but if your EXTRA cold, you wont want to get on a fireproof suit, youll go straight to sit by a fireplace and fall in and burn. I thought of a perfect solution. You drive to the beach. go in the freezing water, get out, run to the car, turn on the heater full blast, problem solved. you cant fall in a fire, or dont have to worry about a fireproof suit. But i still wouldnt want to go into extra cold water in winter.
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Why would any sane person allow themselves to fall into a fire? Not only would they have to be extremely stupid to do that, but it also does not make sense, seeing as the fire wouldn't already bethere when they got back, unless it had been started by someone beforehand -- which, according to Moonstar, wouldn't happen, since (apparently) no one cares about anyone when it comes to this type of thing. On another note, the fire proof suit would ONLY be nessecary if an INSANE/STUPID person were to be the one lighting or sitting infront of the fire. If this was the case, then the person should not even be ALLOWED to do EITHER of these in the frst place. Now, lets cosider this as well: WHERE WOULD THEY GET A FIRE PROOF SUIT? WHY WOULD THEY NEED ONE, ANYWAY? It's not like any old store is just going to HAPPEN to be selling fire proof suits on some random day, especially since they are pretty much ONLY used by lava workers who need the suits to absorb the heat.
Now, here is the next thing about this whole scenario: Why would you be swimming in freezing cold water? The answer: YOU'RE HOT. Or, YOU WANT TO EXERCISE SWIMMING IN COLD WATER IN CASE YOU EVER HAVE TO DO SO TO SAVE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING. OR, you were in a BOAT, which CRASHED, and you were sent into the water AGAINST YOUR WILL. The latter is a PERFECT example of why you would NEED to sit in front of a fire; TO GET WARM AFTER YOUR INVOLUNTARY DUNK INTO FREEZING WATER. Now, for the first case, this could easily be solved by getting into a cold ath. But wait, YOU ALSO WANT TO SWIM. Can you swim in a bathtub? Heck, no; not unless it's a really big tub. So, you kind of NEED to go swimming in the cold water to get cool. For the second thing, THIS IS IMPORTANT. Say, you are in Antartica, and your friend falls into the water, and he can't swim. You want to SAVE you friend, don't you? IF YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIANCE WITH SWIMMING IN COLD WATER, YOU WILL QUITE LITERALLY FREEZE UP AS SOON AS GOING IN. In ALL of these examples, A FIRE IS NEEDED TO WARM YOURSELF UP.
Now, you might claim that you would be near death, and so it wouldn't matter whether you were warm or not. THIS IS A LIE! FIRE CAN SAVE YOU IF YOU ARE ON THE VERGE OF A COLD-INDUCED DEATH. Sure, you may be too weak to walk back to your house, but unless you live REALLY close to a beach, you wouldn't be WALKING in the first place; you would have DRIVEN there. SO, this means that you can GET TO THE CAR, AND DRIVE YOURSELF HGOME OR TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL, DEPENDING ON WHICH IS CLOSER. IF you could NOT walk, then you could have your FRIENDS or FAMILY carry you, since I HIGHLY doubt that you would be at a BEACH ALONE.
... Kay, now you're just trying to annoy me. I can tell. Just because you smell doesn't mean you won't have friends. My younger siblings rarely take bathes, yet they have tons of friends... Foo'.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *SLAP!* If they like you for your stuff, of COURSE they're going to help you, since they won't get your stuff otherwise.
KAY, I'M SETTING THE SCENE NOW: 1. you go to the beach with some TRUE FRIENDS WHO WOULD ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT. 2. You ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER. 3. You want to learn to swim in cold water, as do your friends. 4. After finishing your practice, you go home to warm by the fire. One of your friends who was only there to keep watch lights it, AND MAKES SURE TO KEEP EVERYONE FROM FALLING IN. 5. YOU ARE WARM.