don't know how wrong that sounds. O_O End of Chapter Three Sorry if it's a bit innapropraite, i don't think it is, but I'm not other people. ;D
Chapter Four
Moonstar: *runs in room holding a life size cut-out* Stormfur: wtf is that Moonstar: ITS A LIFE SIZE DAVID ARCHULETA!
Stormfur: o_o you have fun with that. Moonstar: :DD I LUFF HIM!!!111 Stormfur: gawd not another Rainpelt... >_>
[In Rainpelt's Room (gosh I'm scared of this place now)] Rainpelt: YOU CANT WEAR MULTIPLE LAYERS OF PANTS! Shirtless Edward Cullen: ? Rainpelt: THATS UNFAIR TO OBSESSED FANS LIKE ME. ;-; Shirtless Edward Cullen: um... Rainpelt: WTF WHERE IS SHE????????????????????
Wherever Bella Swan is: Bella: *hanging from a cliff* HAHA I LUV DOING RECKLESS STUPID THINGS JUST TO ANNOY EDWARD!
Back in Rainpelt's Room: Rainpelt: >:( Edward Cullen: For the last time, I don't know where she is! And PLEASE stop stripping me! Rainpelt: Well you'd already be stripped by now if you hadn't worn multiple layers of pants!!!111
In Kitchen: Tabbypaw: Twigstorm and Flamepelt: *playing cards* Twigstorm: HA! KING BEATS ACE! GIBME UR FUR! Flamepelt: *rips off chunk of fur and hands to Twigstorm* Next time can we play for something less painful, like, well, I dunno... FUN? >:( Moonstar: *runs in room snipping random objects with scissors* *accidentally snips Tabbypaw's rope* Tabbypaw! HOOOOOOOOOOOORAY! IM FREE! *skips around happily* Flamepelt: BURRN! SEVEN BEATS THREE! Twigstorm: ;-; *regretfully hands back chunk of Flamepelt's fur* Flamepelt: *glues fur back into place* Twigstorm: That glue doesn't really work... it's mayonaise. Flamepelt: NO IT ISNT! *whole pelt slides off* Twigstorm: ... Flamepelt: *covering body* I'll just... be in a room... with no people. *dashes out*
Backyard: Ebonycloud: WHERE'S MY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDMICH? Eaglesight: *comes out to backyard* HERE IT IS! ^^ Ebonycloud: *takes bite* Why is there glue in here? Eaglesight: That's not glue. It's mayonaise. ^-^ Ebonycloud: *gags and runs to bathroom*
In Bathroom: Ebonycloud: *opens door and sees nude Flamepelt* Flamepelt: O_O *throws towel on* EBonycloud: *runs to toilet and pukes* Flamepelt: OOH CAN I FLUSH IT? IT WILL BE MY 222,603,522,306th TIME!!!111
End of Chapter Four
Notice: Eaglesight will now be replaced by BUBBLEPAW. Thanks ya'll!
Chapter Five
[Backyard] Ebonycloud: BUBBLEPAW YOU STUPID APPRENTICE! GETME SUM LEMONADE! Bubblepaw: :( Ebonycloud: HURRY UP! Bubblepaw: *mimicking voice* Hurry up... *regular voice* what does she think I am, a slave? *goes inside* Flamepelt: HI BUBBLEPAW! ^^ Bubblepaw: HI FLAMEPELT! ^^ I was getting Ebonycloud some lemonade. Flamepelt: *hands cup* Here ish some!!! 11!! Bubblepaw: Oh thank you! ^^ Where'd you get it? Flamepelt: ...somewhere... I like flushing toilets. I just broke my record! Bubblepaw: What does that have to do with lemonade? :/ Flamepelt: Oh you'll see. *shoves outside*
Bubblepaw: Here you go Ebonycloud! Ebonycloud: *takes and drinks* Bubblepaw: :) Ebonycloud: WTF *spits out* THIS IS PEE YOU IDIOT! Bubblepaw: But...but...Flamepelt said... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs for life*
[Rainpelt's room] Rainpelt: Hey sexy bay bay. >:) Edward Cullen: ... can you please untie me Rainpelt: what da mattah bay bay, want some toast? *hands toothpaste* Edward Cullen: WTF THIS ISN'T TOAST. Wait, I don't want toast anyways. >:( WHAT I WANT IS TO BE LET GO.
