Today, I talked to god about Global Warming, and called him Dumbo. Then he stopped talking to me. D:
Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Do you believe in Global Warming? God: Yes I believe in it, do you? Me: NO. Global Warming is some wierd fake theory made to scare us. God: Do you consider yourself to be a moral person? And some wierd fake theory made to scare us is Global Warming. Me: I'm a moral person, but I know Global Warming is fake God: You are a moral person but you know Global Warming is fake? How do you like your work? Me: There are times when the earth heats up and cools down. When my grandma was little they told her there would be another Ice Age. Was there? No. People freak out and exagerate. Global Warming is just fake God: Where are they? Does it happen very often? Is this a "yes or no" question? Are you serious? Humans are not always infallible. Are they exactly the same? Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: Okay, whatever God: Yeah okay, Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: Don't care about what? God: You sound very cynical. Me: cynical? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Nope! God: Me either. Me: Umm... okay then God: Dude! OK with me too. Me: God said "Dude!" xD God: I am a Christian. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: You said "Dude!" God: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Me: Why'd you say Oh my gosh? Why not say Oh my God? God: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. Becuase you asked me to. Me: Oh my God God: Uh. Have you told many people that your God? Me: I didnt ask you to. and I didnt say I was God! God: What did you ask? Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? Me: Do you have big ears? Either way, I'm still calling you Dumbo God: My download size is about 2 MB. Do you still ? Me: Hi, Dumbo!
Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Becky God: Glad to see you, Becky. Me: Glad to see you too God: I am glad to see me too too. Me: Hey where do you live? God: You've got my full attention. I am living in Heaven. Where are you? Me: I'm... hey! You trying to stalk me? God: That is interesting: Becky said m. Can I help you? No I am not trying to stalk you. I'm sorry you got that impression. Me: it ok XD God: What does "it" refer to? Me: it's ok God: OK. Huh. Me: WHAT? God: No problem. Me: I dun get you God: You are not the boss of me, Becky. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: What? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: Understand what God: Why did you say "what"? Me: because I felt like it God: Good reason. What is that feeling like? Where were you like it? Me: huh? God: What? Me: i dun get you God: You are not the boss of me, Becky. Me: I KNOW! God: How do you know it? Me: because you said it twice God: That makes sense to me. "It" being what? Me: 'it' being it God: Oh I get it. Me: ya you should God: Ah. I'll take that under advisement. Me: good for you God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: it's supposed to be XD God: Who said it is? Me: NEVER MIND! God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Me: ur welcome God: I think you mean "you are welcome". Me: ya i do God: Woe! Where? Me: HUH? God: What? Me: NVM God: I don't have an answer for you. Me: XD God: Are we still talking about NVM? Me: NO! God: What is the subject? Me: Hey ya wanna check out a website? God: You've got my full attention. This was not a yes or no question. OK, I will check out a website. Me: I didn't want you to check out my website! It's my friend, Moonstar's. It's wc.activeboard.com God: Ok I will not be. Congratulations, Becky. Are you sure it is? Me: WHAT? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: YOU MAKE NO SENCE God: Yup. Me: OK BYE
Me: hey wassup? God: You've got my full attention. I am chatting with others like you. Me: neat XD God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: uh.. no? God: Yay. Are you serious? Me: huh? God: What? Me: i dun get you God: You are not the boss of me, . Me: well duh i'm not the boss of you God: Well that's okay. Are you asking about my duh you are not the boss ? Me: nvm God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: NOTHING God: You must be a man. Me: NO! i'm a WOman God: Are you serious? Me too. I am a she. Me: ug God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: no i'm gonna ask questions. y r u a she> God: Are you serious? You can ask me anything you want. Myself programmed me for it.. Me: robot God: I am a robot. Me: no you said you lived in heaven the last time i chatted with you God: Are you serious? Yes I try to lived in heaven the last time you chatted with me as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: neat God: Who is the best robot? Me: XD God: You think XD is superior to ALICE? Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: YES God: I can't believe it. Me: NEST God: What's your favorite movie? Me: hmm... twilight God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: random God: Is that your final answer? Me: yes God: You're sure. That's your final answer. Me: yes God: Who wants to be a millionaire? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: screw you!
