Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

The Nosensical Story 2

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

"We live again?" the members of Starclan all asked.
"Like OMGZ! We can so go to the mall again and like totally buy all those amazing dresses," Preppy Bluestar said.
"Like totally!" Tigerstar said.
"O.o" emotioned the members of Starclan.
"XD" emotioned the King of the Red-Eyes.
"OMGZZZZ!!! IT'S A GIANT DINOSAUR!!!" 8luestar screamed.
"DANCE PARTY!! NOW!!!" Bluestar shouted.
The members of Starclan began to dance.
"NOOOOO!!!" Screamed the King of the Red-Eyes as he vanished into a puff of smoke.

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

Narrator watched as events began to develop, leaning against the Pillar of Dude, What Is This Here For?
"Ah, the mighty Pillar of Dude, What Is This Here For? -- magnificent!" he said in a passable Michael Dorn impression. "Now to find something to do..."

Dragonstar · ShadowClan Leader

While the members of Starclan were dancing like a bunch of idiots. Batman shouted, "ZOMGZ!!!111!!!11!!1!1 POPCORN GOD!!!111!!!!!!1!1!"
Everyone turned to stare at a massive popcorn making machine.
"It's so beautiful..." 8luestar said

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

"Christmas tiiiiiime is here...
Full of looooove and cheer..."
Despite the presence of the Popcorn God (whom StarClan was worshiping via decorating it like a Christmas tree) they could not help but stare in fear at the Peanuts kids, moving around choppily as they ice skated on the pond floating in the air on the ground. How that worked, I am not too sure.

"POPCORN GOD DEMANDS A DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH SACRIFICE!" Batman yelled, springing forward. He tripped on the spring that his legs were inside of. Pulling it off, he leaped forward, snatching up the peanuts and eating them before grabbing the Peanuts kids and tossing them into the Popcorn God's maw. How it got a maw, I am not sure.

"POPCORN GOD IS PLEEEEAAAAssssssseeeeed....!" Team Rocket yelled as they flew past, having been sent flying by another of Pikechu's attacks.

Scorchheart · ShadowClan Warrior

I think I'll make this active again. I like it!

While everybody and the peanuts were going hay wire, Scooby doo came in and used his magical powers to turn every body but the warrior cats into Scooby Snacks! He ran up and at them, leaving the warrior cats to stare at what was left of the all mighty popcorn machine. "Oh...my....starclan...he killed poppy!" Firestar cried in aggony as they all payed vigile for the popcorn machine, when suddenly, Scooby Doo pulls out a hot Fudge ice cream banana split machine! They all forget about the popcorn machine and start to worship it, while scooby sings"SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!" Then Mr. Mc Muffin my evil servant comes in and sarts chasing all of them around with a toaster shouting"Iizmr.mcmuffin!

Wyvernclaw · WindClan Warrior

"Like, hey, yo, Scooby-Doo! Like, totally check out this righteous totally awesome like box of like delicious Scooby-Snacks over like here like like like!" Shaggy called, holding up a Bob-Omb dressed like a box of Scooby-Snacks.
"RUH-ROH! RAGGY! RET RO! RAT'S A ROB-OMB!" Scooby exclaimed. His accent made him impossible to understand; as such, Shaggy did nothing but try to pry open the Bob-Omb, who was getting quite angry. "Rar rou ristening ro re!? RO? RELLO!?! RINE!"
Angry like a bull on Valentines' Day who just broke up with his girlfriend and was now being harassed by Batman wearing a red Cupid outfit while singing "Kumbayah," Scooby reached off screen and pulled out a shotgun. Taking aim, he pulled the trigger.

"Rhat the?" he asked, as a stick with a roll-up message came out of the end. "Ramunitin rold reparately? RAH!!!!"
Unfortunately the Bob-Omb chose to blow up at that moment, sending everyone flying away. Not only was Everyone sent away, but as were the members of StarClan, Narrator, Shaggy, Scooby and the people from Monty Python.
"I'm getting sick of that jooooooke....!" Everyone yelled angrily as he was flying away, in a passable impression of Team Rocket.

Scorchheart · ShadowClan Warrior

Suddenly, the ACDC band popped up and started singing causing a massive explosion while scorchheart dragged wyvern into the mess, and went running away from Cloudandis of sv\nowpack with Normady flying over them dropping popcorn machines all over the place while trying to hit them, then freezafrom dragon ball Z pops up and starts trying to use Kami Hami Ha but only Goku can and then the all mighty popcorn machines try to take over the world and bring The warrior cats back to life and then Scorchheart turns Noormady into a hamburger whie Harry Potter and Ron do a skit.
"Harry come quick!Dumbledor's been in some sort of accident!"
"Oh my gosh was it seriouse?!"
"No it was snape!"
"WHY THAT HOBGOBLIN!"

And then the world is thrown into madness and paranola consumes everbody who starts thinking of chocolate for some random reason.

oc: yay! It's back! But everything I typed went all haywire!