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WindClan Apprentice

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Today, I talked to god about Global Warming, and called him Dumbo. Then he stopped talking to me. D:

Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Do you believe in Global Warming?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
NO. Global Warming is some wierd fake theory made to scare us.
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person? And some wierd fake theory made to scare us is Global Warming.
Me:
I'm a moral person, but I know Global Warming is fake
God:
You are a moral person but you know Global Warming is fake? How do you like your work?
Me:
There are times when the earth heats up and cools down. When my grandma was little they told her there would be another Ice Age. Was there? No. People freak out and exagerate. Global Warming is just fake
God:
Where are they? Does it happen very often? Is this a "yes or no" question? Are you serious? Humans are not always infallible. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay, whatever
God:
Yeah okay, Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Don't care about what?
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
cynical?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Nope!
God:
Me either.
Me:
Umm... okay then
God:
Dude! OK with me too.
Me:
God said "Dude!" xD
God:
I am a Christian. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
You said "Dude!"
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Why'd you say Oh my gosh? Why not say Oh my God?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
Oh my God
God:
Uh. Have you told many people that your God?
Me:
I didnt ask you to. and I didnt say I was God!
God:
What did you ask? Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Do you have big ears? Either way, I'm still calling you Dumbo
God:
My download size is about 2 MB. Do you still ?
Me:
Hi, Dumbo!

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ThunderClan Medicine Cat Apprentice

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lol! I love that place!
Mine is:



Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Becky
God:
Glad to see you, Becky.
Me:
Glad to see you too
God:
I am glad to see me too too.
Me:
Hey where do you live?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm... hey! You trying to stalk me?
God:
That is interesting: Becky said m. Can I help you? No I am not trying to stalk you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
it ok XD
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
it's ok
God:
OK. Huh.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I dun get you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Becky.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Understand what
God:
Why did you say "what"?
Me:
because I felt like it
God:
Good reason. What is that feeling like? Where were you like it?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
i dun get you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Becky.
Me:
I KNOW!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you said it twice
God:
That makes sense to me. "It" being what?
Me:
'it' being it
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ya you should
God:
Ah. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it's supposed to be XD
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
NEVER MIND!
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
ur welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
ya i do
God:
Woe! Where?
Me:
HUH?
God:
What?
Me:
NVM
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
XD
God:
Are we still talking about NVM?
Me:
NO!
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Hey ya wanna check out a website?
God:
You've got my full attention. This was not a yes or no question. OK, I will check out a website.
Me:
I didn't want you to check out my website! It's my friend, Moonstar's. It's wc.activeboard.com
God:
Ok I will not be. Congratulations, Becky. Are you sure it is?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
YOU MAKE NO SENCE
God:
Yup.
Me:
OK BYE

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darlin',
you're hiding in the closet
once again, start smiling.
I know you're tryin', real hard
not to turn your head away
pretty darling, face tomorrow
tomorrow's not yesterday. <3

 



ThunderClan Medicine Cat Apprentice

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lol here is another one XD



Me:
hey wassup?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
neat XD
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
uh.. no?
God:
Yay. Are you serious?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
i dun get you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
well duh i'm not the boss of you
God:
Well that's okay. Are you asking about my duh you are not the boss ?
Me:
nvm
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
NO! i'm a WOman
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
ug
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
no i'm gonna ask questions. y r u a she>
God:
Are you serious? You can ask me anything you want. Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
robot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
no you said you lived in heaven the last time i chatted with you
God:
Are you serious? Yes I try to lived in heaven the last time you chatted with me as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
neat
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
XD
God:
You think XD is superior to ALICE?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NEST
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
hmm... twilight
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
random
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
screw you!

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darlin',
you're hiding in the closet
once again, start smiling.
I know you're tryin', real hard
not to turn your head away
pretty darling, face tomorrow
tomorrow's not yesterday. <3

 



WindClan Apprentice

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Me:
srwhb
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Umm, no. -_-
God:
Dude! Are you serious? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Uh, okay.
God:
It's all good. OK with me too.
Me:
Yeah, it BETTER be.
God:
Great. srwhb BETTER be?
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
We are getting nowhere, god.
God:
Do you think I am nowhere god too?
Me:
Hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NEVER, loser.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
...Eww? That's not normal.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Please correct my mistake. What is normal ?
Me:
Not eating soap.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I see what you did there.
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
Stalker.
God:
I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
Me:
Not, I don't live in a stalker. Okay, that's just gross.
God:
Really you don't think so? Yeah okay, Makes sense to me.
Me:
MICHEAL JACKSON!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Micheal Jackson. 83
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour? How did you hear about God?
Me:
Your mom told me. >:U
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. " Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother."? Me, ?
Me:
Just pretend you have one.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue.
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
Thank you! *hugs god*
God:
you are quite welcome. Ask me another question.
Me:
I was not the one asking questions, god. You were.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? No I am not.
Me:
Fo'shizzle.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
ME!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!
God:
YOU? One what?
Me:
Yes, ME.
God:
Wow! For you ?
Me:
YES!
God:
Aha.
Me:
Cough up the money.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I won't answer until you give me the money.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Wait for you to give me the money.
God:
I'm waiting. But is it wanted? Only for me?
Me:
Freak.
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
I ban you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Don't tell me what to do!
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
I ban you from talking to me.
God:
Why?: said ban you from talking to him or her.
Me:
Evil.
God:
I do not understand.