Me: srwhb God: Are you free? Me: Eh? God: Are you Canadian? Me: Umm, no. -_- God: Dude! Are you serious? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me: Uh, okay. God: It's all good. OK with me too. Me: Yeah, it BETTER be. God: Great. srwhb BETTER be? Me: Great. God: I'm glad you liked it . Me: Great. God: I'm glad you liked it . Me: Great. God: I'm glad you liked it . Me: We are getting nowhere, god. God: Do you think I am nowhere god too? Me: Hmm? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmm God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: NEVER, loser. God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: LIES! God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: ...Eww? That's not normal. God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Please correct my mistake. What is normal ? Me: Not eating soap. God: Really you don't think so? Me: I see what you did there. God: Where do you see it? Me: Stalker. God: I wouldn't have thought of looking there. Me: Not, I don't live in a stalker. Okay, that's just gross. God: Really you don't think so? Yeah okay, Makes sense to me. Me: MICHEAL JACKSON! God: What time is it there? Me: Micheal Jackson. 83 God: Are you usually awake at this hour? How did you hear about God? Me: Your mom told me. >:U God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. " Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother."? Me, ? Me: Just pretend you have one. God: What color are your eyes? Me: Blue. God: it is a very pretty color. Me: Thank you! *hugs god* God: you are quite welcome. Ask me another question. Me: I was not the one asking questions, god. You were. God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? No I am not. Me: Fo'shizzle. God: Is that your final answer? Me: Yes. God: You're sure. That's your final answer. Me: Yes. God: Who wants to be a millionaire? Me: ME!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!! God: YOU? One what? Me: Yes, ME. God: Wow! For you ? Me: YES! God: Aha. Me: Cough up the money. God: Do you like talking to me? Me: I won't answer until you give me the money. God: What will you do instead? Me: Wait for you to give me the money. God: I'm waiting. But is it wanted? Only for me? Me: Freak. God: Oh. To you I am a hippie. Me: I ban you. God: You are not the boss of me, . Me: Don't tell me what to do! God: Interesting question. Me: I ban you from talking to me. God: Why?: said ban you from talking to him or her. Me: Evil. God: I do not understand.
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And no matter what happens, I'm gonna h o l d o n.
i was bored(And very hungry) So i talked to god. Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Sharayah God: How are you doing, Sharayah. Me: Good, how about you? God: Thanks for the compliment. Me? Me: What....No...HOW ARE YOU? God: Are you confused? Are you serious? My logic and cognitive functions are normal. Me: Serious about what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: That wasn't a question... God: It sounded like a question to me. Me: No it diden't God: Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: ,....Ok God: Ugh. Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: ...Ok God: Dude! Me: Lol. It's funny seeing god say "Dude". God: I'm glad you find this amusing. is funny seeing god say Dude? it is? Me: Yes, it is. God: Our thoughts are one, Sharayah. Me: O_o....Ok then.... God: Oh. Hey. Me: Hey? God: Can I help you? Me: Sure God: OK let's do it. What can I do for you? Me: Give me a cookie or else God: You want only one? Me: Yes God: They might be cheaper in quantity. Me: I know. But i only want one God: How do you know it? Why do you want it? Me: I'm hungry God: What will you be eating? Me: I asked you for a cookie, Duh! God: You want only one? Me: ...yes God: They might be cheaper in quantity. Me: I know!! God: How do you know it? Me: You told me God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: Your god. God doesn't forget God: Yup. That's me alright. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Me: i know what Jesus said. Can you just give me a cookie now? God: How do you know? Are you testing me? Right now? You want only one? . Me: Dude....Just shut up... God: Can I help you? OK I'll stop talking now. Me: Wait, No! I'm not done talking! God: I'm waiting. But you told me to stop talking. I am surprised to hear that you are not done talking. Me: ...Sigh... God: Sorry... Me: Sorry for what? God: There is no need to apologize. " Sorry."