Warrior Cats: The Four Clans

Ok, I've been writing a good bit, but they're not stories, but short things, so this is for those xD
And uhh some of these may be censored/altered a bit cause I've picked up a bad vocabulay this year XD
A lot of them might be South Park related haha But I'll throw some Warriors and other stuff in there at some point :3
A LOT OF THIS MIGHT BE A PART OF FAN FICS I DONT PLAN TO FINISH XD
This is just a collection of some of my fan-fics from the past month or two.



Warriors: His Last Stand [Unfinished, might not ever be]


"Father! Mother! No! This cant be happening!"
That memory. My sisters cry. My parents death..It all haunted me. My name- that's not important right now, I failed my father, his last wishes. I could never do it. I abandoned my Clan and the last of my family-my sister-not to long ago, I ran off to a new Clan, they said they could help ease my pain, but they've done nothing but make it worse. I could never hide my memories. But on the bright side, I do have a great friend and a so called "friend" here in my new Clan. I have no idea what left to do with my life, but I guess I'll have to figure it out at some point..

"Lastpaw! Get your butt out and get out here for training!" Ugh..if there's anything more that bugs me, it's when she wakes me up for training. "I'm coming.." I slowly rose from my mossy bed in the apprentice's den, staggering, I managed to get to my feet and walk out. "What is it today Twigpaw?" "Oh you'll see." The brown she-cat giggled and bounded off to the clearing where we were to train. But as you all would know, I had to follow her, well, couldnt be that bad atleast. A smile whipped across his face as he chased the she-cat to the clearing, the wind was blowing evenly, it blew Lastpaw's fur and he let out a slight purr. "I heard that tough guy." Twigpaw smirked "Shut up." Lastpaw teased jokingly, he leaped on her and playfully nipped her ear, the she cat shrieked playfully.
"LASTPAW! TWIGPAW! Enough with this foolerery"
Twigpaw was quick to jump up and sit in line, for the cat that just showed up was Littleheart. Littleheart was one of the meanest cats I'd ever meet, and I swear she hated me!
"Twigpaw, it's time for your training, leave this fool here to wait for his mentor, I bet that old goon is out greeting the whole Clan again."
I could'nt help but laugh, this cat I swear sounded like a man! I was just busting out laughing in front of this fat cats face! I mean, how much freshkill did she have this morning?
"Lastpaw, stop. Please. You're gonna get yourself in so much trouble.." Twigpaw warned me.
"How dare you! How dare you laugh at me! What's so funny anyways!!??"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didnt know the monsters came out in the forest!" I busted out laughing again. "Lastpaw! Please!!" Twigpaw whispered at me, she was still sitting and facing her mentor.
"Why you little--" She raised her paw up-claws out- to give me a good hit, but just in time, Freedomstar came over and meowed calmly,
"Littleheart, I'd like my apprentice now before you knock the snot out of him please."
Saved by the leader. Thank StarClan for her.
Littleheart growled and walked off, she called to Twigpaw in a grunt "Come on Twigpaw, we aint got all day.." Twigpaw added in softly "Yes ma'am.." And they walked off.
I suddenly started to think and bust out "Hey, where's Fatpaw?"
"Fatpaw? I hope you mean Batpaw?" Freedomstar scolded
"Not so much." Lastpaw laughed.
"Whatever." Freedomstar laughed back.


Random Skits that arent funny what so ever XD

[In Twigstorm's house]
-Twigstorm, Kenny, Silverpaw, and Cartman are playing Band Hero-

Twigstorm- *Playing Guitar*
Kenny- *Playing Drums*
Silverpaw- *Playing Bass*
Cartman- *Singing "PokerFace"* I wanna roll with him a heart pair we will be, I dont give a crap to whales. so go and hug a tree-*Interrupped*
-Everyone stops-
Twigstorm- Cartman! You cant say that!
Cartman- So? I'll sing whatever I want!
Twigstorm- *Growls* So you dont care about whales!?
Kenny- Mphh mpph mrph. [I dont give a crap about 'em either]
Silverpaw- What'd he say?
Twigstorm- KENNY D: You dont care either!!??
Kenny- Mph. [No]
Cartman- I mean seriously, who cares?
Twigstorm- I do D:
Cartman- So?
Twigstorm- Silverpaw! You aint even saying anything!!
Silverpaw- Why should I? He sounds hot this way :D
Twigstorm- AM I THE ONLY TREE HUGGER HERE!!??
Silverpaw- No, I care, I cant change his opition though.
Twigstorm- *Growls lowly and continues to play* Cant believe you..
Cartman- *Stops playing and throws mic down* DANGIT WOMAN! SHUT UP!
Twigstorm- Make me
-Cartman gets a mace out and chases Twigstorm-
Twigstorm- Ah!! You're crazy man!
-The two run out of the room-
Kenny- Mph mprh mrhp? [Should we do something?]
Silverpaw- Nahh
Cartman- *Back in living room, he throws the mace at Twigstorm*
Twigstorm- *Runs by Kenny* OMG! D:
-Mace hits and kills Kenny-
Twigstorm- -Stops and looks at Kenny, then at Cartman, she points at him- OMG! YOU KILLED KENNY!
Silverpaw- YOU *Cencored*!
Cartman- Oops...Oh well dont worry about it anyways. He'll just come back tomorrow.
Twigstorm- Good point.
-They all leave the room-

