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Rainpelt


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Authors note:Okay, as I did with my vampire lovers, I must apologize to my kitty cat warriors.Here you go my sexy toms.


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Tigerstar:Ughh, nobody loves me--except that crazy she-cat, Sasha.

*Sasha comes bounding up a hill, but cant see Tigerstar*

Sasha:Tigerstar!!I love yoou!! Come out, come out wherever you are!I want you to groom the ticks out of my pelt.Oh, and Hawkkit wet his moss again

Tigerstar:See!?

Firestar:My mates emotionally unstable

Sandstorm:Oh mee Jeezus!I love Firestar soo much, but I know he dont love mee.He loves that dead cat, Spottedleaf.

Spottedleaf:*floats down from StarClan*Firestar, Im here for our date--
erm, I mean, I have a prophecy from StarClan for you.And why dont I groom your silky, flame-colored pelt while were at it?*bats eyes seductively*

Firestar:O-OHubba hubba!

Graystripe:Never do that again.

Crowfeather:I bee sad.All my mates either die, are medicine cats, or are crazy.

*Nightcloud walks up to Sasha*

Nightcloud:Whatcha doin?

Sasha:Trying to find my mate.

Nightcloud:Oh oh, me too!We can look together!!

Sasha:Whoo!*skips off merrily*

Tigerstar + Crowfeather:-_-

*Rainpelt enters and smiles seductively*

Rainpelt:Hey there, boys.

*Toms drool*

Tigerstar:Whoa, whoa, wait.Erm, you sorta, you know, left us, didnt you?

*Rainpelt looks down in shame*

Rainpelt: I-I be sorry.

Firestar:Yeah, I heard you were having a love affair with vampires and wizards.

Rainpelt:No, that was my human/vampire/wizard self.I only have love affairs with you guys as my cat self.

Graystripe:Oh, that makes sense.

*Jaypaw enters*

Rainpelt:Jaypaw!!Is that my sweet Jaypaw?

Jaypaw:Hello there, sweet.Long time no seeerm, you know what I mean.

Other toms:0_0

Firestar:Wait, when did you start seeing him?!

Rainpelt:A while ago.

Firestar:B-but hes younger than you.Like really younger than you!

Rainpelt:*growl* What are you saying!?That Im old!?

Eaglesight:Well, you were an elder in the StreamClan roleplay.

Rainpelt:Well, yeah.But I didnt even get to finish that one.I was all alone.

Other cats on TFC:Because you left us!

Rainpelt:I BE SOWY!!

*Tigerstar pads up to Rainpelt*

Tigerstar:Well, Id forgive you.

Rainpelt: *blushes*

Firestar:Well, Id forgive you first!

Jaypaw:*smiles proudly*

Firestar:What are you so happy about?

Jaypaw:Shes going to have my kits.

Tigerstar:WHAT!?Youre only an apprentice.

Jaypaw:I know.*still smiling*

*Toms turn to Rainpelt*

Rainpelt:WHAT?I have a thing for blind men!

Skyleaf:Uh huh, sure you do.

Firestar:Skyleaf!

Rainpelt:Well, make that blind and dead men.

 

 

fin



-- Edited by Rainpelt at 00:57, 2008-05-27

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Lilyspirit


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I love it!!!! >.<

hahaha... I feel bad for Crowfeather. Either crazy, dead, or meddie cats. Geez he's got weird tastes...

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Yes he does. :D

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lol!!!! that was so funny! write more!!!!!!!

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That was funny! I loved the part about Firestar and Sandstorm, because i thought it was wierd that firestar called her his mate when they were fighting about Spottedleaf, yet sandstorm didnt have kits until after spottedleaf came down and talked to sandstorm and firestar. >-> Anyways, cant wait for more! :DDD

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Sorry for the double post but I have to so it will list the thread as 'New Post'.

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Edward: Wait! Bella, youre the cheese to my macaroni!

Bella: Too bad! This aint no etch a sketch. This is one doodle that cant be undid, homeskillet.

Emmett: Oh, oh, what is Juno!? Did I win!? Do I get Double Jeopardy?!


Oh, you're awesome Rainpelt!!! =]
I'd love to read some of your twilight stories... Do you have any on Fanfiction.com?

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Sorry, that's a bit innapropriate. ;)

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Oh, sorry!

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