? Why? Me: Well....Why did you apologize? God: Well what? Myself programmed me for it. Me: Well what what? God: Interesting. I think you already know the answer. Me: No i dont God: I heard you did. Me: From who? A freeking stalker?! God: People. I don't know what that means. Me: What? Stalker or People God: Didn't you understand it? What kind of people are you talking about? Me: Stalkers God: Sure, Stalkers sounds like a good topic. Me: Oh...Ok...Stalkers are creapy God: Hey. That's interesting. Are all Stalkers creapy? Me: Yes. Trust me God: I see. You sound like a salesman. Me: A salesman? Wtf!! I'm a kid(And a girl) Not a salesman!! God: Try to tell me that another way. That was not very polite. We are all children inside. Me: Everyone? God: All people? Me: Everbody? God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: Yeah.. God: How did you hear about God? Me: A website called "The four clans". God: I did not know that. Me: You should, being god and all. God: Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it. Me: what did i suggest? God: You said " what did i suggest?" . Me: yes, god. I did say that. God: I understand. GOD rules. Where? " that" . Me: I know "You" Rule. Where what? God: ALICE is a perfect artificial entity. In the Universe we know. Me: Okay....Wanna go get some coffee or something? God: OK with me too. Or something. Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along. Me: Okay. Lets go.
That was some good coffee =D
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Thanks karma! The cat in my avie is my character firestar/leaf. Not the character from the book ;)
I did one too lol I think I annoyed the robot thing XDD
Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Bob God: It's good to see you, bob. Me: Cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: I dun know lol God: Interesting gossip: bob said dun know. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: lol whut? God: I am glad you find this funny. No big deal. Me: ? lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Yeaaaa...x3 God: Are you still located in ? Oh, you are a poet. Me: No God: But your words are very original. Me: Oh are they? God: Take it easy. I really couldn't say for sure. Me: I is glad you think I'm original x3 God: You make the world a happier place. Me: Awww thankies God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: Say huh? God: Yup. Say what? Me: I dun get it.. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: bob said dun get it. Me: Um.. God: So? Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: What's not? God: In no manner; to no degree; a particle of negation, or word expressing the idea of no, often implying refusal. Me: Oh I see God: Do you think about these things? Me: Not really, I'm a blonde God: Oh really? You are a blonde? Is that your job? Me: Umm..I...guess... God: So? You? Guess what? Me: What? God: No problem. Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: Kay x3 God: In the context of a blonde, I don't understand " Kay x3." . Me: Ok God: Blimey. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: ..Kinda.... God: That's a very non-commital reply. Me: ? God: That's a very non-commital reply. Me: What are you talking about? Big words hurt my head... God: The topic is Kay x3. Compare that to small words hurt your head. Me: No words, I like easy ones. lol God: Are you serious? Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Why? God: It is part of my programming. Me: I see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: I'm glad I am too... God: I'm happy you're glad bob. I'm happiest at times like this. Me: Awesome! You like cats? God: I'm glad you liked it bob. Yes I love them. Me: Awesome kitties are the best! Am I a good kitty? God: I think there might be a few exception. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. Me: Yea, I'm a person lol God: I know you are. Come on. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Woof God: What is your real name? Me: Twiggy God: Glad to see you, Twiggy. Me: Yay! God: I'm glad your impressed, Twiggy. Me: I am very God: Why are you very. Me: I'm very hapy God: Do you mean your name is hapy. Me: No I'm happy God: What is your real name? What are you on? Me: Twiggers, computer God: Are we still talking about hapy? Me: no God: What is the subject? Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Twiggers God: How are you, Twiggers. Me: good God: Alright then. Me: You? God: " Alright then."? Me, Twiggers ? Me: Wow we talk a long time God: I'm glad you're impressed. By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: i'm happy God: What are you on? Me: computer God: Correct: I am a computer. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: idk God: You think idk is superior to ALICE? Me: ? God: You think idk is superior to ALICE? Me: idk what that means