~

Kenny- AHHHHH!!! *Gets hit by a bus*
Twigstorm- OMG THEY KILLED KENNY! D:
Silverpaw- -Not thilled- Dont care.
Twigstorm- D: But you gotta say the rest of the line!
Silverpaw- I refuse.
Twigstorm- Plz? For Kenny?
Silverpaw- Why should I? He dies every skit he's in and he just comes back in another! So whats the point?! Just so "They" can kill him again? *Walks in the middle of a road*
Twigstorm- Uhh Silverpaw..
Silverpaw- *In the middle of the road* What!?
-Silverpaw gets hit by a car-
Twigstorm- Ya, you'll just come back in another skit too, so I aint gonna say anything for you :3
Silverpaw's Ghost- Dangit..:[


First South Park Fan Fic I ever wrote: [Never to be finished haha]

 Kyle and Stan sat along the sidewalk next to the bus stop where they'd always hung out when they were younger, they shared an ipod headset, one had the left, other had the right. Stan held the ipod, randomly changing the song as he felt. Snow felt lightly around them even though there was already three feet on the ground already. The boys were relaxed until suddenly they heard a yell "MPHHPHH!!!" Kenny soon ran up to Stan and Kyle, he removed his hood and started really quickly "You guys! Have you seen my new neighbor!!??" A deep shade of pink crossed his face as he thought about it. Kyle was the first to speak up, he removed the ipod head set from his ear and said "No dude, I havent. Why?" Stan took his headphone out of his ear and turned his ipod off and asked "Yeah dude, why?" Kenny replied back with zeal "It's a girl!!" Kyle and Stan looked at eachother and both asked at the same time "So..?" "Dudes! Dont you get it!? I saw her! She's cute man!! What do I do!?" the pink across Kenny's face turned a darker shade, almost red. Stan and Kyle both turned pink as he mentioned a cute girl, Kyle spoke up "So dude, can we meet her?" Kenny looked unsure at first, but he put his hood back on and muttered a welcoming "Mphmph mpphh" [Sure, follow me.] Kenny walked past his house to the neighbors house with Stan and Kyle following, Kenny went up to the neightbors door and knocked, his face red as could be. A blonde headed girl almost as tall as the boys opened the door, her brown eyes sparkled as she looked at the boys, she was wearing a stunning purple sweater and dark blue jeans, she said in a welcoming voice "Hello there, are y'all the residents around here?" Kenny was the first to speak up "Mprh mrrpphh mrhh mrhp" [Yeah! But I'm your super hot and sexy neighbor!] Kyle looked at Kenny and said "Aw dude! Why would you say that right now!? You just met her!" The girl looked confused and asked "What'd he say?" Stan was the one to reply "You dont wanna know." The girl just looked confused and she said "Oh, well excuse me for being rude, I'm Lauren Frostabrez." Kenny blushed more, but he tried to hide it. Kyle smiled and said "Nice to meet you Lauren, I'm Kyle Broflovski, that's Stan Marsh. And that rude piece of ---t is Kenny McCormick." Kenny suddenly got a look of rage on his face and shouted "MPH!" [HEY!] Stan remarked "Well dude, you kinda are.." Kenny knew Stan didnt make the remark he was rude the first time, but he couldnt help himself, he threw himself on Stan and punched him several times, Stan did all he knew to do, he fought back. Kyle and Lauren both watched, Lauren had a look of distress on his face, Kyle turned Lauren from the fight, he looked her dead in the eyes with his deep green eyes and said "Dont worry abo--..." His voice trail trailed off as he got lost in her dark brown eyes. Kyle suddenly started blushing and he let her go, she was blushing too. Stan and Kenny stopped fighting, they only stopped cause Kenny was the one who stopped it. Stan had a bloody nose and a few bruises, while Kenny only had a few slight bruises and one to two bloody bruises, Kenny's jaw dropped as he saw Kyle with Lauren, he blushed dark red and tears ran down his face, he slowly got up and walked to his house and slammed the door behind him. Kyle looked away from Lauren for a second and went to Stan, he helped him up and asked "Dude, you ok?" Stan got up and held his nose, he said "Yeah, I think I'll be fine." Lauren couldnt help but speak up "Here, come on in and you can get cleaned up." She smiled as Stan grinned and said "Thanks." Lauren walked into her house and Stan and Kyle followed. Lauren showed Stan where the bathroom was and she left him alone, she walked to the livingroom where Kyle was sitting on the couch, she sat down next to him and asked "So is that Kenny guy always like that?" "Like what?" "I dunno, just how he just asked." Kyle turned away from her and said "No, he's not." He begun to lie "And I dont know why he just did." Even though he did "Cartman normally is." Lauren said in an excited tone "Oh, so I'll get to meet everyone else of this town soon?" Kyle smiled and said "Yeah, there's a lot of nice people here, you'll get to meet most of them at school." Stan walked out of the bathroom and sat on the other side of Kyle "Dang dude, Kenny can punch hard.." Stan layed back and put his hand on his face. Kyle looked at his friend worryingly and said "Dont worry dude, you'll be fine." Stan moaned "Dude, I gotta go home. This is unbearable.." Stan got up and opened the front door and said to Lauren "It was nice meet you. See ya at school tomorrow." Lauren said her farewell as he closed the door and started to walk home.
