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Emberpaw


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Lol,inspired by the Oprah Winfrey show. xD
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THE NIGHTBREEZE SHOW

Random voice guy:Welcome to the Opr-...Uh...The Nightbreeze show! And here's your host,Nightbreeze!

Nightbreeze:*walks into room*

Crowd:*cheers*

Nightbreeze:*sits on couch* Hey guys! It's me,Moondream! But you might as well call me Nightbreeze now,I got a makeover and a name change.So,back to the point.Today I'm going to interview six cats from the oh so popular book series,'Warriors'!

Crowd:*cheers again*

Nightbreeze:Alright,first up......*looks at list of cats* Tigerstar!

Tigerstar:*walks in* What up guys?

Crowd:*silence* *cricket chirp*

Tigerstar:*anime sweatdrop* Why do they always do that? -_-; *sits on couch next to Nightbreeze* *stares at Nightbreeze* Hey good-lookin'. *flashes smexy smile*

Ashpool:*jumps on Tigerstar* GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN! >8(

Tigerstar:*shoves Ashpool into a wall* Psh,pathetic.

Nightbreeze:*sighs* He always does that. Anyway,Tigerstar,there is something that many are dying to know.Why did you kill Redtail?

Tigerstar:Well,truth is.........Wait,I killed Redtail? *eyes widen* No way.......*jumps off couch* *starts break-dancing* WOOHOO! I KILLED REDTAIL! Go Tiger,go Tiger,go Tiger! Uhuh,Go Tiger!

Nightbreeze:O_o Um......Anywhoooo..........On to the next question.*looks at list of questions* Ah! Here's a question from Sunflower of RiverClan.She asks,*clears throath* 'Why did you have kits with Sasha? I mean,c'mon! She's a kittypet!'.

Tigerstar:*stops break-dancing* *gags* I had kits with an old hag?! Eeeeeewwwwwww!!! *pukes*

Nightbreeze:Brambleclaw,clean up on aisle six!

Brambleclaw:*walks in with mop* *growls* Why do I have to be the clean-up guy.......

Nightbreeze:Because that was the only job you were good at! Well,Tigerstar fainted,so after the break,we're going to meet with Jaypaw!

Girls in crowd:*squeals*

Guys in crowd:*are jealous*

Icewish(who is a girl in the crowd):I LOVE YOU JAYPAW! <3333

Nightbreeze:We'll see you,after the break!

*COMMERCIALS*

*END COMMERCIALS*

Nightbreeze:And we're back! So,next on our list is,Jaypaw!

Girls in crowd:WE LOVE JAYPAAAAAAAAAWWW!!! <3333

Jaypaw:*walks in* *sits on couch* How you guys doi- *notices Nightbreeze* *flashes smexy smile* You should be fine for lookin' so fine....BD

Nightbreeze:O_o Okay,numbah 1) Me no likey you,numbah 2),you're too young for me,and 3),we're supposed to be interviewin' ya.

Jaypaw:*pouts* Alright,ask your questions then....

Nightbreeze:Okay! This is a question from myself,one that's been buggin' me for MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE!!! Ahem,do you really think Leafpool and Crowfeather are your parents?

Jaypaw:No.Crowfeather,maybe,but Leafpool,I don't like.I would prefer Feathertail as my mother.

Nightbreeze:YAY! FOREVER CROWXFEATHER!!! <333

Leafpool(in crowd):I OBJECT!!! *leaps on Nightbreeze*

Nightbreeze:*shoves Leafpool into a wall* Psh,pathetic medicine cat.

Jaypaw:And I might pick a lucky girl to be my futur mate....*winks at Nightbreeze*

Nightbreeze:*gags* I think I'm gonna be sick...*pukes* *faints*

Medicine cats from all clans('cept fo Leafpool):*dash in* *puts Nightbreeze on bed*

Littlecloud:We gotta bring her to the den,stat!


Medicine cats from all clans('cept fo Leafpool):*runs off with Nightbreeze in bed*

Random voice guy:Well,we'll be back,after the break!

*COMMERCIALS*

*END COMMERCIALS*

Random voice guy:And we're back!


Nightbreeze: Sorry about what happened earlier guys.I just really don't like Jaypaw,no offence to all the fan-girls.

Alright! We'll still be interviewing Jaypaw,seeing as I only asked him one question.*glares at Jaypaw* and if you

say that again,I'll feed you to the jackals.


Jaypaw: Surely you wouldn't harm moi? *winks*

Nightbreeze: *anime-sweatdrop* Yes,I would. *clears throath* This is one that was sent in by Coldstripe of WindClan.

'How come you're always so depressed?'.


Jaypaw: *scoffs* Wha?! I am not! >8( Who told you that nonsense? I demand to know!!!


Nightbreeze: *whistles nervously* Um...I wouldn't know...

Ashpool: *wakes up and shakes head dizzily* But I thought you started saying that?