[Moonstar and Stormfur's room] Stormfur: *knockknockkncokondadoor* Moonstar: Come in! ^^ Stormfur: *enters room full of David Archuleta posters* Moonstar: TADA! *ish making more posters* Stormfur: WTF HAB U DUN 2 OUR ROOM O_O *grabs FOB poster out of the trash can and hugs* Moonstar: o_o David Archuleta. Stormfur: Chicken wings... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Moonstar: o_o David Archuleta. Stormfur: DO YOU HAB ANYFING TO SAY FOR URSELFES? Moonstar: o_o David Archuleta. Stormfur: OH FORGETZ IT!!!11
[In Laundry Room] Twigstorm: okays why am i inz herez again?
Any supposedly "bad words" don't mean what you think. here is the sheet: wtf= what the fish wth= what the heck I do not consider crap a bad word. ;D
Chapter One
Moonstar: GIB ME MY PUDDING!!!1111 Twigstorm: *is eeting chcolate pudding* No. MAI PUDDING! Moonstar: *killz* Twigstorm: AHHHHHHHHH Tabbypaw: 'Ello Ebonycloud. :) Ebonycloud: MOO Stormfur: wth
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Eaglesight: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY RAINY! WANNA PWAY DS? Rainpelt: dunt call me rainy Eaglesight: why nawt? ;-; Rainpelt: >:( Eaglesight: kaykay, i cant take a hint... ;-; *kryz* I GUESS U DUNT LUB ME ANYMORE *runs out of room* Rainpelt: :) MWAHAHAHAHA *shows fangs* Edward Cullen: O_o Rainpelt: EDDY! *chases* Edward Cullen: O_O *runs*
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Flamepelt: 1086, 1087, 1088... Twigstorm: ....... Flamepelt: 1089, 1090, 1091... Twigstorm: ....... Flamepelt: 1092, 1093, 1093... Twigstorm: OKAY I NO WE R BFFS BUT WHEN DO WE GET TO DO WHAT I WANT????????? Flamepelt: But I'm not done counting my fur! ;-; Twigstorm: >:( FINE. CONTINUE. Flamepelt: *opens mouth to count* .............I lawst my plase. OH WELL! :D 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Twigstorm: *explodes with anger*
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Tabbypaw: KAYKAY I BOARD *silence* Tabbypaw: HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *silence* Tabbypaw: WELL THEN. >:( *smashes refridgerator* Moonstar: *suddenly jumps out of nowhere* MY PUDDING OH NO!!11 >:( *stares at Tabbypaw* Tabbypaw: :) H-hello. Moonstar: *tackles to floor* Tabbypaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Moonstar: *gets rope* Tabbypaw: O_O Edward Cullen: *runs into kitchen* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rainpelt: EDDY COME BAK :D
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Flamepelt: 45, 46, 47, 48, 49... Twigstorm: DEAR GOD KILL ME Flamepelt: 50, 51, 52, 53, 54... Edward Cullen: *suddenly runs past* OUT OF MY WAY! OVERLY OBSESSIVE FAN CHASING ME! Rainpelt: WAIT EDDY WHAT ABOUT US? ;-;
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Ebonycloud: *eets turtle* Stormfur: .....DUDE. O_O Ebonycloud: :) Tabbypaw: HELPPPPPPPPPP! Ebonycloud: *goes into kitchen* WHAT HAPPENED? O_O Tabbypaw: *ish tied up* Well it started when I smashed the refridgerator with all of Moonstar's pudding, then she came over... and the rest is a blurrrrr.... o_o Stormfur and Ebonycloud: :o