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TOPIC: Scorchies Random Skits! Coment please!


ShadowClan Warrior

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Scorchies Random Skits! Coment please!


In Fireclan camp:
Scorchpaw:Do ya' like waffles?
Tigerpaw:Wha-?
Scorchpaw:Do ya' like pancakes?
Tigerpaw: What?!
Scorchpaw: Do ya' like french toast?
Tigerpaw: *stares with wide eyes and backs away*
Scorchpaw:*sings louder* dododododododododo can't get enough-fulls!
Tigerpaw:No! Not the waffles song! Stay back!
Scorchpaw: DO YA' LIKE WAFFLES?!
Tigerpaw:NOOOOOOO!
Scorchpaw: DO YA' LIKE PANCAKES?!
Tigerpaw: *runs off screaming* NOOOO! MOMMY! NOT DA WAFFLES SONG!
Scorchpaw:*chases Tigerpaw still singing* DO YA' LIKE FRENCHTOAST?!
Tigerpaw:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Off somewhere in the forest as Rouges:
Stark: Hey guys, I heard this really funny joke! Wanna hear it?
Frostbite:Uh...okay.*Nervousley glances up at him*
Shift: Okay.
Cinder: Oh fine. *gives him a glare of suspicion*
Ashfall: Yay! We could use some funny!*hops around like a crazy bunny wabbit*
Stark: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Shift: He was run over and crushed by a monster in a thunderpath?
Stark:Nope.
Cinder:He fell apart at the scenes?
Stark: Nu-uh.
Frostbite: He was eaten by a dog pack?
Stark: Nadda.
Ashfall: Awww! You guys took all the good answers!
Stark: Well the good news for you is dat' they is all wrong. *grins at the other rouges in Shift's pack*
Cinder: Please tell us the answer!
Frostbite: Yeah, we have to hurry. I don't want to waste any time here.
Stark: Sure. He couldn't cross da' road cause he had no guts! Haha! Get it?
Shift: Haha! Cool joke!
Ashfall: Yeah, good one!
Frostbite\Cinder: *slowly back away and then they run off screaming*Eeeweee! sooo not funny!
Stark: What did I do?
Shift: You freaked those two out.
Ashfall: Yep. They ran off screaming! Haha!
Shift: Hey! *chases poor Ashfall and Stark all over da' place*


-- Edited by Scorchheart on Thursday 11th of March 2010 11:15:19 PM

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ShadowClan Warrior

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Lolz sorry if in greek language, meh stupid computer iz acting up all overz again. D:

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its ok but i can't read it but im pretty sure that im in it

-- Edited by Aurapaw on Friday 12th of March 2010 12:18:54 AM

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ShadowClan Warrior

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Lemme post in english-(improved version)
In Fireclan:
Scorchpaw-Do ya like waffles?
Tigerpaw-wha-?
Whitetail-Scorch?
Scorchpaw-Do ya like pancakes?
Tigerpaw-*backs away in fear* Uhhh? Scorch?
Whitetail-Waffles?! Pancakes?!
Scorpaw-Do ya like frenchtoast?
Tigerpaw-NOOO! NOT THE WAFFLES SONG!
Whitetail-AHHHH! RUN FER IT!
Scorchpaw-*chases them while singing* DO YA LIKE WAFFLES?!
Whitetail-*dargging tigerpaw all overs* NOOO!
Tigerpaw-NOOOOOOOOOOO!


Off somewhere in the forest as Rouges:
Stark: Hey guys, I heard this really funny joke! Wanna hear it?
Frostbite:Uh...okay.*Nervousley glances up at him*
Shift: Okay.
Cinder: Oh fine. *gives him a glare of suspicion*
Ashfall: Yay! We could use some funny!*hops around like a crazy bunny wabbit*
Stark: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Shift: He was run over and crushed by a monster in a thunderpath?
Stark:Nope.
Cinder:He fell apart at the scenes?
Stark: Nu-uh.
Frostbite: He was eaten by a dog pack?
Stark: Nadda.
Ashfall: Awww! You guys took all the good answers!
Stark: Well the good news for you is dat' they is all wrong. *grins at the other rouges in Shift's pack*
Cinder: Please tell us the answer!
Frostbite: Yeah, we have to hurry. I don't want to waste any time here.
Stark: Sure. He couldn't cross da' road cause he had no guts! Haha! Get it?
Shift: Haha! Cool joke!
Ashfall: Yeah, good one!
Frostbite\Cinder: *slowly back away and then they run off screaming*Eeeweee! sooo not funny!
Stark: What did I do?
Shift: You freaked those two out.
Ashfall: Yep. They ran off screaming! Haha!
Shift: Hey! *chases poor Ashfall and Stark all over da' place*



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I haz some new skits up! Yay!

Cloudandis: Borin...boring...boring*looking for something to do*
Rin: CLOUDANDIS! GET OVER HERE! *runs at cloudandis with sledgehammer*
Cloudandis: HOLY! RUN FER IT!*runs away carrying waffle*
Rin: GIMME MEH WAFFLE BACK!
Cloudandis: WAFFLES! WOOT! *jumps over rin and runs with the waffle*
Rin: I WANTZ MEH WAFFLE BACK!
Normady: What the heck is a waffle?!*magicaly appears*
Rin: *glares at normady, then evilly grins at him and holds up sledge hammer*
Normady: Awww crap..O.O
Cloudandis: OMG?! GET IM! *chases normady all over da place, trying to hit him with waffle*
Rin: MWAHAHAHAHA! FACE THE RATH OF WAFFLES!
Normady: Wht the crudders is a waffle?! *tries to fly away but cloudandis throws the waffle at him, hits him in the eye, then he falls*
Cloudandis: *hopps around like a bunneh wabbit with waffle, then smacks norm* THAT'SA WAFFLE!

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ShadowClan Warrior

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thts fromsnowpack rp!

Here's another! =3


Aiano: Rin, no more human food:
Katana: BUT ILIKE A COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!!
Aiano:No, cookies are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Katana: Aiano ates cookies!*mopes in his den*



Snowpack, two days later:
Rin: Waffletime, waffle time, won't you eat waffle of mine?
Aiano: For the last time Rin, IDON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!
Rin: Aiano doesn't like waffles!*puppy pout with really cute and sad eyeas*
Cloudandis: Aiano doesn't like waffles?!
Katana: Aiano doesn't like cookie!
everyone but aiano: I finded a carrot! Aiano! I gots a pancake! Gimme caraboo! Poler bear!
Aiano: Aaaahhh! I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!

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