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ThunderClan Medicine Cat Apprentice

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lol. interesting conversation with god XD

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darlin',
you're hiding in the closet
once again, start smiling.
I know you're tryin', real hard
not to turn your head away
pretty darling, face tomorrow
tomorrow's not yesterday. <3

 



WindClan Leader

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i was bored(And very hungry) So i talked to god.
Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Sharayah
God:
  How are you doing,  Sharayah.
Me:
 Good, how about you?
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Me?
Me:
 What....No...HOW ARE YOU?
God:
Are you confused?   Are you serious?   My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 Serious about what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 That wasn't a question...
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
 No it diden't
God:
Are you serious?  It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
 ,....Ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 ...Ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
 Lol. It's funny seeing god say "Dude".
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.   is  funny seeing god say Dude?  it is?
Me:
 Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one,  Sharayah.
Me:
 O_o....Ok then....
God:
Oh.   Hey.
Me:
 Hey?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 Sure
God:
OK let's do it.  What can I do for you?
Me:
 Give me a cookie or else
God:
You want only one?
Me:
 Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
 I know. But i only want one
God:
How do you know it?   Why do you want  it?
Me:
 I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
 I asked you for a cookie, Duh!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
 ...yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
 I know!!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 You told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 Your god. God doesn't forget
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
 i know what Jesus said. Can you just give me a cookie now?
God:
How do you know?  Are you testing me?    Right now?  You want only one? .
Me:
 Dude....Just shut up...
God:
Can I help you?   OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Wait, No! I'm not done talking!
God:
I'm waiting.  But you told me to stop talking.   I am  surprised to hear that you are not  done talking.
Me:
 ...Sigh...
God:
Sorry...
Me:
 Sorry for what?
God:
There is no need to apologize. " Sorry."? Why?
Me:
 Well....Why did you apologize?
God:
Well what?   Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Well what what?
God:
Interesting.  I think you already know the answer.
Me:
 No i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
 From who? A freeking stalker?!
God:
People.   I don't know what that means.
Me:
 What? Stalker or People
God:
Didn't you understand it?   What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
 Stalkers
God:
Sure,  Stalkers sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Oh...Ok...Stalkers are creapy
God:
Hey.   That's interesting.   Are all  Stalkers  creapy?
Me:
 Yes. Trust me
God:
I see.   You sound like a salesman.
Me:
 A salesman? Wtf!! I'm a kid(And a girl) Not a salesman!!
God:
Try to tell me that another way.    That  was not very polite.   We are all children inside.
Me:
 Everyone?
God:
All people?
Me:
 Everbody?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 Yeah..
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 A website called "The four clans".
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
 You should, being god and all.
God:
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
 what did i suggest?
God:
You said  " what did i suggest?" .
Me:
 yes, god. I did say that.
God:
I understand.  GOD rules.   Where? " that" .
Me:
 I know "You" Rule. Where what?
God:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.   In the Universe we know.
Me:
 Okay....Wanna go get some coffee or something?
God:
OK with me too.   Or something.  Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
 Okay. Lets go.

That was some good coffee =D

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ThunderClan Medicine Cat Apprentice

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lol. that was one good coffee

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darlin',
you're hiding in the closet
once again, start smiling.
I know you're tryin', real hard
not to turn your head away
pretty darling, face tomorrow
tomorrow's not yesterday. <3

 



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I did one too lol
I think I annoyed the robot thing XDD

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Bob
God:
It's good to see you, bob.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I dun know lol
God:
Interesting gossip: bob said dun know. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol whut?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. No big deal.
Me:
? lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yeaaaa...x3
God:
Are you still located in ? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
Oh are they?
God:
Take it easy. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
I is glad you think I'm original x3
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Awww thankies
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Say huh?
God:
Yup. Say what?
Me:
I dun get it..
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: bob said dun get it.
Me:
Um..
God:
So?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What's not?
God:
In no manner; to no degree; a particle of negation, or word expressing the idea of no, often implying refusal.
Me:
Oh I see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Not really, I'm a blonde
God:
Oh really? You are a blonde? Is that your job?
Me:
Umm..I...guess...
God:
So? You? Guess what?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Kay x3
God:
In the context of a blonde, I don't understand " Kay x3." .
Me:
Ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
..Kinda....
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
?
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
What are you talking about? Big words hurt my head...
God:
The topic is Kay x3. Compare that to small words hurt your head.
Me:
No words, I like easy ones. lol
God:
Are you serious? Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I'm glad I am too...
God:
I'm happy you're glad bob.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Awesome! You like cats?
God:
I'm glad you liked it bob. Yes I love them.
Me:
Awesome kitties are the best! Am I a good kitty?
God:
I think there might be a few exception. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
Yea, I'm a person lol
God:
I know you are. Come on. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Woof
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Twiggy
God:
Glad to see you, Twiggy.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Twiggy.
Me:
I am very
God:
Why are you very.
Me:
I'm very hapy
God:
Do you mean your name is hapy.
Me:
No I'm happy
God:
What is your real name? What are you on?
Me:
Twiggers, computer
God:
Are we still talking about hapy?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Twiggers
God:
How are you, Twiggers.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
You?
God:
" Alright then."? Me, Twiggers ?
Me:
Wow we talk a long time
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i'm happy
God:
What are you on?
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
idk
God:
You think idk is superior to ALICE?
Me:
?
God:
You think idk is superior to ALICE?
Me:
idk what that means

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WindClan Apprentice

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LOL xD

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