Jaypaw: *becomes furious* WHAT?! YOU STARTED THIS?!


Nigthbreeeze:Well,it's true!


Jaypaw: How could you?! You...you...I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!


Nightbreeze: Didn't you hear me before? I.HATE.YOU. Understood?


Jaypaw: *walks away while sobbing*


Nightbreeze: Sheesh,not only is he blind,but he seems to be deaf as well...Anyway...*looks at list of cats* HOLY MOTHER
OF SYRUP AND PEANUT BUTTER COVERED *pauses* Which is quite delicious *continues* PANCAKES!!! BREEZEPAW!!! *squeals*

83


Breezepaw: *walks in and sits on couch* Hi,Nightbreeze! It's an honor to be here! *smiles*

Nightbreeze: *giggles* It sure is! 83 *thinking*Finally,a guy that isn't flirting with me! *coughs* Anyway,let's continue!

Here is one from me: Are you jealous of HeatherXLion? I know I am...*growls*


Breezepaw: *shakes head* Nope! Whatever gave you that idea?


Nightbreeze: *shrugs* I don't know,I just read it somewhere while browsing on dA for some drawings of you. *blushes*


Breezepaw: Oh,oh well! And besides,why would I be jealous when I have a c- AND WAIT A FLIPPIN'

MINUTE!!!! Did you just say that you looking for drawings of me on dA?! *blushes*


Nightbreeze: N-no! *face heats up* Um,anyway,on the next question! Here's one from Silentwind of ThunderClan: 'Do you happen to Hollypaw?'.

Breezepaw: Well,I'm not sure about my feelings for her.One minute I think she's annoying,the next I think she's just too loud,and the next I find her confsing.

Nightbreeze: So,that means you don't like her,right? *crosses fingers*

Breezepaw: No,I'm interested in anyone at the moment.... *thinking* Except...*glances at Nightbreeze.

Nigthbreeze:*blushes* *thinking* YEESSS!!! *cough* Well,we're done with Breezepaw,next up will be Crowfeather,right after the break!

*COMMERCIALS*

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If you would like me to interview a certain cat,just tell me! And if you want to ask a question to the characters I'm interviewing',just PM me!

Nightbreeze,Ashpool,Silentwind,Coldstripe and Sunflower(c) Me
All other warrior characters(c) Erin Hunter



-- Edited by Night at 15:57, 2008-07-16

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Tutelasoul


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OH. MY. FRICKIN. MUSHROOM.

There are no words to describe how hard I am laughing. More. Omg MORE. Interview Sandstorm. And...interview...Graystripe!!! -hearteyes- Ahh, Graystripe! The smexiest kitty to ever exist!!! -swoon-
Oh, interview millie too. Heres my question for her:

Why are you a slut? xP lol


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Emberpaw


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Lol,xD.Sure! I'll interview Graystripe once I'm done with Crowfeather!
And as for your question to Millie,do you think Moonstar would allow that certain word? O_o xD

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We all have our moments:
A moment to cry, a moment to laugh.
A moment to be held, a moment to be let go.
A moment to be sad for not having what we want,
and a moment to be happy with what we got.

Yeah, we all have those moments.
And I advise you not to put them to waste.
:aww:
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xD whatever. its only the truth.

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i know why breezepaws not flirting with you, because he thinks your his mom, in the series breezepas mom is nightbreeze. XD

anyways i love it!

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Emberpaw


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Actually,her name is Nightcloud. xD Lol.
Are there any questions you want to ask Crowfeather? C:

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We all have our moments:
A moment to cry, a moment to laugh.
A moment to be held, a moment to be let go.
A moment to be sad for not having what we want,
and a moment to be happy with what we got.

Yeah, we all have those moments.
And I advise you not to put them to waste.
:aww:
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Oh yeah! oops xD

And, ummm... can you ask him, "Do you think Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw are your's and Leafpool's kits?" or "Do you still love Leafpool?" or "Did you just take Nightbreeze as your mate to prove your loyalty?"
I dont care which one you ask, I'm curious about all of them. :o

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Lol,xD. You said NightBREEZE,again. xD
I do love Crowy,but I would never come between him and Feathertail. C:

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We all have our moments:
A moment to cry, a moment to laugh.
A moment to be held, a moment to be let go.
A moment to be sad for not having what we want,
and a moment to be happy with what we got.

Yeah, we all have those moments.
And I advise you not to put them to waste.
:aww:
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No, i meant nightbreeze from the series, the mother of breezepaw ;) I was wondering if he just took her as his mate to prove his loyalty ;)

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Must I say it again?
Her name beeth NightCLOUD. Lol,xD.

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We all have our moments:
A moment to cry, a moment to laugh.
A moment to be held, a moment to be let go.
A moment to be sad for not having what we want,
and a moment to be happy with what we got.

Yeah, we all have those moments.
And I advise you not to put them to waste.
:aww:
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