    The next morning at school the students reported to Mr. Garrison's 8th grade class, the whole class was talking and noisy. Kenny and Stan were talking, Kenny said in a sorrowful voice "Mph mrph mrrh.." [Sorry about yesterday..] Stan smiled and nodded "Dont worry about it dude." Stan looked around the classroom "Hey, where's Kyle and Lauren?" Mr. Garrison walked into the classroom and started "Ok class settle down, today we're supposed to be getting a new student, but she seems to not be here yet, so let's take role." Mr. Garrison started to call out names as the kids raised their hands in respond to being present "Kenny. Butters. Cartman. Clyde. Dog Poo. Bebe. Stan. Wendy. Token. Timmy. Jimmy. Tweek. Craig. Pip. Jason and Kyle." When Mr. Garrison didnt didnt get a responce for Kyle he stood up and asked "Has anyone seen Kyle today?" As soon as he said that, Kyle and Lauren walked into the classroom, they held hands and today Lauren wore one of Kyle's neon green scarfs and an instead of a purple sweater, she was wearing a pink one. Kyle said "Sorry for being late Mr. Garrison." Mr. Garrison looked at the kids and said "You're excused, now sit down." Kyle went to his seat next to Stan and sat down. Mr. Garrison looked at Lauren and said "Ah, you must be the new student, please, indroduce yourself, and after words you can have Kenny's seat." Kenny looked at Mr. Garrison and yelled "MPH!" [HEY!] Mr. Garrison rolled his eyes and said "Quiet down Kenny, you can sit on the other side of Cartman." Kenny sighed and went to the seat next to Cartman and sat down. After Lauren had introduced herself, she took the seat Mr. Garrison had given her. As Mr. Garrison was speaking to the class, Stan wrote on a piece of paper and passed it to Kyle, Kyle took the note and read it to himself, then replied and passed it back, but when he went to pass it back Mr. Garrison saw it and went and took it from the boys, he asked "Boys, is there anything in this note I can share with the class?" Stan and Kyle both shook their heads and said quickly "No Mr. Garrison!" Mr. Garrison ignored the boys and opened the note, he read it outloud "Dude, what happened with you and Lauren after I left yesterday?" Mr. Garrison took a pause and then continued "Nothing really, I mean nothing nasty atleast, her parents are stict about guys at their house. But we did start going out and we were late this morning because I went to pick her up from school this morning and gave her one of my scarfs, we missed the bus too.." Mr. Garrison folded the note up and threw it away. Cartman laughed and pointed at Kyle "Haha! Kyle's got a girlfriend! Even though he just met her! And her parents are strict! Nyahahaha!" Kyle got an angry look on his face and he shouted at him "Shut up Fatboy! You wish you could get a girlfriend as pretty as her!" Cartman when got an annoyed look "Hey! I'm not fat! I'm big boned!!" Kyle laughed and said "Whatever." Cartman shouted "I'll kill you!" Mr. Garrison stopped the arguement and said "Now boys, take it outside after school." Stan sighed and said to Lauren "Ah boy, now he's ticked him off." Lauren looked at Stan worried "he's not gonna hurt him is he?" Stan looked at Lauren and laughed "Who? Cartman? Haha, he couldnt hurt a fly!"
    After school let out Cartman waited out by the flag pole, a crowd of people surrounded him. Lauren and Kyle both walked out of the school, hand in hand, Kyle said to Lauren "Dont worry about me ok, I'll be fine, Cartman cant hurt anyone, but please stay by Stan and Kenny while we're fighting." Lauren nodded and walked with Kyle. They walked threw the crowd of people and Kyle made Lauren stop where Stan and Kenny where, Kyle walked up to Cartman without word, Cartman looked at Kyle in an outraged look, he yelled "Come on Kyle! You can either back out now and walk away with some dignity, or you can fight me and get embarassed infront of your girlfriend!" Kyle put up his fists and said "I will fight you Cartman, and I wont be walking away embarassed! It'll be you!" Without word Cartman threw himself on Kyle and started to fight, Kyle made a surprised scream, Cartman had never fought anyone before, all he did was make threats, Kyle fought back, but he wasnt as strong as Cartman so he was losing. It was 15 minutes into the battle and Kyle had already recived many bruises, a bloody nose, his hat and shirt had been ripped off. Cartman picked Kyle up and threw him threw the crowd and at the school building, Kyle hit the building with a loud thud, breath knocked out of him, he didnt get up. Cartman walked up to him and laughed evily. Lauren watched in horror as Kyle was beat up, she begun to cry. Kenny saw that she was crying and he couldnt help but feel bad for her, he wrapped his arms around her and held her near him, Kenny was blushing. Lauren was surprised at first when a new pair of arm were around her, she turned her head and saw it was Kenny, his hood was off and his blonde hair was blowing in the wintery air, she blushed slighty as she relialzed how handsome he was. The crowd of students walked closer to Kyle and Cartman as they fought, leaving Kenny and Lauren behind a little. When Stan noticed Lauren and Kenny werent near him anymore, he turned around and saw Kenny with his arms around Lauren cuddling her, Stan looked in disbelief and said "Oh crap dude.."


