In Fireclan camp: Scorchpaw:Do ya' like waffles? Tigerpaw:Wha-? Scorchpaw:Do ya' like pancakes? Tigerpaw: What?! Scorchpaw: Do ya' like french toast? Tigerpaw: *stares with wide eyes and backs away* Scorchpaw:*sings louder* dododododododododo can't get enough-fulls! Tigerpaw:No! Not the waffles song! Stay back! Scorchpaw: DO YA' LIKE WAFFLES?! Tigerpaw:NOOOOOOO! Scorchpaw: DO YA' LIKE PANCAKES?! Tigerpaw: *runs off screaming* NOOOO! MOMMY! NOT DA WAFFLES SONG! Scorchpaw:*chases Tigerpaw still singing* DO YA' LIKE FRENCHTOAST?! Tigerpaw:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Off somewhere in the forest as Rouges: Stark: Hey guys, I heard this really funny joke! Wanna hear it? Frostbite:Uh...okay.*Nervousley glances up at him* Shift: Okay. Cinder: Oh fine. *gives him a glare of suspicion* Ashfall: Yay! We could use some funny!*hops around like a crazy bunny wabbit* Stark: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Shift: He was run over and crushed by a monster in a thunderpath? Stark:Nope. Cinder:He fell apart at the scenes? Stark: Nu-uh. Frostbite: He was eaten by a dog pack? Stark: Nadda. Ashfall: Awww! You guys took all the good answers! Stark: Well the good news for you is dat' they is all wrong. *grins at the other rouges in Shift's pack* Cinder: Please tell us the answer! Frostbite: Yeah, we have to hurry. I don't want to waste any time here. Stark: Sure. He couldn't cross da' road cause he had no guts! Haha! Get it? Shift: Haha! Cool joke! Ashfall: Yeah, good one! Frostbite\Cinder: *slowly back away and then they run off screaming*Eeeweee! sooo not funny! Stark: What did I do? Shift: You freaked those two out. Ashfall: Yep. They ran off screaming! Haha! Shift: Hey! *chases poor Ashfall and Stark all over da' place*
-- Edited by Scorchheart on Thursday 11th of March 2010 11:15:19 PM
Lemme post in english-(improved version) In Fireclan: Scorchpaw-Do ya like waffles? Tigerpaw-wha-? Whitetail-Scorch? Scorchpaw-Do ya like pancakes? Tigerpaw-*backs away in fear* Uhhh? Scorch? Whitetail-Waffles?! Pancakes?! Scorpaw-Do ya like frenchtoast? Tigerpaw-NOOO! NOT THE WAFFLES SONG! Whitetail-AHHHH! RUN FER IT! Scorchpaw-*chases them while singing* DO YA LIKE WAFFLES?! Whitetail-*dargging tigerpaw all overs* NOOO! Tigerpaw-NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Off somewhere in the forest as Rouges: Stark: Hey guys, I heard this really funny joke! Wanna hear it? Frostbite:Uh...okay.*Nervousley glances up at him* Shift: Okay. Cinder: Oh fine. *gives him a glare of suspicion* Ashfall: Yay! We could use some funny!*hops around like a crazy bunny wabbit* Stark: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Shift: He was run over and crushed by a monster in a thunderpath? Stark:Nope. Cinder:He fell apart at the scenes? Stark: Nu-uh. Frostbite: He was eaten by a dog pack? Stark: Nadda. Ashfall: Awww! You guys took all the good answers! Stark: Well the good news for you is dat' they is all wrong. *grins at the other rouges in Shift's pack* Cinder: Please tell us the answer! Frostbite: Yeah, we have to hurry. I don't want to waste any time here. Stark: Sure. He couldn't cross da' road cause he had no guts! Haha! Get it? Shift: Haha! Cool joke! Ashfall: Yeah, good one! Frostbite\Cinder: *slowly back away and then they run off screaming*Eeeweee! sooo not funny! Stark: What did I do? Shift: You freaked those two out. Ashfall: Yep. They ran off screaming! Haha! Shift: Hey! *chases poor Ashfall and Stark all over da' place*
Cloudandis: Borin...boring...boring*looking for something to do* Rin: CLOUDANDIS! GET OVER HERE! *runs at cloudandis with sledgehammer* Cloudandis: HOLY! RUN FER IT!*runs away carrying waffle* Rin: GIMME MEH WAFFLE BACK! Cloudandis: WAFFLES! WOOT! *jumps over rin and runs with the waffle* Rin: I WANTZ MEH WAFFLE BACK! Normady: What the heck is a waffle?!*magicaly appears* Rin: *glares at normady, then evilly grins at him and holds up sledge hammer* Normady: Awww crap..O.O Cloudandis: OMG?! GET IM! *chases normady all over da place, trying to hit him with waffle* Rin: MWAHAHAHAHA! FACE THE RATH OF WAFFLES! Normady: Wht the crudders is a waffle?! *tries to fly away but cloudandis throws the waffle at him, hits him in the eye, then he falls* Cloudandis: *hopps around like a bunneh wabbit with waffle, then smacks norm* THAT'SA WAFFLE!
Aiano: Rin, no more human food: Katana: BUT ILIKE A COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!! Aiano:No, cookies are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Katana: Aiano ates cookies!*mopes in his den*
Snowpack, two days later: Rin: Waffletime, waffle time, won't you eat waffle of mine? Aiano: For the last time Rin, IDON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS! Rin: Aiano doesn't like waffles!*puppy pout with really cute and sad eyeas* Cloudandis: Aiano doesn't like waffles?! Katana: Aiano doesn't like cookie! everyone but aiano: I finded a carrot! Aiano! I gots a pancake! Gimme caraboo! Poler bear! Aiano: Aaaahhh! I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!