Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Dredgeheart · RiverClan Warrior

RE: homework excuses

Lilacpool · RiverClan Medicine Cat

i sat on my homework, forgot i sat on it, then couldnt find it. too bad!

Dredgeheart · RiverClan Warrior

My dog ate my homework. (He really did =[ )

Mistypaw · ThunderClan Apprentice

i was about to do but then when i was righting my name my pencil broke :D

Lilyspirit · RiverClan Warrior

I know this isn't homework, but I was late to school and you're supposed to put "name", "home #", "date", and "reason to why you're late". For reason, I put;

Was attacked by penguins.

And then we do these whings called drops in school, where you write a good deed that somebody did on a slip of paper and put it in the drop box, so my friend Moo wrote me a drop that said "Thank you brooke for survivng the deadly penguin attack and saving us all from sure peril."

I love my life sometimes. [;

Florestadream · RiverClan Warrior

I didn't do my homework because it spontaniously combusted before my very eyes and so I had to throw it out my window but then it lit a lamp on fire in a barn and a cow knocked over the lamp and burned the farm. And plus, my friend wouldn't let me copy.

Scorchheart · ShadowClan Warrior

HEy! I've got one!
I NO UNDERSTAND LANGUAGE OF HOME WORK. Bzzzt! ME ROBOT MONKEY!

Mistypaw · ThunderClan Apprentice

haha
I could not do my homework because *drumroll* I chose not to

Scorchheart · ShadowClan Warrior

Oh! I got one!
My homework melted after seeing my brother!

Florestadream · RiverClan Warrior

Student: I didn't do my homework, because, quite frankly, I fell asleep in your class and had no idea what i was doing, and since I was also too lazy to call up my friends for help I merely decided against the hideous task of doing that Algebra homework. And plus, whatever you say comes to me ears as, "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH, and so on." I mean, you really trusted me at the back of the room? Anyways, I'll just grab my blanket from the closet so I can take my fifteen end-of-the-class nap. Night!

Teacher: *I'll pretend that made sense and let her get away with it. Dang her and her confusing reasons.*