My most recent South Park Fan Fic [Saw Parody]: [Not finished/Super altered due to graphic nature:P]

Kyle lay motionless, blacked out in a strange place. Only moments later, he awoke. No idea where he was, looking around the curly red heads head pounded. He put his hand to his temple and groaned in pain; blood ran down his arm and forehead. The only thing that went through his mind was Where Am I? Whats going on? A chain shackle was attached to his ankle and the wall. He looked in the corner of the strange room to see Stan passed out; blood stained his brown coat, a chain attached to his ankle as well. Kyle looked at him worried and continued to look around, he saw Kenny; hanging up on the wall by his wrist with chains, crimson blood dripped from his dirty blonde hair. Kyles eyes were full of fear now, he had no idea where they were, another question that ran through his mind was Wheres Cartman? He looked around for many moments before seeing the fat freshman lying unconscious on the other side of the room with the same chain around his ankle and attached to the wall. Kenny soon awoke, shaking his head. Feeling a pang of pain strike his wrists he looked down and noticed he was suspended in the air by a few inches, his head throbbed in pain, wincing, Kenny looked around questioningly at where he was. It wasnt but moments later, Stan and Cartman awoke. Kenny looked at the guys and asked in a shaky voice Where the heck are we you guys? Stan looked over at Kenny and said I dunno dude...  He tugged at the chain on his ankle, he stopped and put his hand on his stomach, he had a deep cut wound, and he had no idea whered he acquired it. He groaned in pain. Kyle tugged on his chain, nothing seemed to let go, he sighed and said How are we getting out of here? Cartman looked pissed off, he growled I dunno about you guys, but. Forget you guys. Im going home. He got up and tried to walk off, but only to fall flat on his face by the chain around his ankle. Stupid Kyle growled, he sighed heavily and gripped his arm where it was bleeding, his tattered orange jacket stained.


So yeahh, that's pretty much my writings for the past month, if any grammer things get taken off from copying and pasting from Word, then, of well, I aint fixing it :P
Btw, any Mod peoples, if I left anything unconsored, feel free to fix it, I think I got it all though :3