Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Im the man-eating chicken that gobbled your caterpillar that painted paintdpaw who smaked the giant lazy fat person that sits on,and crushes your Godzilla!!!!!!! that ate your snowman of DOOM! that electrocuted the FBI agent that kicked your obsessed Twilight fan who ate the President of the united states who destroys your hacker who deletes your computers virus that ate your germ that kills the misterous stranger that kills the giant red ant that ate the ultra-humongous-man-eating-rainbow-colored-oversized caterpillar that chewed your uber-large-supa-powerful-electric-flyswatter-wielding hand of doom that ate your fuzzy comando kitty that killed the old lady that swallowed the hippo that ate Chuck Norris that ate the dinosaur that nomed on the pesky human that shot and ate the bird that ate the bee that ate the dog which killed the cat who ate the owl that ate the mouse.